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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by bumblebee on Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:22 am

killing me ha you guys couldnt kill anyone. you guys are too busy saving the human race to kill me blah on you both. (BB's face starts healing to its former hansom self)

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Galvatron on Mon Apr 12, 2010 3:49 pm

Just as Bumblebee's face heeled, Galvatron lights the fuse tosses the birthday cake and it smashed in Bumblebee's face. The explosion goes off and bits and pieces of cake fly everywhere. Frosting finds it's way into the seams of BB's body armor and fries his optic circuitry. Causing him to blink rapidly.

Decepticons there are 3 of us and 1 of him!!!!
Let's rip him apart one limb at a time!!


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SUNSTORM.... BRING THE RAIN!!!!

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Dirge on Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:15 pm

" ummmm

shouldnt we have umbrellas

if hes bringing rain
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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Galvatron on Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:00 pm

Galvatron smashes Dirge on the cone...

DID I ORDER YOU TO THINK?!

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by SunStorm on Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:22 pm

With the order ringing in his ears, SunStorm summoned energy from all his extremities and began charging the blast... the room glowed orange and yellow, arcs of radiation and electricity jumping between all the surfaces close to each other, the room resonating with an electrical buzz, as SunStorm focused everything into his cannons, ready to unleash his devastating barrage...

THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Through the haze and the confusion, an eyebrow-less Galvatron stumbles to his feet and looks on at the gaping hole where Bumblebee was just stood - decepti-corpses also littered everywhere and laughs maniacally;

That should take care of that little squirt! he bellowed.

No sooner had he said it, than the stiffened, blackened chassis of Ramjet on the floor began to move.... and out pops Bumblebee from underneath him, completely unharmed...

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Galvatron on Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:28 pm

charred bodies, destroyed headquarters, smoke and fire all around, Galvatron stumbles over to Ramjet laying on the ground...
YOU BONEHEAD! YOU'RE ALWAYS AT THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME!
*caugh caugh*
The little autobot is escaping!
*gag caugh*

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by SunStorm on Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:23 pm

SunStorm hears his leaders cry that Bumblebee is escaping, but he is powerless... drained from the massive burst of nuclear energy he has just expended, he is just slumped on the floor looking like a smackrat that just got his fix... completely fuckknockered.

Just you wait til I recharge Bumbleturd - you're so very dead when I get my hands on... *TZZT* he sparks out before he can finish, leaving Dirge and Galvatron to chase Bumblebee down.

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Galvatron on Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:12 pm

Dirge, transform and we shall hunt him down in the air!

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Dirge on Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:16 am

hold on a minute oh mighty leader

he set my pants on fire


* opens cockpit and gets out a new pair of pants *

there

* transforms into jet mode and kicks in his thrusters

trouble is hes in reverse and he runs over galvatron *

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by bumblebee on Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:33 am

BB slowly drives away laughing at the stooges he just left behind. He stops not far from the cons headquarters and sets some traps he ordered off acme.com boulders attached to ropes, rocket powered skates with signs that say free ride here. Once these are set up he sits back and waits wondering how to get the yellow seeker on his side and really start the mayhem.

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by SunStorm on Wed Apr 14, 2010 8:00 pm

Still in a heap on the floor, SunStorm's hulking metal body sits sparking and fizzing, making any attempt it can to respark and re-energise itself.

enough of this!!! barked Galvatron as he picks up SunStorm one handed and aims his energy cannon straight into SunStorm's charging port....

KZZZZZAAAAAAAK!!!! A stream of energy flew straight into SunStorm's system, his eyes flooding out purple and blue light from the concentrated super blast of Galvatron's cannon

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! Sunstorm screamed, as the pain and intensity filled every fiber of him with pure malice and insanity...

SunStorm pinged to life, now exhibiting an eerie purple and orange glow.... his eyes were... different.... vacant.... gone... like those of his insane master. With a bass filled booming voice, he bellowed;

WHERE IS BUMBLEBEE!?!?!?!?!

His demand carried over the airways as far away as Bumblebee had already gotten... flippant, Bumblebee mistakenly thinks nothing of it and drives nonchalantly back towards the 'Bot headquarters, not aware of the purple and orange streak that was already approaching fast from the skies behind him.....

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Galvatron on Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:06 am

Dirge take to the air and help Sunstorm hunt down the little pest!
I see some fancy roller skates just up the road. I'm going to use those and chase him down!!


Galvatron runs up to the roller skates.

Hmm the sign says "Free". And they fit perfectly!

The rocket powered roller skates ignite

VROOOM!!!

Galvatron cannot keep his balance on the roller skates. He falls backwards and gets dragged behind the skates.
He maintains to get his balance and is able to stand. Going extrememly fast, Galvatron begins to be able to control the rocket powered skates. He gets confident and does some stunts. Spins, leaps, one foot at a time.. etc..

I'll get you now Bumblebee BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

PUT PUT POOF!

The rocket powered skates stop in an instant causing Galvatron to fall flat on his face.
The heat from the rockets have melted the skates to Galvatron's feet.


UMFH they won't come off!!

He attempts to reignite the skates. He stands up and kicks his left skate with his right skate.
This causes the left skate to ignite again. Galvatron ends up being dragged on the ground again by only one skate. This time in the wrong direction. He's headed back to the Decepticon HQ at rapid speed.
He reaches for anything he can grab to hopefully stop his momentum. Strange ropes are placed along the roadside.
He tries to grab them but his hands keep slipping. Each small tug from the ropes launched large boulders to roll down the hillsides on each side of the road. The large boulders roll down and over Galvatron as he rapidly is headed straight for HQ.

Galvatron finally stops when he hit a small piece of wall still standing after Sunstorms "rain".
He falls backwards to the ground just at the same time the rocket powered skates run out of fuel.
Galvatron, dented, leaking oil, burnt up and smoldering stands up to his feet..

I'm..... going...... to ...... go ...... take ....a ......na-
Galvatron crashes face first to the floor before he could finish his sentence.

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Dirge on Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:26 pm

* dirge changes back to robot mode and opens his cockpit

he gets out a set of jump cables

he connects one end to the main power supply for the con base and the other end to galvys 9volt *


BOOOOOOOOMMMMM

* the explosion of power throws dirge into galvatrons chair *

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by SunStorm on Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:48 pm

charging through the air, churning and barraging particles of purple and orange plasma around him like firecrackers, SunStorm hits critical speed and makes a beeline straight for Bumblebee...

Bumblebee is cornered against a cliff side, and he remembers some of those acme gadgets he has... taking out a pot of paint and a brush, he paints a black hole on the side of the cliff and leaps through.... SunStorm is moving so fast now, that he is just an orange and purple haze... he pushes harder and harder and reaches the black hole;

THWOK!!!

Obviously, this is no hole. :giggity: Damn acme hole paint.....

SunStorm was travelling so fast and impacted so hard, he's turned into a looney-tune squashed accordion mass of bolts and confusion....

Wh...th...fu....w....huh....? ............OWWWWWWWW!!!

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Post by bumblebee on Sat Apr 17, 2010 1:29 am

BB steps out of the painted hole and pulls out a air pump and proceeds to pump sunstorm up too much and he flies around like an over filled balloon.

Sunny we need to talk about your allegiances.................

just then another seeker flies overhead and BB pulls out an ACME rocket and fires

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Galvatron on Sat Apr 17, 2010 2:04 pm

Dirge's efforts to revive Galvatron was successful. Galvatron becomes fully charged and rises to his feet.
He seen that Dirge was still sitting in his chair. He grabs him by the top of his cone-head and tosses him to the floor. Galvatron reflects on what just recently happened to him on the rocket skates... His anger overwhelms him and he feels the need to destroy something, or someone.


Get out there and catch that AUTOBOT!!

Galvatron stomps his foot on the floor when he shouted his command to Dirge.
A small box of pepper falls off the shelf above Galvatron's head. The pepper spills out everywhere.


ACHOO
ACHOO
ACHOO
uh
uh
uh
uh
uh
ACHOO
ACHOO


The pepper causes Galvatron to have a sneezing frenzyd.
He looks at the fallen box of pepper on the floor and reads the label.



"ACME"

Hmm, that's the same name brand that was on those rocket powered roller ska-size=24]ACHOO
ACHOO
ACHOO[/size]uh
uh
uh
uh
uh
ACHOO
ACHOO


I'm gonna get that BUGBOT!!!
Where is my cutting torch?!

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Galvatron on Sun May 02, 2010 3:12 am

Galvatron grabs his cutting torch and takes off in flight in the direction of Bumblebee...

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by bumblebee on Sun May 02, 2010 3:16 am

While waiting for Sunny to process things BB is setting up another ACME trap with energon seed hooked to a pressure plate and an anvil................

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Post by Galvatron on Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:37 pm

Galvatron returns to HQ to freshen up on things after chasing BB all over the place.
He walks into the kitchen to make an energon sandwich. He grabbed the bread and cheese.
Then he looked in the refrigerator for the bologne. It's not there. He turns around to see it on the counter.
Galvatron really worked up an appetite so he grabs the entire stack of bologne on the counter and places them all between the slices of bread. Galvatron takes a huge bite of the sandwich. Not knowing the little Rumble was taking a nap between the slices of Bologne in cassette mode. After consuming the entire sandwich, Galvatron was thirsty.
He remembered there was a case of beer-egon in the refrigerator. He takes the case and sits down in his favorite chair to watch Sponge-Bob Square Pants....

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Dirge on Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:42 pm

* dirge walks into the kitchen *

" hey galvy

wheres rumble ...

he was asleep on the counter
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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Galvatron on Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:52 pm

Rumble? Hell, i haven't seen him in a long time!

Galvatron reaches in the case of beer-egon and tosses a cold one to Dirge.

Here have a beer-egon and watch some SpongeBob. Man, that sandwich I just ate is really hurting now!

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Dirge on Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:35 am

* dirge pulls up his big evil chair as he catches the can *

" maybe you got idigestion huh galvy

shouldnt eat so much stuff so fast
"

* dirge then drinks the beerogon and laughs at spongebob *

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Post by Galvatron on Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:56 pm

As the two cons sit and watch SpongeBob, Galvatron feels a "RUMBL-ing" in his stomache....

It feels as if something is kicking my internal circuitry!
My GOSH! Look at my feet! They are swollen!!! I'm feeling all emotional for some reason!
I'm going to go step outside and smoke an energon stick.

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Dirge on Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:17 pm

* dirge looks at galvatron with a raised optic brow as he leaves to smoke an energopn stick

when he comes back he flops in the chair as dirge looks at him *

" is it me or are you getting fatter by the minute galvy ? "

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Re: Decepticon HQ

Post by Galvatron on Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:12 pm

Galvatron hears Dirge's remark and raises his fist. He smashed Dirge on top of his cone-head!

DO I LOOK FAT TO YOU?!

Suddenly Galvatron bursts into tears.

I'm sorry Dirge. I don't know what's wrong with me. Maybe it's the fact of the 1st Anniversary of the Lair.
I'm getting all excited about it. It's only a few breems away. The Lair will be a year old.


Galvatron gets a plain look on his face as his insides once again start RUMBLing. A loud banging noise is heard.

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