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Post by Galvatron on Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:06 pm

Found this on CRAIGSLIST...

Brass Monkey - $20 (ne portland)

condition: excellent
Looking to rent trained monkey for a few hours every weekend to hang out in my Mimosa tree and pulley down some chilled Old English (40oz) and OJ (12oz) in small, light weight, ice buckets.

Willing to pay $20 an hour, usually will need for 2-3hrs while I get drunk in my hammock beneath the Mimosa tree.

This is not a joke, monkey must be legal and have immunization papers. Little tuxedo is a plus, ability to roll cigarettes out of homemade tobacco will earn $25 an hour total.

Thank you for your time,

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Re: Crazy internet findings

Post by Sixshot on Sun Jul 13, 2014 1:26 am

wtf

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Re: Crazy internet findings

Post by Galvatron on Wed Aug 06, 2014 12:53 am


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You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
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has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

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Re: Crazy internet findings

Post by Galvatron on Thu Mar 19, 2015 1:17 am


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I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

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