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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:38 pm

1# A bookmark that doubles as a can opener!

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Re: Wheeljack's 101 daft inventions!

Post by Ravage on Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:07 pm

#2 a dinobot that doubles as a torch.

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Post by Ravage on Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:08 pm

#3 poop that doubles as chewing gum  hehehe

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Tue Feb 11, 2014 11:20 pm

4# A collar that makes Swiss Cheese in poop flavour!

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Re: Wheeljack's 101 daft inventions!

Post by Galvatron on Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:01 am

#5 A memory scanner for blondes.

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Re: Wheeljack's 101 daft inventions!

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:23 pm

6# A pizza combiner

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Re: Wheeljack's 101 daft inventions!

Post by Galvatron on Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:32 pm

#7 The Unstabelizer 2000

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:02 pm

8# A machine that tells you that your house is flooded when the water is creeping through the key hole!

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Re: Wheeljack's 101 daft inventions!

Post by Galvatron on Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:27 am

#9 a wrist watch that is also a sundial

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Re: Wheeljack's 101 daft inventions!

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:00 am

10# A fold up brick!

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Re: Wheeljack's 101 daft inventions!

Post by Galvatron on Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:44 am

#11 a vacuume cleaner that also cuts hair.
IT SUCKS AS IT CUTS!

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:31 pm

12# The burp o manic, if I knew what one was, I might be interested in it! hehehe

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Re: Wheeljack's 101 daft inventions!

Post by Ravage on Sun Feb 16, 2014 2:53 am

#13 a fart machine that actually stinks.....awesome

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Re: Wheeljack's 101 daft inventions!

Post by Galvatron on Sun Feb 16, 2014 2:56 am

#14 snatch sniffer 3000. It beeps loudly if it smells fish

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Re: Wheeljack's 101 daft inventions!

Post by Ravage on Sun Feb 16, 2014 2:57 am

haha

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Re: Wheeljack's 101 daft inventions!

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:31 pm

15# A leash that scoops up Ravage's poop, once it combined with 14#

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Re: Wheeljack's 101 daft inventions!

Post by Ravage on Tue Feb 18, 2014 6:03 am

hmmm......me like....

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Re: Wheeljack's 101 daft inventions!

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:16 pm

16# The Ravage detector, sadly it broke before it could be used, due to a unseen force, the only evidence was muddy paw prints upon the floor leading to Hound's room in the ark!  hehehe

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Post by Ravage on Tue Feb 18, 2014 6:00 pm

I cant be detected.  don't waste your time. haha

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:52 pm

Ravage wrote:I cant be detected.  don't waste your time. haha

That's why its broken, you broke it and framed Hound for the crime because he locked you in a cell back at the beginning of the saga that is TF

17# A combiner that has feet where hands should be, hands where feet should be, a penis where a head should be, and a moron sign where the crotch should be and on the chest a sign that says "I'm a pretty little moron, please kick me!"  hehehe

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Re: Wheeljack's 101 daft inventions!

Post by Dirge on Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:08 am

A plutonium powered mobile phone

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Re: Wheeljack's 101 daft inventions!

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:29 am

18# A dream eater machine!

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Re: Wheeljack's 101 daft inventions!

Post by Ravage on Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:28 am

#19 paddles.....the dinobot


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Re: Wheeljack's 101 daft inventions!

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:35 pm

20# A super brain for Sludge, only it ended up being trampled under foot when Blaster turned on the music and the Dinobots had a party! hehehe

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Re: Wheeljack's 101 daft inventions!

Post by Ravage on Wed Feb 19, 2014 3:35 pm

#21 a formula to make me poop bigger poops to leave for my unsuspecting victims

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