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Post by Galvatron on Sat May 22, 2010 3:05 pm

Dirge rolls the enormous Galvatron into the Anniversary party...


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Re: The Party House

Post by Dirge on Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:12 am

* dirge falls on the floor

absolutley knackered *

" fookin hell galvy

loose some weight ya fat fooker
"

*

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Re: The Party House

Post by Nemesis Prime on Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:18 am

*laughs* Maan Galvy..you should see yourself...you look like someone pregnant with twins. *lends Dirge a hand* get up squirt.

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Re: The Party House

Post by Galvatron on Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:19 am

{if you have not been reading the RUNAMUCK'S RPG thread then go here and scroll down about half way down the page HERE
This will help you understand what's going on}

You clumsy dote!! I told you to dodge the pot-holes!!

Galvatron rises to his feet.. slowly. He sees all the bots and cons hanging out having a peaceful time together.
He gets up behind the pullpit to make a speech....
All bots and cons create a silence when they all see how huge Galvatron is

I, the MIGHTY Galvatron would like to say.. YOWWWWWWCH!!!! HOLY PRIMUS!!!!! I'm leaking fluid!!!!!!

Tons of water fall to the floor causing a small tidal wave

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Re: The Party House

Post by Dirge on Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:26 am

* gets washed away by tidal wave *

" HOLY SHITE

DR PRIME

HIS FOOKIN WATER BROKE
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Re: The Party House

Post by Nemesis Prime on Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:29 am

*Jumps back from tsunami* Holy moley Galvy..a warning would have been good..now my feet will rust. *Looks at Dirge* Well thankyou for the information..didn't notice myself!

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Re: The Party House

Post by Kup on Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:08 pm

somebody please call the janitor....bunch of wee lads...
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Re: The Party House

Post by Rumble on Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:47 pm

*The water continues to gush out of Galvatron, drowning several of the human catering staff. The decepticons who are high and dry chuckle at the thrashing meat creatures. Abruptly, the water stops and Galvatron sighs as the pain receedes.*

"Excuse me, my fellow Transfor..!"

*Galvatron is cut off mid speech by a large explosion from his lower regions.*



*The gathered masses look on in shock as Rumble flies through the sky and lands in a heap across the room. After a pause, he climbs to his feet and looks around at the staring guests.*

"What?"

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Re: The Party House

Post by Dirge on Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:05 pm

" congratulations galvy ... its a .....

cassetticon
"

* dirge goes over and picks rumble up by one of his legs then slaps rumbles ass *

" awwwww

what a cute cassetticon
"

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Re: The Party House

Post by Galvatron on Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:01 am

The swelling goes down and Galvatron is back to his normal size once more....

Rumble! So it was you that caused me all of the pain and agony! I have every right in mind to pulverize you into scrap but.... for some strange reason, I feel like holding you close against my breast.

COME HERE YOU LITTLE BOOGER!!!


Galvatron picks up the little cassetticon to feed him, then put him over his shoulder to burp.

Now let's get back to business.

Galvatron gets back behind the pul-pit to begin his speech....
Looking down among all the Cybertronians and the human slaves all drenched in goo, Galvatron shows a huge smile

Fellow Cybertronians. It was one year ago to this day that myself along with Dirge and Nightshade created this Lair we call home. Neither one of us ever imagined that it would still be functional This long. Over 6000 posts, nearly 50 members. It's amazing. I'm very thankful for all of you.Without each and every one of you, there would be no Lair. So on that note, I say CHEERS to you all and let's all do this again next year. Hopefully I won't be full of cassetticons! Bring on the booze and dancing girls and LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!

Galvatron leaves the pul-pit and heads to the giant keg of Energon brought in by Ramjet.

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Re: The Party House

Post by Unicron on Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:26 am

*I listen to Galvatron's speech and then yell out*

"LONG LIVE THE LAIR...ALL HAIL GALVATRON!!!" i then throw confettii every where

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Re: The Party House

Post by Rumble on Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:50 pm

*Having been slapped by Dirge and force-fed by Galvatron, Rumble is dumped on the floor besides the pul-pit. He goes and mingles with the rest of the gathered transformers as Galvatron begins his speech. As soon as he is finished, Nightshade goes mad throwing confettii all over the place and getting a load over Rumble.*

"Hey keep that stuff to yourself would ya?"

*As Rumble brushes the confettii off, he notices that the time he spent in Galvy has made him go purple!*

"Arrg what has happened to my stylish red/black combo! I look like a mini Galvatron!"

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Re: The Party House

Post by Dirge on Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:18 pm

* dirge too has noticed that rumble looks like a mini galvy *

" hey squirt

ya loook like ya need a new paintjob
"

* dirge whips out a spray gun and blasts rumble

unfortunatly he hasnt checked the colour of the paint

its a blue colour *

" much better "

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Re: The Party House

Post by Galvatron on Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:26 am

Galvatron looks down upon the newly painted Rumble...

You know, purple was a good color for you. Blue looks too... cartoonish.

Then he turns his direction towards the crowd of Cybertronians...

Is there anybody else who would like to make a speech, the pul-pit is open.

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Re: The Party House

Post by Rumble on Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:57 pm

ME! ME!

*Rumble heads for the pul-pit, passing Dirge and slapping the now seated Decepticon on the fore-head and leaving a blue hand print. Rumble climbs on the podium and adjusts the microphone, sending out a squeal of feedback over the speakers.*



Hey everyone, it’s good to see you all here. Y’know I just flew in and boy are my jet packs tired.

*Off to the side a drum is hit: Ba-Bom – Tish. A trickle of laughter is heard in the crowd.*

Thank you, thank you. But seriously, I just want to say a big congratulation for hitting the 1 year milestone and I will see you all back here in a year’s time…. Well the ones that I don’t destroy in battle that is.

*More laughter in the crowd.*

I wasn’t joking!

*The crowd falls silent and Rumble hops off the podium, heading to the body shop to find a can of ‘1984 Cassetticon Red’*


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Re: The Party House

Post by Dirge on Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:53 pm

* dirge now has a blue handprint on his forehead *

" DAMMIT SQUIRT "

* dirge listens to rumbles speech and as rumble leaves the pul - pit dirge gives a round of applause *

" OK EVERYONE DONE WITH THE SPEECHES ?

GOOD

LETS GET RAT ARSED
"

* dirge heads to the bar *

" FIRST ROUND IS ON ME "

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Re: The Party House

Post by bumblebee on Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:23 am

BB picks up the ACME keg and slams it down on dirges head having the metal rings pinning his arms..........Yeap 1st round keg is on you

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Re: The Party House

Post by Galvatron on Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:00 am

Galvatron sees what BB does and bursts into laughter

HAHAHHAAHAHAHHHAAAA!!!


Hey wait a minute! That's alcohol abuse!

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Post by bumblebee on Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:29 am

Laughing at the look on dirges face. Well he wanted the 1st round on him.

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Post by Dirge on Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:08 am

" oh ... you think thats funny bugbot ?

try this
"

* dirge opens his cockpit and robosnake slithers out and across the floor to bugbot

then robosnake jumps up and wraps itself around BB and starts to squeeze *

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Post by bumblebee on Thu Jul 08, 2010 1:04 pm

the robo snake realizing he cant eat this prey cause of the size slides off and looks at rummble and starts to stalk him........

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Post by Dai Atlas on Thu Jul 08, 2010 5:13 pm

What the smurf does a guy gotta do to get some service around here!? These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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Re: The Party House

Post by Rumble on Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:19 pm

*Robosnake silently slithers after Rumble who, by now, has made it to the body shop and has himself a can of ’84 cassetticon red. As he returns himself to his proper colour, Robosnake approaches.*



Oh yeah who’s the greatest Cassetticon, with an awesome red paint job!

*Rumble admires himself in the shiny wall panels, striking poses. Robosnake moves in for the kill but is caught out by his reflection, giving Rumble the chance to avoid the critter.*

Whoa damn snake-thing, you nearly scratched the classic red! Come here and let me teach you how to play nice…

*Rumble returns to the party, using Robosnake as a skipping rope.*

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Post by Dirge on Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:08 pm

( OOC - i just love your visual aids rumble :lol!: )


* dirge spots rumble return to the party using robosnake as a skipping rope *

" OI SQUIRT

YOURE GONNA MAKE HIM PUKE DOING THAT
"

* no sooner has dirge spoken than robosnake pukes *

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Post by Rumble on Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:04 pm

*The sticky, oily, greasy substance that is Robosnakes puke flies out of the creature and splatters all over the nearby Bumblebee. Dirge and Rumble roar with laughter at the unimpressed expression on the Autobots face.*

"Enjoying the party, bugbot!? Hahahahahahaha!"

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