Bumblebee & Spike crazy roadtrip

Ok, any place you can think of, that they can ended up in, even if its a million miles away from the last destination:

Timbuktu

In the UK on a Grommit hunt.  

deep in the Redwood forest of northern California

The Amazon rain forest via Hong Kong & New Keon city!

In the wide open space of Antarctica! And wouldn't you know it, they've ended up right in the middle of a blizzard...

to the Statue of Liberty just to try to look up her dress

Galvatron wrote:to the Statue of Liberty just to try to look up her dress

then to Paris to look at the tower before going to see the ordinal statue of liberty and see if the same thing they spotted on the copy is there on the ordinal!

to Los Santos via Grand Theft Auto 5 game

Lego New York via Neverwinter

The Oregon mountains to look for Mt St Hillary (that don't really exist)

Mount Doom via castle grey skull and Boulderhill then onto the Lonely Mountain for a memory of their visit

mexico cause they heard that's the cool thing to do.

Justin Beiber's jerk n twerk party

o lord.  

Ravage wrote:o lord.  

I agree  

Back to Mexico to try and meet the fastest mouse, Speedy Gonzales, but all they found was either smoke trails or lots of female mice falling head over heels in love with him! Afterwards they travelled to the sewers of New York

Mars.. to show that infamous face is non other than Bumblebee himself.

Jupiter, the eye that is said to be a storm, is really BB doing his impersonation of Ravage!  

Mars's moon PHOBOS to the strange structure that Buzz Aldrin calls a monolith. But in reality it's just a rest stop bathroom.


Look it up.. It's very very strange to have this object on the moon of Mars. Nobody knows what it is.

They went to Mercury to get a tan before visiting Neptune for a cold drink!

SPRINGFIELD Oregon to visit the Simpsons.

(yes it has been cleared by Simpsons creator that the cartoon city is based on Springfield Oregon.)

I got some cousins that live there.

Left Springfield with a sign saying "Nuke this town ASP!" Then went to Moscow to see a Russian ballet show!

To the Columbia River to split up and find Sasquatch. Spike got stoned in Washington and forgot all about why they came in the first place. Bumblebee got stranded roadside in Oregon, only to have Galvatron drive by and blast his ass.
 

I blasted Bumblebee's ass deep with my laser cannon.

 
(that just sounds so wrong)

Then Galvatron in his big black truck, drove over the remains laughing and tossed out a note saying "Galvatron Waz Here Feb 2014!" Then he drove all of the way to lands end England and asked for a cup of energon to go!