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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu Dec 26, 2013 12:35 am

26# shoe cables from my wrists and attach them to buildings and go swinging through big city streets and dodge all of the traffic!

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by Galvatron on Thu Dec 26, 2013 2:42 am

#27 the ability to wrestle Mexican Eskimo Midgets from Northern Ireland

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by Dirge on Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:33 pm

#28:- the power to assemble fucking ikea furniture

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu Dec 26, 2013 5:18 pm

29# To destroy the gates of hell in a single thought, in an vain attempt to stop Dirge from coming back to life!

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by Dirge on Thu Dec 26, 2013 10:08 pm

#30:- The ability to make the fucking postman on time

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu Dec 26, 2013 11:36 pm

31# Get the cats delivering the mail, so one get Catafaction!

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by Galvatron on Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:12 am

#32 he has the super power to keep his shoes waterproof

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:30 am

33# To make Galvatron dress and drag and do the hola!  hehehe

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by Galvatron on Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:31 am

#34 the ability to click his heels 3 times and end up home

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:35 am

35# Make Dirge break apart and attach himself to Galvatron to make SUPER GALVATRON!

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by Galvatron on Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:47 am

#36 the ability to watch every episode of THE SIMPSONS in one sitting.

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Dec 27, 2013 12:38 pm

37# The ability to wipe the Simpsons from all knowledge and existence!

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by Galvatron on Fri Dec 27, 2013 2:16 pm

#38 the ability to polish everybody's shoes with excellent speed.

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Dec 27, 2013 7:05 pm

39# Make every Decpticon Shag Dirge's 555th corpse!

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by Dirge on Fri Dec 27, 2013 8:39 pm

#40:- the ability to shag himself

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:24 am

41# To disassemble anyone and reassemble them, if I wish to!

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by Galvatron on Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:56 am

#42 the power to make it rain on a sunny day

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Dec 28, 2013 8:39 pm

43# To make it snow in the middle of a blazing heatwave, followed up by Mickey Mouse using a magic wand to sweep away all of the buildings, via magic brooms!

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by Dirge on Sat Dec 28, 2013 10:02 pm

#44:- The ability to Go on a one man crusade against Spiders

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Dec 28, 2013 10:24 pm

45# Power to go on a one man war against Insects

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by Galvatron on Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:08 am

#46 SOP has the power to pack fudge faster than anybody else in a fudge packing factory

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by Dirge on Sun Dec 29, 2013 2:26 pm

#47:- The ability to change into He-Man

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:18 pm

48# Make the Decpitcons attack Dirge's Christmas tree and miss it and hit Dirge instead!

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by Galvatron on Sun Dec 29, 2013 5:31 pm

#49 re-adjust the new year's countdown

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Re: 101 Super Powers for Super Omega Prime

Post by Dirge on Sun Dec 29, 2013 6:44 pm

#50:- the ability to transform into Bananaman

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