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Post by Dirge on Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:51 pm

* dirge walks into the empty HQ and seeing noone around sits in galvatrons chair and turns on the tv *

" im all alone in here "
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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Rumble on Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:42 pm

*Just as Dirge's soaps begin to get interesting, the HQ door is swung open and in comes Rumble.*

"DIRRRRRRRRGGGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Dirge on Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:49 pm

* rumble surprises dirge and he leaps from the chair and is hold of the light fitting on the roof *

" dammit squirt dont do that "

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Galvatron on Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:08 am

The scare from Rumble caused Dirge to accidentally leak some oil before he leaped to the ceiling light....

Galvatron walks out of the bathroom still holding his breath.

DO NOT GO IN THERE!!

He sees Dirge hanging from the light on the ceiling.

what are you doing up there you conehead??

Sitting down in his chair Galvatron begins to feel the oil spill from Dirge

DAMMIT WHO THE FUCK PISSED IN MY CHAIR!!?

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Dirge on Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:14 am

* just then the light fixing snaps and dirge lands on galvatrons lap *

" erm ...... hello galvatron "

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Galvatron on Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:56 am

Galvatron shoves Dirge off of his lap and his conehead smashes through the wall.

Get off of me you dote!!
You're lucky I didn't have my laser cannon attached!

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Dirge on Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:00 pm

* dirge pulls his head out of the wall and turns to see galvatrons pimpmobile parked outside *

" thats a nice looking motor galvatron mind if i have a drive "

* dirge jumps in the pimpmobile and tries to start the engine *

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Galvatron on Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:14 pm

Galvatron rises from his chair...

My "pimpmobile" is a lot like I am.
If you want to "turn it on" you got to press the right buttons. GIGGITY!

Galvatron presses a diamond shaped button on the dashboard and the vehicle starts.

Go ahead and take it for a spin Dirge, perhaps you can pick up a few fembots on you voyage.

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Dirge on Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:41 pm

* dirge does a burnout wheelspin and leaves galvatron in a cloud of smoke *

" lets see what it can do "

" dirge presses a button on the dashboard and the glove box pops open and a robotic arm hands dirge the latest edition of playbot *

" nice "

* just then dirge spots a fembot walking down the street and he pull over *

" hello doll fancy a ride "

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Galvatron on Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:09 pm

Galvatron calls Dirge

If you put one scratch on my pimpmobile I'll pluck your wings off of your miserable body!!

Being busy trying to pick up Whore-acons, Dirge does not answer the com.

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Dirge on Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:20 pm

* the whore icon gets in the car with three of her friends dirge cant belive his luck *

" i have some friends who would like to meet you im gioing to take you to them "

* dirge is so busy looking at the whoreicons that he isnt watching where hes driving and hits a lamp post head on crumpling the hood *

" whoops oh well he wont notice "

* dirge drives back to HQ and parks the pimpmobile in galvatrons parking space *

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by bumblebee on Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:42 am

BB lurking in the shadows notices Galvatron's ride pull up and dirge and the fembots get out seeing the dented hood BB gets some ideas...................

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Rumble on Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:16 pm

*Waiting for Dirge to return with the entertainment, Rumble goes and kicks back in front of the Decepticon 147,000 foot TV.*

"Ahhhhhh"
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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Dirge on Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:29 pm

8 Just then dirge walks in with the whoreicons *

lets party "

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Rumble on Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:34 pm

*Seeing Dirge walk in with the whoreicons Rumble scrambles across the floor to greet them.*

"Hello there...."
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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Galvatron on Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:35 pm

As Dirge walks into HQ with the Whorocons, Galvatron's attention spans on the fact that those are Autobots in disguise!!

DESTROY THE WHOROCONS!!

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Dirge on Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:37 pm

" say what you lost your mind galvatron i want some action "

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Rumble on Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:40 pm

*Rumble stops dead, he hates having nasty surprises when dealing with whoreicons.*

"Are you sure Galvatron?"

*The look from Galvatron says 'Trust me, i know about women'*
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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Galvatron on Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:28 am

Galvatron picks up Rumble so that he can be face to face height...

Look Rumble, do you see the vocal processors are dialed up on high pitch.
That gives the disguise to speak like a fembot.
Look lower and you will see the breast plates are stuffed with scrap paper.

Rumble says..

From my height I always look at the crotch area.

Galvatron replies..

How can you tell the difference?

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Rumble on Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:34 am

"Thats the problem, half the time I can't..."
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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Dirge on Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:41 pm

" one way to find out "

* dirge rips the dress off one of the whoreicons to reveal a big autobot symbol *

" KILL THEM ALL "

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Galvatron on Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:26 pm

Galvatron charges up his laser cannon and fires at the "alternative" Autobots...

DIE AUTOBOTS DIE!!!!

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Commander Megatron on Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:29 pm

*Megatron walks in amid all the madness*

"What the hell is going on in here?"
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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Galvatron on Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:28 pm

Galvatron and the others blast the invaders into scrap as Megatron walks in....

Howdy Commander!!

We are killing Transvestobots.
You know, Whorocons
AUTOBOTS!!

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Dirge on Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:45 am

" hi commander "

* dirge picks up one of the autobots heads and hands it to megatron *

" do you want it mounting in your office "

" rumble meanwhile has plugged in a bare ended wire and he touches the bare end of the live wire on dirges buttplate dirge jumps forward with the shock and galvatron catches him *

" my hero :P "

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