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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:17 pm

Mixmaster was working on a anti aging formula when he hit upon the opposite end of the experiment and it went out with a massive BANG!

When the smoke cleared from the bang, Mixmaster had upon his body _________ so he had to go to the ________ in order to _______ up!

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Sixshot on Wed Nov 06, 2013 11:19 pm

When the smoke cleared from the bang, Mixmaster had upon his body cosmic dust so he had to go to the clinic in order to get needles to shoot it up!

Perceptor uses _________ in his chlorostop in order to make _________ nice and shiny! (*for Galvatron)

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Wed Nov 06, 2013 11:27 pm

Perceptor uses Sixshot's leftovers from you don't want to know where, in in his chlorostop in order to make the great and nice and shiny! (*for Galvatron)

Galvatron put his fingers together like Naurto for mass cloning, find it didn't work when facing Rodimus, Rodimus __________ in the face and then _________ out the nearest _______

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Thu Nov 07, 2013 2:43 am

Galvatron put his fingers together like Naurto for mass cloning, find it didn't work when facing Rodimus, Rodimus was shot in the face and then in the eye and out the nearest backdoor.


Ramjet was polishing his __________ when he noticed a ______ on his left ________

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:26 pm

Ramjet was polishing his latest jet nose when he noticed a spot on his left cheek!

Ramjet took a cloth and tried to _______ the spot off, instead his whole ________ came off!

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:28 am

Ramjet took a cloth and tried to wipe the spot off, instead his whole face came off!

When Rumble was ____________ under the ___________ of a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Nov 08, 2013 5:46 pm

When Rumble was rumbling under the bridge a gang of a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders ran across the bridge!

As Rumble did his thing under the bridge, the bridge suddenly ________ on top of him and Frenzy tried to _________ while Ratbat, Laserbeak and Ravage were sat by the pool side wearing ____ and drinking __________

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:45 am

As Rumble did his thing under the bridge, the bridge suddenly collapsed on top of him and Frenzy tried to look up the skirts of the cheerleaders while Ratbat, Laserbeak and Ravage were sat by the pool side wearing banana hammocks and drinking gin and juice

Blaster and Jazz was ________ with their ______ on their money and their _______ on their _____

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:22 am

Blaster and Jazz was having a dancing contest with their chosen songs, on their on their money and their weird dances on their chosen dance floor!

The third entree to the contest was ________ and they blew away the other two with their _______ moves and then afterwards they said to Jazz & Blaster "________ Autobots inferior!"

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:26 am

The third entree to the contest was SOP and Detective Barricade and they blew away the other two with their 1980's breakdancing moves and then afterwards they said to Jazz & Blaster "who says  Autobots inferior!" NOOOOT!!!

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I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:24 pm

Galvatron was sat on his throne, when suddenly it _________ apart and then ______ appeared with clue and bandages to try and _________

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Sun Nov 10, 2013 12:02 am

Galvatron was sat on his throne, when suddenly it transformed apart and then five mini bots appeared with clue and bandages to try and rebuild Galvatron's busted ass from falling.


Ravage was _______ in a ________ when he recorded _________ saying ________

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I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Nov 10, 2013 1:51 am

Ravage was trying to take a catnap in a human car stereo when he recorded JFK saying "Shoot me NOW!"

Mixmaster was trying to find a cure for ___________ but instead he found a cure for _______

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:41 am

Mixmaster was trying to find a cure for stretched out vaginas but instead he found a cure for mange

Scrapper decided he wanted to _________ so he can drive _______

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Nov 10, 2013 5:26 pm

Scrapper decided he wanted to be a high flying construction engineer so he can drive off the tops of his creations with a bouncy rope attached and spring all over the place!

Longhaul wanted to change his name to __________ but the other constructicons said he should change it to __________

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:16 am

Longhaul wanted to change his name to Payload, but the other constructicons said he should change it to pussybitchass.

Breakdown and Wildrider were _____________ when they crashed into a ________

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I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:04 pm

Breakdown and Wildrider were racing when they crashed into a totally lost Dirge!

Dirge was looking for ________ when he got hit again, this time by ________ who was following Breakdown & Wildrider to the ________

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:52 am

Dirge was looking for his pineapple juice when he got hit again, this time by Astrotrain who was following Breakdown & Wildrider to the strip club

Slugfest and Overkill wanted to ________ so they ________ until the doctor had to dig it out with a fork

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I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:50 am

Slugfest and Overkill wanted to play hanky panky so they went to the club and found they had to wait until until the doctor had to dig it out with a fork!

The result of what the Doctor dug out was ________ so they said that SLugfest and Overkill had to _______

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Sat Nov 16, 2013 3:43 am

The result of what the Doctor dug out was Dirge so they said that SLugfest and Overkill had to confess they killed and ate him.


One morning __________ woke up with ___________

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You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Nov 16, 2013 11:41 am

One morning Galvatron woke up with a massive headache!

Galvatron went to see ______ about his headache and they said to _________ and then call in the ______

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:18 am

Galvatron went to see the Quintessons about his headache and they said to shag 2 fembots and then call in the next week or 2.

Ramjet was eating _______ when he got ________ stuck in his robotic teeth.

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:49 am

Ramjet was eating scrap metal when he got indigestion and it caused him to be sick which left bits of metal stuck in his robotic teeth!

Unicron said to Rodimus "If you want to know who I am, answer this riddle, once there were _________ and one said to the other _________

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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by Galvatron on Sun Nov 17, 2013 6:07 am

Unicron said to Rodimus "If you want to know who I am, answer this riddle, once there were 2 Testicles and one said to the other "our neighbor is such an asshole! and we always got a dick hanging around in front of us."

Soundwave was feeling _________ until he dropped Buzzsaw in the _________________

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You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
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Re: A NEW GAME TO PLAY

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Nov 17, 2013 5:51 pm

Soundwave was feeling like he had a yellow streak running up his processor until he dropped Buzzsaw in the recycling bin!

Buzzsaw awoke from his stasis nap to find himself __________ far from Soundwave and he wondered _________

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