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Post by Galvatron on Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:54 am

Galvatron and Commander Megatron begin their search for Rodimus Prime...

Hopefully we can find him here at this recycling center Commander!

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Re: Recycling Center

Post by Dirge on Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:57 am

* dirge walks into the recycling centre followed by robosheep *

" im here commander "

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Re: Recycling Center

Post by Commander Megatron on Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:23 pm

"Then lets see if he is here, Dirge dispatch Batzilla to assist us. If he is here, we will find him!"

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Re: Recycling Center

Post by Galvatron on Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:33 pm

As the cons walk through the Recycling center, Galvatron looks at all the busted, mangled, twisted, burnt, scrap metal of ancient Autobots that have been destroyed in previous wars....

Look at this place Megatron! Look at all the chasis from the fallen weakling Autobots!!
All stacked on top of each other and being crushed into tiny cubes of metal!!
If I didn't know any better, I might think my spark has expired and I am in the Decepticon Heavens!

As Galvatron was talking he accidentally tripped over a wire that triggered the giant magnet crane to turn on right above Dirge's head.

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Re: Recycling Center

Post by Commander Megatron on Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:00 pm

"Dirge have you found anything yet.....? Dirge.....? "

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Re: Recycling Center

Post by Dirge on Sun Aug 02, 2009 12:38 am

* dirge opens his cockpit and sends batzilla to look for any functional autobots just before the magnetic crane turns on over his head

he shoots upwards and is left stuck to the magnet *

" mighty megatron i need assistance to get down from here "

* dirge looks at the recycling plants crusher on it in big letters it says ...

AUTOBOT EATER MARK III

batzilla is flapping about searching for autobots that are still alive and it perches on galvatrons shoulder and squawks loudly in his audio sensor *

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Re: Recycling Center

Post by Galvatron on Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:08 pm

Galvatron finds the switch to release the magnet. The magnet turns off and Dirge flops face first to the ground.

THUD!

Galvatron grabs the squaking Batzilla by the neck and tosses it to Dirge causing it to flap it's wings and slap his owner in the face.

Don't ever squak in my audio receptors again!!!

Galvatron says as he turns the volume down to ease the ringing sound in his head.

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Re: Recycling Center

Post by Dirge on Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:12 pm

* dirge lands flat on his faceplate he sits up just in time to be slapped by batzillas wing *

" its a bit cold for the eleventeenth of octember mummy "

* dirge collapses again out cold so galvatron tips a bucket of water over his head *

" who what where where .......... "

* dirge stands up and grabs a hose pipe and sprays galvatron with it *

" revenge is mine MWAHAHAHA "

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Re: Recycling Center

Post by Galvatron on Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:33 am

Being that the hose has been sitting unused for a long time, the first spray of the water was rusty
Galvatron goes to swing a punch at Dirge and his arm rusts in mid-swing


BLASTED!!!

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Re: Recycling Center

Post by Commander Megatron on Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:51 pm

"Alright you two enough! We are here to find Autobots not squabble liek a couple of old womenobots!"

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Re: Recycling Center

Post by Dirge on Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:34 am

* dirge opens his cockpit and gets out a tin of WD40 and sprays galvatrons arm with it *

" there you go galvatron "

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Post by Galvatron on Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:39 am

Galvatron looks oddly at Dirge. wondering why he carries a can of oil everywhere he goes. And also trying not to imagine what it is mostly used for.

You are correct Commander. I was hoping we could find Rodimus in pieces here in a pile of scrap metal.
But when you look around this place is rather DEAD quiet

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Re: Recycling Center

Post by Dirge on Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:57 pm

* dirge sees a control console *

" hey what does this switch do ? "

* dirge switches the switch and the autobot eater starts to crunch up autobots and they fire out in the direction of the three cons *

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Re: Recycling Center

Post by Galvatron on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:44 am

Galvatron ducks behind Dirge and fires his laser cannon in the direction of the crushing autobots...

WE'RE UNDER ATTAAACK!!!

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Post by Dirge on Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:58 pm

" hey get out from behind me "

* dirge sidesteps and one of the bits of crushed autobot hits galvatron in the faceplate *

" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "

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Post by Galvatron on Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:50 am

Galvatron grabs the busted Autobot part and blasts it with his laser cannon.

NOT EVEN A DEAD AUTOBOT WILL HURT ME AND LIVE TO TELL ABOUT IT!!


A herd of robochickens cross the path of the mighty Galvatron so he picks one up and slaps Dirge in the faceplate with the robochicken.

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Re: Recycling Center

Post by Dirge on Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:54 am

* dirge screams in terror *

" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

not the hens

they are evil i tell you evil evil evil

they must be destroyed
"

* dirge starts firing wildly at the robochickens *

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Post by Galvatron on Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:29 pm

I fear the one we search for is not here. Let's go check the streets of Cybertron and see what we run in to.

The 3 cons exit the Recycling center and head out to the streets of Cybertron.

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Post by Insanacons on Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:34 pm

A weird ship crashes down at the Recycling center

It's Insanacons ship The Happy Burrito.

They tumble out of it.
"You idiot! Why did you crash the ship here!"
Dualkiller asks Cloudbreaker
"A Ratdroid looked at me weird!"
Cloudbreaker answers.

Dreadforge walks over and smacks them both over the heads.
"Both of you stop that!"

Then they start walking out of the Recycling center out towards the streets.
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Post by Galvatron on Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:13 pm

Galvatron and the others witness the crash of the bizarre space ship.
They move in closer to see what is going on...

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Post by Dirge on Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:33 pm

* dirge is still dressed in a dress and he wonders what the hell this spaceship is *

" hey galvatron who do you think built this ship

its a work of art
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Post by Insanacons on Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:13 pm

The Insanacons spots Dirge in the dress and walks over to him.
Dualkiller even pushes Galvatron out of the way.
All of the Insanacons just starts standing around Dirge trying to score him.

"Heey how you doin?" ;)

"Hey do you come here often?"

"Do you live here? Sorry about crashing our ship!"
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Post by Galvatron on Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:30 am

Galvatron does not take getting pushed around easily.
He would rather shoot first and ask questions later.
Aiming his laser cannon at Dualkiller, he takes a shot behind his left knee cap rotary.
Blowing off his lower leg.

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Post by Insanacons on Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:21 pm

Dualkiller falls and grabs whats left of his leg.
"AAaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhh my leg!!!"
Then he looks back at Dirge and then tries to play it cool again.
"Oh I mean, Oh yeah that doesn't hurt! Hey what are doing later? I can pick you up after the doc fix my leg what ya tuts?"

While the others keep their atendtion on Dirge Dreadforge looks back at Galvatron and walks over to him.
"Hey what's the big idea blowing off one of my mens legs like that?"
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Re: Recycling Center

Post by Galvatron on Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:29 am

You better lower your vocal volume when you speak to me stranger!
Or you will suffer a worse fate!
I am the MIGHTY GALVATRON!! Your little friend over there got what he deserved!
NOBODY pushes me!!

NOBODY!!!!!!!

You should all bow before ME!

Identify yourself and your team!

And for Primus sake leave Dirge alone! HE'S undercover!

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