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Post by Dirge on Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:58 pm

yes you unfortunate lot i will be leaving you for 2 weeks and by flying halfway around the world to mexico

im going to buy one of those oversize hats and grow an authentic mexican handlebar moustache and be wearing a gunbelt when i come back hehehe

all being well i should crash ............ erm ........... land back in manchester shortly before lunchtime on monday 7th september

i am going to take my camera and see if it survives the trip

im hoping that galvatron or rumble will take over dirge in the rpg ( maybe you could share me haha )

anyone who happens to encounter the lurch con can take over him ( at the moment twinblade thats you hehehe )

theres just one thing left to say people .......


remember to brush your teeth twice a day ..........

and NEVER TRUST A HEN

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Re: its holiday time

Post by Dai Atlas on Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:19 am

Have a good time bud, we'll keep the light on for ya.

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Re: its holiday time

Post by Galvatron on Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:48 am

don't drink too much tequila
don't drink the water
don't go to a "donkey show"
don't look at the citizens directly in eye
and don't ever ever ever get them wet or feed them after midnight. hehehe

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Re: its holiday time

Post by bumblebee on Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:58 am

have a good one and look out for hurricanes. they might bring the hens to you hehehe

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Re: its holiday time

Post by Rumble on Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:25 am

Hope you have a great time Dirge and have a safe trip. No need to worry about the RP, Dirge will be as safe in my or CM's hands as he is with you.... Oh wait he's doomed then! hehehe

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Re: its holiday time

Post by Kup on Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:05 am

Have a nice vacation there Derrick, and ask the pilot to check the landing gear twice hehehe

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Post by bumblebee on Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:38 pm

hey any know if his pilot is ramjet?? :affraid: hehehe

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Re: its holiday time

Post by Cliffjumper on Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:51 pm

:lol!: Have fun mate see ya when U get back

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Post by Ramjet on Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:47 pm

He doesn't need a pilot, he a JET! :bonk:

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Post by bumblebee on Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:17 pm

then why do yall all ride in astro train hummm?????? hehehe

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Post by Galvatron on Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:43 pm

it saves on energon to use Astrotrain and not only that, it makes him feel needed.

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Post by Cliffjumper on Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:29 am

HAHAHAHA so true :lol!:

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Re: its holiday time

Post by Rumble on Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:00 am

Oh god please don't get me or Kup started on Astrotrain..... :lol!:

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Re: its holiday time

Post by Scrapper on Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:20 pm

Hi Dirge,and have a good time there!

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Post by Kup on Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:56 pm

Rumble wrote:Oh god please don't get me or Kup started on Astrotrain..... :lol!:

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Post by Cliffjumper on Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:01 am

wtf ????? I dont get it did I miss a post?

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Re: its holiday time

Post by Ironhide on Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:50 pm

Have a good one Dirge!

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Post by bumblebee on Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:37 pm

cool did yall get a pic?

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Post by bumblebee on Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:10 am

1st pic of dirge's holiday him driving

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/political-pictures-texting-driving.jpg?w=450&h=297

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Post by Galvatron on Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:56 am

haha good one BB

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Post by bumblebee on Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:02 am

have to thank my hunni for that one lol when i pulled it up she goes what dirge driving again hehehe

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Post by Cliffjumper on Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:47 am

:affraid: ummm scary!!!

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Post by Galvatron on Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:30 pm

WELCOME BACK DIRGE!! cheers

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Re: its holiday time

Post by Dirge on Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:46 pm

they wouldnt let me drive the bus

or the taxi

or the plane

cry

yes folks im back a day earlier than i thought anyone can get a flight a day wrong nana

here is the first instalment of DIRGES MEXICAN ADVENTURES hehehe

saturday 22nd august

its 4am and the taxi is outside i hate early morning taxi drivers theyre worse than i am on the road

so we swing by and collect mother father sister and sisters boyfriend :suspect:

on the way to the airport the taxi driver tells us ... JESUS H CHRIST DONT DRINK THE WATER

so we check in and typical sisters suitcase is overweight by 5 kilos :roll: mine is underweight by 5 kilos so i ended up with my sisters shoes in my suitcase :affraid:

it then comes over the loudspeaker that we should know a few things about mexico ... JESUS H CHRIST DONT DRINK THE WATER

then we get told that we have a delay

6 hours later ...

we are still sitting in manchester airport they tell us that the toilet is blocked and the aircraft has a bald tyre * sigh *

so i go to the window to look at the plane and i could see the bald tyre then laurel and hardy appeared with a hydraulic jack and a socket set to change the tyre

it didnt inspire confidence when they jacked up the wrong side of the plane :affraid:

so after a 6 1/2 hour delay the called us to board

the captain happily tells us that we will be in the sky for 10 hours and 20 minutes

i hate flying

so we get perched on the end of the runway and he revs the planes engines and then he set off like a madman down the runway and just as i came to the conclusion we were going by road the whole lot plane dirge and suitcase were abound for the sky

just as i was dozing off the captain came over the loudspeaker telling us that we needed to know a few things about mexico ...... JESUS H CHRIST DONT DRINK THE WATER grrr

he then went on to tell us that we were flying over the north atlantic at 38 000 feet travelling at 650 mph :pale:

to be fair saying out loud that we are all going to die probably didnt help matters

anyway 10 hours and 20 mins later we landed at cancun airport to be told that the resort isnt actually in cancun its about an hours drive dammit

so we arrived at riu de playacar at 11:30pm local time and i just hit the sack


more to follow ...

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Re: its holiday time

Post by Galvatron on Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:33 pm

Aqua es no bueno

Where's the pics?
Do you have a pic of you wearing a sombrerrrrrrrrrrro?

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