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Post by Dirge on Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:38 pm

Here hee hee

#1:- a spare cannon

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Post by Galvatron on Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:20 am

#2 a lifetime supply of 9volt batteries

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Post by Dirge on Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:22 pm

#3:- gun oil

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Post by Sixshot on Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:35 pm

#4: Dead Stripper-cons

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Post by Dirge on Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:40 pm

#5:- His plans for world domination

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Post by Galvatron on Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:49 am

#6 caskets with Autobot names engraved on each one.

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Re: 101 things Galvatron keeps in his basement

Post by Galvatron on Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:43 am

#7 Megatron's furniture

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Re: 101 things Galvatron keeps in his basement

Post by Dirge on Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:26 pm

#8:- His stash of playbot mags

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Re: 101 things Galvatron keeps in his basement

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:20 pm

9# the cure to this:
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Re: 101 things Galvatron keeps in his basement

Post by Dirge on Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:31 pm

#10:- a dartboard with a photo of Optimus prime pinned to it

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:02 am

11# An endless supply of headstones for the spots where Dirge has died!

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Re: 101 things Galvatron keeps in his basement

Post by Dirge on Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:20 am

#12:- a poop scoop for taking weirdwolf out for a walk

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:47 am

13# A fifty mile long shelf full of porn, the height is 70 miles and 69 miles of that has porn, the last one mile has the index book to tell Galvatron which shelf, which part of that shelf the book he looking for is located and on top of that bookcase is a small statue of Galvatron holding up his cannon and looking EXTREMELY HAPPY!

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Re: 101 things Galvatron keeps in his basement

Post by Dirge on Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:20 am

#14:- an alarm system that vaporises intrud ......

*runs like a dog on heat to avoid being vaporised*

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Post by Galvatron on Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:22 am

#15 Asian women

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Post by Dirge on Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:56 am

#16:- his big chair

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Post by Galvatron on Fri Dec 20, 2013 2:16 pm

#17 the evidence   hush

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Post by Dirge on Fri Dec 20, 2013 3:56 pm

#18:- Optimus Primes lifeless body

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:53 pm

16# A trash can for the Asian women and Dirge!

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Re: 101 things Galvatron keeps in his basement

Post by Dirge on Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:28 pm

#17:- his "Lesbian bots in action" DVD starring Arcee, moonracer, Firestar, Chromia and SOP

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:26 pm

18# A coffin maker machine that sends coffins to the places that Dirge dies in, so that he can be buried at the spot with no hassle, and there's also a massive forest that never ends to supply the machine with the wood required to make all of those coffins!

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Post by Dirge on Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:09 am

#19:- a rocket powered mouse to scare the shit outta SOP

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:19 am

20# A Nuclear fusion powered cat to deal with the mouse and make Galvatron relaxed and calm when he all stressed out!

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Post by Dirge on Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:21 am

#21:- his robodog

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Dec 21, 2013 12:22 am

22# his Dinosaur city robot! (top that if you can)

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