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Post by Galvatron Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:14 am

#26 ARCEE: Its time for my monthly oil change
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:50 am

27# Drone to Arcee "What kind of oil would you like this month, madam, regular or Preimum?"
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Post by Galvatron Sun Nov 17, 2013 6:04 am

#28 THUNDERCRACKER: i thought it was called (the leaning tower of PIZZA)
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Sun Nov 17, 2013 5:53 pm

29# Thundercracker "TIMBER, I mean PIZZABER!!!!" (loud crashing sound in the background)
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Post by Galvatron Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:53 pm

#30 OPTMUS PRIME: "is the space bridge anything like a time warp? I got laid in a time warp once"
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:55 pm

31# BW Inferno "The royalty is GRRREEAT!"
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Post by Galvatron Mon Nov 18, 2013 6:53 am

#32 GALVATRON: by the time Rodimus Prime hears this recording, he will be suffering from my laser cannon being used as a suppository! BWAHHAHAHAHahahahaha
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Mon Nov 18, 2013 12:30 pm

33# "Hic, Hic, Hic, da, what was I doing again? Hic, Oh yeah, trying to conquer, Hic, Mobius or was it Hic, Cybertron?" Megatron when he had to much energon!
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Post by Galvatron Tue Nov 19, 2013 3:06 am

#34 MEGATRON: Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Tue Nov 19, 2013 9:31 pm

Galvatron wrote:#34 MEGATRON: Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
haha

35# Wheelie "Wheelie make new friends today!" Unknown con "Make a friend out of the barrel of my gun!" "OK!" (you know what comes next!)
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Post by Galvatron Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:40 am

#36 GALVATRON: No don't shoot him here, I don't want to clean up the oil.
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:46 pm

37# "I am Unicron, you shall now witness my awesomeness, when I get back from the bathroom!!"  hehehe
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Post by Galvatron Thu Nov 21, 2013 4:04 am

#38 RUMBLE: "I use Ratbat's guano for my face paint"
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Thu Nov 21, 2013 12:44 pm

39# Jazz "I need a hero, to save me now, I need a hero to save me just in time!"
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Post by Galvatron Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:57 am

#40 He puts the lotion on his skin! HE PUTS THE LOTION ON HIS SKIN!!
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Post by Sixshot Fri Nov 22, 2013 5:03 am

#41: Megatron: "Ravage don't you tell anyone how I've been applying my gun oil."
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Fri Nov 22, 2013 7:35 pm

42# "I am Shockwave, hic, and I am a asshole when I drink, hic, to much, hic energon!"
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Post by Galvatron Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:35 am

#43 SHOCKWAVE: Lord Galvatron I discovered a new theory to the reason why mother-in-law's are evil. It's only logical that when you rearrange the letters in MOTHER IN LAW, you can spell
WOMAN HITLER
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Post by Sixshot Sun Nov 24, 2013 2:48 am

Galvatron wrote:#43 SHOCKWAVE: Lord Galvatron I discovered a new theory to the reason why mother-in-law's are evil. It's only logical that when you rearrange the letters in MOTHER IN LAW, you can spell
WOMAN HITLER
hehehe  that's clever.

#44: Soundwave: "Megatron. There's not enough stuffing to feed all the Decepticons this Thanksgiving."
                         "Buzzsaw eject. Operation, Thanksgiving Day Sacrifice Preparation."
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Post by Galvatron Sun Nov 24, 2013 3:00 am

#45 "director"- ACTION!!
       "PRIME" - All we need is a little Boy and a whole lot of candy
      "director" - CUT!!!! Take two..
      "PRIME" - All we need is a little bit of meth and a whole lot of hookers
      "director" - CUT!! Take three...
      "PRIME'- All we need is a little bit of porn and a whole lot of lubrication
     "director"- CUT!!!! YOU FUCKING MORON!!
      RAVAGE-  fuck this! I'm not doing this scene!
      "director" - Bring in Laserbeak!
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Sun Nov 24, 2013 6:02 pm

46# Optimus prime "OH MY GOD, has he been recording that all of this time?"
Director "Heck, yeah!"
OP "Then you don't mind if I kill Ravage here and now?"
Director "Go ahead but it won't stop Buzzsaw from making that number one of the Decpticon chart!"
OP "What about Laserbeak?"
Director "Him, he already packed and being shipped off by USP to Timbuktu, good luck on finding him!"
OP "You know, I don't have to be mister nice robot?"
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Post by Galvatron Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:11 am

#47 CRASHER: Hello? Soundwave? This must be your answering machine. Anyway, we... ummmmm need to talk. It's rather important that you get a hold of me ASAP. Remember that one night when we had too much energon.... well..... I'm late! So please call me. 555-420-5150
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:47 pm

48# Blaster "How many morons does it take to screw in a light blub?"
Mirage "If its the cons, I say about three dozen, give to take a few dozen!"
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Post by Galvatron Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:29 am

#49 this audio...
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:59 am

50# Galvatron "Oh frack me!"
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