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Post by Rumble on Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:06 pm

The Streets Of Cybertron

OOC: Basically this is the thread for time spent on Cybertron when not at a specific location. It's the ideal place to stage ambushes, out of base battles, duels of honour or even to just go exploring. If structures/facilities/abandoned bases are found while in this thread and you feel that you may be spending a lot of time in these places, feel free to open up a new topic and continues the story there.

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*Slowley the Coffeegon starts to kick in as Rumble walks through the streets, sawying slightly from left to right. It's a quiet night on Cybertron, almost as if there is no-one sharing the planet with the casseticon. That's fine with Rumble though, at the moment he is not sure just how much noise his audio receptors can take. As he sways he hums a little tune.*

"Hm hm hum.... Hum hum hum hm humm."

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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron

Post by Dirge on Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:30 pm

* the three cons gho out into the streets and dirge spots rumble humming to himself so he turns to galvatron *

" be vewy vewy qwiet im going to hunt a wumble uhuhhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh "

* dirge sneaks up behind rumble ans yells in his audio sensors "

BOO

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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron

Post by Rumble on Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:45 pm

*The loud BOO causes an un-expeted reaction from Rumble. Instead of jumping 100ft tall in surprise, he stops moving and humming instantly, he then slowley turns around to face Dirge. Dirge's face shows a confused expression since he was obviously trying to scare the little 'con "half to death". Rumble puts a finger to his lips and shushes Dirge.*

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron

Post by Dirge on Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:16 pm

* dirge looks surprised at rumbles reaction *

" what are we being quiet for squirt "

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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron

Post by Rumble on Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:35 pm

*Rumble closes his eyes and whispers.*

"Cause I got a bit of a headache."

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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron

Post by Galvatron on Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:47 pm



Little did the Con's know, the Autobot they are searching for was not too far away.
Off in the distance Rodimus took aim but did not fire. He wanted to make sure he would not miss.
He pondered the thought of shooting. And was tempted to do so. But he knew it was too risky.

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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron

Post by Dirge on Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:44 pm

* dirge opens his cockpit and starts to get stuff out of it *

" lets see ...

immodium
optrex
calpol
preperation h
hen repellant

ahh here we go

tylenol
"

* dirge picks rumble up and tips the bottle down his throat *

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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron

Post by bumblebee on Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:20 am

OCC Dude you have too much free time :lol!: :lol!: haha

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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron

Post by Galvatron on Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:14 am

OOC You're telling me !! waiting

BIC

Galvatron sees a bottle of MIDOL along with the other medication from Dirge...

Dirge, why do you carry a bottle of Midol? Do you get cramps?

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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron

Post by Rumble on Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:09 pm

OOC: Love the picture Galvy! hehehe

BIC:

*After taking the large dose of Tylenol, Rumble is glad not to have a liver... Not before long the painkillers begin to do their stuff.*

"Hey, that kinda helped. Thanks Dirge."

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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron

Post by Dirge on Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:35 pm

* turns to galvatron *

" yeah i get really bad cramps in my arms when ive been pulling straps on "

* looks down at rumble *

" dont mention it .......... hey hang on the bottle said to shake it first "

* dirge grabs rumble and shakes him violently before putting him down again *

" thats better "

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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron

Post by Galvatron on Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:43 pm

[quote="Dirge" yeah i get really bad cramps in my arms when ive been pulling straps on "
"[/quote]

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! stop Don't tell me you keep "strap ons" in your cockpit!!!

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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron

Post by Dirge on Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:27 pm

* dirge gives galvatron a horrified look *

" not strap ons you nasty minded cretin

tie straps for holding down loads on cyber trailers
"

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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron

Post by Galvatron on Sat Aug 15, 2009 1:46 am

Oh Riiiiiiight
Galvatron says in an unbelieving voice...

Better watch your back Rumble. LITERALLY!

Does anybody have any evidence of Autobots near by?

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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron

Post by Dirge on Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:28 am

* dirge gives galvatron a kick up the buttplate *

" watch it matey and i cant see any autobots anywhere "

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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron

Post by Galvatron on Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:23 pm

Galvatron looks at the little dent in his buttplate.

Hmmm.. a little bondo will fix that.

Then he picks Dirge up over his head and tosses him like a dart and his conehead gets stuck in a wall.
NOBODY treats me like that and walks away!!!

Turning his attention back to Megatron.....
Commander, perhaps we are in the wrong part of the neighborhood. All I see wondering around here is Decepticons. No Autobot has big enough berrings to be seen around here.

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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron

Post by Dirge on Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:08 pm

* dirges head sticks into the wall like a dart and he is left unable to do anything apart from flap his arms and lags in the air *

" hey a little help here "

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Post by Galvatron on Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:29 pm

Galvatron fires his laser cannon at the wall causing it to crumble into pieces.
Giving Dirge enough room to pull his head out.


Let's quit playing darts here and continue the search.

Galvatron points in the direction that they just came from...

We go that way!

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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron

Post by Dirge on Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:58 pm

* dirge pulls his head out of the wall and sees rumble sniggering at him *

" you think thats funny squirt try this "

* dirge opens his cockpit and gets a sucker gun out and shoots rumble with it several times *

" bwahahahahahahahahahahah "

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Post by Rumble on Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:17 pm

*Rumble pulls the sucker darts off his arms and chest.*

SPOP SPOP SPOP

*Throwing the darts to the ground and smushing them beneath his heel Rumble faces Dirge.*

"I'm surprised that you managed to hit me, oh and watch who you're calling 'squirt' conehead." nana

*Rumble heads in the same direction as Galvatron*

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Post by Dirge on Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:08 pm

OOC: - i wondered how long it would take haha

BIC :-

* dirge looks puzzled for a moment he wonders if rumble is really a lanky con

he follows the others *

" hey galvatron where are we going anyway we already went down this road "

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Post by Rumble on Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:51 pm

*Rumble quickens his pace, leaving Dirge behind and walks up alongside Galvatron.*

"We're not having much luck like this, what about if we try and lure out some Autobots with a trap?"

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Post by Galvatron on Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:00 pm

Galvatron scratches his chin as he thinks for a moment...

Hmmm.. a trap. Not a bad idea. We need something to lure the Autobots to us.
Something they cannot resist.
Something they hunger for.
Like we hunger for victory.
Autobots hunger for protecting life.


A tiny "fly-bot" lands on Galvatron's arm... He grabs the flybot by it's wings and holds it up to his optics...
Precious life. The Autobots would even risk their lives to save this tiny flybot if they had a good reason to.

Galvatron pulls the wings off and drops the flybot to the ground... then smashes it with his foot.
We need BAIT!

Commander Megatron, Rumble and Galvatron all instantly look at Dirge...
WHAT!! What are you all looking at!? Slowing walking backwards to get away....

OH NO! No you don't!! I'm not good at being bait!
Oh I hear you are a master!!

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Re: The Streets Of Cybertron

Post by Rumble on Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:11 pm

*As Dirge continues to back up, trying to escape, Rumble hurries around behind him and crouches down. Not seeing the cassette Dirge stumbles over him landing on his backside. The 3 'cons tower above him.*

"Mommy...."

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Post by Galvatron on Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:06 am

They put a PINK wig on Dirge and tell him to stand on the corner.
Soon an Autobot will stop.

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