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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:09 am

Buzzsaw awoke from his stasis nap to find himself on an espianage mission far from Soundwave and he wondered who ate all the Twinkies

Galvatron spent most of his weekend playing _________________

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:31 am

Galvatron spent most of his weekend playing hide and go seek with Dirge, Galvatron won because Dirge had died once more! hehehe 

Galvatron tried to buy the last issue of Playbot magazine, but at the counter the assistant said he had to be over _________ in order to buy it, so Galvatron then________

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:34 am

Galvatron tried to buy the last issue of Playbot magazine, but at the counter the assistant said he had to be over 50ft tall in order to buy it, so Galvatron then whipped out his laser cannon and slapped the assistant with it.

Specto and Viewfinder wanted their own ______, so they asked Megatron to _______ on wikipedia.com

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Mon Nov 18, 2013 12:34 pm

Specto and Viewfinder wanted their own to Cybertron land but got lost so they asked Megatron to direct them there and he said to go and look on wikipedia.com!

Shockwave in his latest and greatest creation made _________ but then his previous creation made a noise and said "_________

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Tue Nov 19, 2013 2:59 am

Shockwave in his latest and greatest creation made himself a second eye but then his previous creation made a noise and said "can you read the eye chart?"


Once upon a time in ______________ Dirge and Bumblebee were _____________ at the same time when along came a giant ___________

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:35 pm

Once upon a time in Galvy land Dirge and Bumblebee were skipping along holding hands, at the same time when along came a giant from the other direction!

In Galvy land, everyone must wear_________ and anyone not wearing ________ has their ______ chopped off, by order of his imperial majesty, the great, the glorious ___________

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Dark Saviour on Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:21 pm

In Galvy land, everyone must wear condoms and anyone not wearing condoms has their cock chopped off, by order of his imperial majesty, the great, the glorious Chopcockatron.


SuperOmegaPrime likes to put an _________________ at the end of every sentence because he______________

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:28 am

Chopcockatron.

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SuperOmegaPrime likes to put an explanation point at the end of every sentence because he wants to be heard.



Dark Savior was _________ when he got a phone call from _________ asking him if he wanted to go out to the ________ for some good ol' fashioned _______________

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:49 pm

Dark Savior was playing ball in the dark when he got a phone call from Galvatron asking him if he wanted to go out to the bar for some good ol' fashioned brawl!

Dark Savior _________ to go to the _________ with Galvatron, along the pink brick road they encountered __________ Who asked if they could come with them, they said "_____________

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:07 am

Dark Savior went to go to the strip club with Galvatron, along the pink brick road they encountered hookertrons Who asked if they could come with them, they said "we have no need  to go any further"



Soundwave, Rumble and Frenzy took __________ for a __________ in the dark shadows of the __________

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I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu Nov 21, 2013 12:43 pm

Soundwave, Rumble and Frenzy took a holiday to the darkest regions of space for a nice day out in the dark shadows of Dredd space!

In Dredd space you will find lurking in the shadows __________ and they wanted to ________

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:02 am

In Dredd space you will find lurking in the shadows Slugfest and Overkill and they wanted to be upgraded into Masterpiece scale.

Grimlock wanted to be in the _________ so badly that he _________ and in the end he finally got ___________

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Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOT
I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Sixshot on Fri Nov 22, 2013 5:02 am

Grimlock wanted to be in the new Masterpiece scale so badly that he was given "lifter boots" by Fans Toys and in the end he finally got a new release by Takara.

Rodimus got so tired of his arm falling off that he _________ and tossed his matrix away because _________ had a shinier copy.

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:38 am

Rodimus got so tired of his arm falling off that he had it permanently attached to his vagina and tossed his matrix away because Optimus Prime had a shinier copy

When SuperOmegaPrime was _______ he was ______ to be _______ in the pond

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Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOT
I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Sixshot on Sun Nov 24, 2013 2:45 am

When SuperOmegaPrime was drinking he was 1st to be naked in the pond.

Sixshot got stuck doing __________ because ___________ was tired of his _____________.

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"That poor horse is the pivot horse for an emoticon orgy." -Galvatron
"Hide the penis? I'm not falling for that one again." -Ramjet
"However I don't mind rap that degrades Minicons." -Dai Atlas
"Timbuktu, please blame Islamist Terrorists for the delay..." -SuperOmegaPrime
"You forgot to mention the dead guy that keeps on whoreing!!!!!!" -Dirge
"Gobots and dead guys. What's next to greet me? Captain Planet?" -Detective Barricade
"WTF is this? I thought this was a transformers website and you guys are buying tractors and shit spreaders and the hunger games. -Ravage
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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Sun Nov 24, 2013 2:50 am

Sixshot got stuck doing himself because Mrs. Sixshot was tired of his wolf pecker.

Galvatron was __________ until he _____________ and decided to ________________

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Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOT
I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:54 pm

Galvatron was working on his dancing until he tripped and fell and decided to do the belly crawl dance!

Sixshot's greatest achievement is_________, when he done it, he said "Now that's a ______ well done!"

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:16 am

Sixshot's greatest achievement is licking his wolf balls when NOT in wolf mode..when he done it, he said "Now that's a job well done!"

SOP was ________of Sixshot so he tried to _________ a way to do the ________thing.

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Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOT
I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:46 pm

SOP was not impressed of Sixshot so he tried to get Sixshot to fight Galvatron, a way to the fight was to put Sixshot's prized Trophy thing in Galvatron's bathroom!

When Sixshot entered Galvatron's bathroom and saw the item, he got __________ at Galvatrron and the two started fighting and their fight took them to ____________ where Wheelie made a painting called _________

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:44 am

When Sixshot entered Galvatron's bathroom and saw the item, he got the GTA 5 game out and tossed a controller at Galvatron and the two started fighting and their fight took them to new levels and high points where Wheelie made a painting called "WHEELIE'S A FAG".


When Skywarp went to the ________, the doctor told him that he had only _______ to live.

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I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:59 am

When Skywarp went to the Doctor, the doctor told him that he had only seconds to live!

The reason why Skywarp had seconds to live was because _______ was coming up the street in drones followed up by ______________

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:43 am

The reason why Skywarp had seconds to live was because Unicron was coming up the street in drones followed up by Cyclonus, Scourge and the Sweeps.

Ramjet tried to work as a used ___________ but found he could not _______ to people in hell.

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I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:17 pm

Ramjet tried to work as a used car salesman but found he could not sale any cars to people in hell.

The reason Ramjet couldn't sell all of the cars was because ___________

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:27 am

The reason Ramjet couldn't sell all of the cars was because his customers were already cars.

One night, SOP threw a _______ and everybody ________ Even Galvatron brought ________

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I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Wed Nov 27, 2013 1:14 pm

One night, SOP threw a party and everybody bought cake! Even Galvatron brought Starscream's ghost, dragging him by the collar!

At the Party, Starscream found it __________ to have any of the cake because he was __________ Everyone _______ at him because of his inability to have_______ so he decided to leave by the nearest wall leaving everyone else with the ________ and they had a jolly good _______

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