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Decepticon HQ
* dirge walks into the empty HQ and seeing noone around sits in galvatrons chair and turns on the tv *
" im all alone in here "
" im all alone in here "
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Re: Decepticon HQ
*Just as Dirge's soaps begin to get interesting, the HQ door is swung open and in comes Rumble.*
"DIRRRRRRRRGGGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
"DIRRRRRRRRGGGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
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Re: Decepticon HQ
* rumble surprises dirge and he leaps from the chair and is hold of the light fitting on the roof *
" dammit squirt dont do that "
" dammit squirt dont do that "
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Re: Decepticon HQ
The scare from Rumble caused Dirge to accidentally leak some oil before he leaped to the ceiling light....
Galvatron walks out of the bathroom still holding his breath.
DO NOT GO IN THERE!!
He sees Dirge hanging from the light on the ceiling.
what are you doing up there you conehead??
Sitting down in his chair Galvatron begins to feel the oil spill from Dirge
DAMMIT WHO THE FUCK PISSED IN MY CHAIR!!?
Galvatron walks out of the bathroom still holding his breath.
DO NOT GO IN THERE!!
He sees Dirge hanging from the light on the ceiling.
what are you doing up there you conehead??
Sitting down in his chair Galvatron begins to feel the oil spill from Dirge
DAMMIT WHO THE FUCK PISSED IN MY CHAIR!!?
Re: Decepticon HQ
* just then the light fixing snaps and dirge lands on galvatrons lap *
" erm ...... hello galvatron "
" erm ...... hello galvatron "
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Re: Decepticon HQ
Galvatron shoves Dirge off of his lap and his conehead smashes through the wall.
Get off of me you dote!!
You're lucky I didn't have my laser cannon attached!
Get off of me you dote!!
You're lucky I didn't have my laser cannon attached!
Re: Decepticon HQ
* dirge pulls his head out of the wall and turns to see galvatrons pimpmobile parked outside *
" thats a nice looking motor galvatron mind if i have a drive "
* dirge jumps in the pimpmobile and tries to start the engine *
" thats a nice looking motor galvatron mind if i have a drive "
* dirge jumps in the pimpmobile and tries to start the engine *
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Re: Decepticon HQ
Galvatron rises from his chair...
My "pimpmobile" is a lot like I am.
If you want to "turn it on" you got to press the right buttons. GIGGITY!
Galvatron presses a diamond shaped button on the dashboard and the vehicle starts.
Go ahead and take it for a spin Dirge, perhaps you can pick up a few fembots on you voyage.
My "pimpmobile" is a lot like I am.
If you want to "turn it on" you got to press the right buttons. GIGGITY!
Galvatron presses a diamond shaped button on the dashboard and the vehicle starts.
Go ahead and take it for a spin Dirge, perhaps you can pick up a few fembots on you voyage.
Re: Decepticon HQ
* dirge does a burnout wheelspin and leaves galvatron in a cloud of smoke *
" lets see what it can do "
" dirge presses a button on the dashboard and the glove box pops open and a robotic arm hands dirge the latest edition of playbot *
" nice "
* just then dirge spots a fembot walking down the street and he pull over *
" hello doll fancy a ride "
" lets see what it can do "
" dirge presses a button on the dashboard and the glove box pops open and a robotic arm hands dirge the latest edition of playbot *
" nice "
* just then dirge spots a fembot walking down the street and he pull over *
" hello doll fancy a ride "
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Re: Decepticon HQ
Galvatron calls Dirge
If you put one scratch on my pimpmobile I'll pluck your wings off of your miserable body!!
Being busy trying to pick up Whore-acons, Dirge does not answer the com.
If you put one scratch on my pimpmobile I'll pluck your wings off of your miserable body!!
Being busy trying to pick up Whore-acons, Dirge does not answer the com.
Re: Decepticon HQ
* the whore icon gets in the car with three of her friends dirge cant belive his luck *
" i have some friends who would like to meet you im gioing to take you to them "
* dirge is so busy looking at the whoreicons that he isnt watching where hes driving and hits a lamp post head on crumpling the hood *
" whoops oh well he wont notice "
* dirge drives back to HQ and parks the pimpmobile in galvatrons parking space *
" i have some friends who would like to meet you im gioing to take you to them "
* dirge is so busy looking at the whoreicons that he isnt watching where hes driving and hits a lamp post head on crumpling the hood *
" whoops oh well he wont notice "
* dirge drives back to HQ and parks the pimpmobile in galvatrons parking space *
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Re: Decepticon HQ
BB lurking in the shadows notices Galvatron's ride pull up and dirge and the fembots get out seeing the dented hood BB gets some ideas...................
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Re: Decepticon HQ
*Waiting for Dirge to return with the entertainment, Rumble goes and kicks back in front of the Decepticon 147,000 foot TV.*
"Ahhhhhh"
"Ahhhhhh"
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Re: Decepticon HQ
8 Just then dirge walks in with the whoreicons *
lets party "
lets party "
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Re: Decepticon HQ
*Seeing Dirge walk in with the whoreicons Rumble scrambles across the floor to greet them.*
"Hello there...."
"Hello there...."
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Re: Decepticon HQ
As Dirge walks into HQ with the Whorocons, Galvatron's attention spans on the fact that those are Autobots in disguise!!
DESTROY THE WHOROCONS!!
DESTROY THE WHOROCONS!!
Re: Decepticon HQ
" say what you lost your mind galvatron i want some action "
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Re: Decepticon HQ
*Rumble stops dead, he hates having nasty surprises when dealing with whoreicons.*
"Are you sure Galvatron?"
*The look from Galvatron says 'Trust me, i know about women'*
"Are you sure Galvatron?"
*The look from Galvatron says 'Trust me, i know about women'*
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Re: Decepticon HQ
Galvatron picks up Rumble so that he can be face to face height...
Look Rumble, do you see the vocal processors are dialed up on high pitch.
That gives the disguise to speak like a fembot.
Look lower and you will see the breast plates are stuffed with scrap paper.
Rumble says..
From my height I always look at the crotch area.
Galvatron replies..
How can you tell the difference?
Look Rumble, do you see the vocal processors are dialed up on high pitch.
That gives the disguise to speak like a fembot.
Look lower and you will see the breast plates are stuffed with scrap paper.
Rumble says..
From my height I always look at the crotch area.
Galvatron replies..
How can you tell the difference?
Re: Decepticon HQ
"Thats the problem, half the time I can't..."
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Re: Decepticon HQ
" one way to find out "
* dirge rips the dress off one of the whoreicons to reveal a big autobot symbol *
" KILL THEM ALL "
* dirge rips the dress off one of the whoreicons to reveal a big autobot symbol *
" KILL THEM ALL "
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Re: Decepticon HQ
Galvatron charges up his laser cannon and fires at the "alternative" Autobots...
DIE AUTOBOTS DIE!!!!
DIE AUTOBOTS DIE!!!!
Re: Decepticon HQ
*Megatron walks in amid all the madness*
"What the hell is going on in here?"
"What the hell is going on in here?"
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Re: Decepticon HQ
Galvatron and the others blast the invaders into scrap as Megatron walks in....
Howdy Commander!!
We are killing Transvestobots.
You know, Whorocons
AUTOBOTS!!
Howdy Commander!!
We are killing Transvestobots.
You know, Whorocons
AUTOBOTS!!
Re: Decepticon HQ
" hi commander "
* dirge picks up one of the autobots heads and hands it to megatron *
" do you want it mounting in your office "
" rumble meanwhile has plugged in a bare ended wire and he touches the bare end of the live wire on dirges buttplate dirge jumps forward with the shock and galvatron catches him *
" my hero :P "
* dirge picks up one of the autobots heads and hands it to megatron *
" do you want it mounting in your office "
" rumble meanwhile has plugged in a bare ended wire and he touches the bare end of the live wire on dirges buttplate dirge jumps forward with the shock and galvatron catches him *
" my hero :P "
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