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Re: Blitzwing:
by Galvatron Sun Nov 03, 2013 4:22 am
I bet she has nice skin and hair and probably really healthy
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Re: Blitzwing:
by Sixshot Sun Nov 03, 2013 4:27 am
Pantene Pro-V doesn't have shit on what I have to offer. 
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Re: Blitzwing:
by Galvatron Sun Nov 03, 2013 4:32 am
A man and a woman are stranded for 4 days. They find a way to kill a tiny rabbit only enough to feed one person....
Who gets to eat it?
The man
The woman can get her protein afterwards.
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Re: Blitzwing:
by SuperOmegaPrime Sun Nov 03, 2013 5:30 pm
Does she go around with a rolling pin in one hand and a claw to drag you away from the computer in the other?Sixshot wrote:I hired my wife to worry over me. Anyone else doing it would be a bit too much for me to handle....
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Re: Blitzwing:
by Rumble Sun Nov 03, 2013 8:36 pm
How?Galvatron wrote:The woman can get her protein afterwards.
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Re: Blitzwing:
by Sixshot Sun Nov 03, 2013 8:43 pm
She leaves the rolling pin (not the papers) in the kitchen. A lap-dance followed by oral sex usually "gets me off" the computer.SuperOmegaPrime wrote:Does she go around with a rolling pin in one hand and a claw to drag you away from the computer in the other?Sixshot wrote:I hired my wife to worry over me. Anyone else doing it would be a bit too much for me to handle....
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Re: Blitzwing:
by Dirge Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:30 pm
Unlike you lot, I am much more refined with my lady .....
Dirge:- WOOOMAN
Her:- What?
Dirge:- Wanna shagging marathon
Her:- No, you nasty bastard
Dirge:- ......
Dirge:- WOOOMAN
Her:- What?
Dirge:- Wanna shagging marathon
Her:- No, you nasty bastard
Dirge:- ......
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Re: Blitzwing:
by Galvatron Fri Dec 06, 2013 3:51 am
Galvatron: Wife, shall we shag?
Wife: ugh! Again!? we just shagged last night!
Galvatron: I know! It's been a long time!
Wife: Shag yourself you horny shit!
Galvatron: Again!? I just did that five minutes ago!
Wife: ugh! Again!? we just shagged last night!
Galvatron: I know! It's been a long time!
Wife: Shag yourself you horny shit!
Galvatron: Again!? I just did that five minutes ago!
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