The Party House
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Rumble
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Nemesis Prime
Dirge
Galvatron
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Re: The Party House
I told you that you would get it sooner or later Autobot!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAA
Galvatron hears Dai Atlas yell....
He noticed the human slaves were not moving as fast as they SHOULD be.
Galvatron takes the dizzy Robo-snake by the back of his head and then began swinging the snake back and forth like a whip towards the human slaves.
FASTER FASTER FASTER!!!
A small human hands Dai Atlas a tall cold glass of energon....
Here DA, all drinks are on the house. Drink up buddy.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAA
Galvatron hears Dai Atlas yell....
He noticed the human slaves were not moving as fast as they SHOULD be.
Galvatron takes the dizzy Robo-snake by the back of his head and then began swinging the snake back and forth like a whip towards the human slaves.
MOVE FLESHLINGS!!! YOU ARE HERE TO SERVE US!!
FASTER FASTER FASTER!!!
A small human hands Dai Atlas a tall cold glass of energon....
Here DA, all drinks are on the house. Drink up buddy.
Re: The Party House
* after dirge picks himself up from laughing at BB
he notices galvy using poor robosnake as a whip
he facepalms before yelling *
" DAMMIT GALVY
YOURE GONNA MAKE HIM PUKE AGAIN "
he notices galvy using poor robosnake as a whip
he facepalms before yelling *
" DAMMIT GALVY
YOURE GONNA MAKE HIM PUKE AGAIN "
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Re: The Party House
BB wipes the snake goo off of him and hand galvy the towel to help him wipe his sweet off before he knew it...........
Everyone is laughing and the dripping galvy is wondering why.
Everyone is laughing and the dripping galvy is wondering why.
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Re: The Party House
the snake goo from the towel causes Galvatron's joints to jam up and he stops cracking the whip in mid swing.
Galvatron is motionless like a statue
he mumbles in a faint voice "oil can! oil can!"
Galvatron is motionless like a statue
he mumbles in a faint voice "oil can! oil can!"
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* dirge opens his cockpit and gets out a high pressure oil can
the he hands it to probably the worst bot he could
bumblebee *
" you made him like that bugbot
you sort it out "
the he hands it to probably the worst bot he could
bumblebee *
" you made him like that bugbot
you sort it out "
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Re: The Party House
Galvatron wrote:I told you that you would get it sooner or later Autobot!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAA
Galvatron hears Dai Atlas yell....
He noticed the human slaves were not moving as fast as they SHOULD be.
Galvatron takes the dizzy Robo-snake by the back of his head and then began swinging the snake back and forth like a whip towards the human slaves.MOVE FLESHLINGS!!! YOU ARE HERE TO SERVE US!!
FASTER FASTER FASTER!!!
A small human hands Dai Atlas a tall cold glass of energon....
Here DA, all drinks are on the house. Drink up buddy.
Dai Atlas studies the drink for a moment before gulping it down, then looks at the human.
"You know I'm a pretty big guy I am probably gonna need about five barrles of this stuff."
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Skyfire skids to a halt executing a perfect landing on the asphalt strip just outside the joint. Transforming, exhausted and weary from his trip he slams swinging doors back on their hinges and makes his way inside. Hearing all the ruckus and noticing Decepticons amongst the patrons inside he quietly makes his way over to a table where he finds a familiar face..."Greetings Dai Atlas. It has been ages since I last made your acquaintance."...As a whore-i-con makes her way over to the table dressed in rather revealing lingeraie, Skyfire makes his order...."Yes please fetch me a gin and fuel tonic as I'm rather parched."...As she walks away..."And make sure to procure it in a sterilized container or large drum like my friend here!"...Looking back at Dai..."So tell me friend what brings you to these parts?"
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"Skyfire old friend! It has indeed been a long time. I just came back from an assignment out in the private sector and decided to take some time off. What about yourself?"
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BB takes the can from dirge and over lubricates galvys joints so now he cant stand up........
There you go old friend i heard you where all dried out and old.........................
There you go old friend i heard you where all dried out and old.........................
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* dirge sees galvys joints flopping all over the place *
" damn galvy ... you look like a 24 year old toy "
* dirge turns to rumble *
" dont just stand there squirt ...
do something "
" damn galvy ... you look like a 24 year old toy "
* dirge turns to rumble *
" dont just stand there squirt ...
do something "
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the flimsy Galvatron cannot control his limbs. he staggers around aimlessly crashing into everybody and spilling drinks everywhere. Even stepping on the whore-icon.
Finding a screwdriver and a metric wrench, he tightens up his limbs
Finding a screwdriver and a metric wrench, he tightens up his limbs
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*Rumble ignores Dirge as he orders him to assist Galvatron, he is having too much fun watching the chaos casued by the floppy Decepticon. Finally Galvatron has tightened himself up and Rumble approaches.*
"Here you go boss, something to help with any joint wear that thewrench can't fix."
*Rumble hands Galvatron a bottle of clear nail varnish with the words 'Property of Dirge' written across it. Dirge sees this and is outraged.*
"Hey squirt, thats mine and you know it!"
*Dirge points in anger and the light reflects off his fingernail.*
"Here you go boss, something to help with any joint wear that thewrench can't fix."
*Rumble hands Galvatron a bottle of clear nail varnish with the words 'Property of Dirge' written across it. Dirge sees this and is outraged.*
"Hey squirt, thats mine and you know it!"
*Dirge points in anger and the light reflects off his fingernail.*
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* dirge snatches the polish from galvatron *
" its what you lot painted on me when you disgiused me as a whore o con "
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Hahahah those were some fun days. Back in the beginning. When we had you go "undercover" as a Whore-icon.
You never did make any chanix. In fact, you had give back change. BWHAHAHAHAHAA
You never did make any chanix. In fact, you had give back change. BWHAHAHAHAHAA
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" you forced me to wear a dress and everything "
* dirge shudders from the thought
then he hands galvy some superglue *
" there you go galvy ...
that will fix any broken parts
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "
* dirge shudders from the thought
then he hands galvy some superglue *
" there you go galvy ...
that will fix any broken parts
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "
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Galvatron rubs the superglue all over his laser cannon
There now it will never reduce in size or come loose.
There now it will never reduce in size or come loose.
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" dirge begins laughing like hell *
" that was a super strong glue galvy
your cannon will never work again "
" that was a super strong glue galvy
your cannon will never work again "
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Crap this means I got CD!!! Cannon Disfunction!!! Give me some viagratron.
Remember that time I took some viagratron and it got stuck in my throat?!
I had a stiff neck for days!
Remember that time I took some viagratron and it got stuck in my throat?!
I had a stiff neck for days!
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Galvatron steps up to the pull-pit to make another speach...
*ahem*...... *AHEM*........ *AHEM!!!!!!*
getting nobodys attention, Galvatron fires off his super-glued laser cannon into the air..
BLAM!!
pieces of the ceiling fall on top of Galvatron's head.
the room is silenced as everybody looks up at Galvatron...
Now that I have your attention I would like to say thank you all for coming to the party.
Let's all do it again next year. But all good things must come to an end. Party time is over. Decepticons, meet me at HQ for further orders. Autobots, you all don't have to go home but you gotta get the hell out of here. BWAHAHAHAHAAaaa
Galvatron dusts off the ceiling debre from his head and walks away from the pull-pit. He grabs his large purple hat with the green feather, his leapord jacket and walks out.
*ahem*...... *AHEM*........ *AHEM!!!!!!*
getting nobodys attention, Galvatron fires off his super-glued laser cannon into the air..
BLAM!!
pieces of the ceiling fall on top of Galvatron's head.
the room is silenced as everybody looks up at Galvatron...
Now that I have your attention I would like to say thank you all for coming to the party.
Let's all do it again next year. But all good things must come to an end. Party time is over. Decepticons, meet me at HQ for further orders. Autobots, you all don't have to go home but you gotta get the hell out of here. BWAHAHAHAHAAaaa
Galvatron dusts off the ceiling debre from his head and walks away from the pull-pit. He grabs his large purple hat with the green feather, his leapord jacket and walks out.
Re: The Party House
As Galvy walks out he keeps getting kicked due to some anonymous kick me sign on his back.
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*Rumble follows the Decepticon leader out the door, knocking aside human slaves as he goes.*
"Outta my way, I got work to do!"
"Outta my way, I got work to do!"
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* dirge follows too and once outside he turns to galvy and rumble *
" we should set a trap for the bots that come outta there to fall in to "
* dirge opens his cockpit and gets out a bear trap and begins to try and open the jaws and place it in front of the entrance to the bar *
" we should set a trap for the bots that come outta there to fall in to "
* dirge opens his cockpit and gets out a bear trap and begins to try and open the jaws and place it in front of the entrance to the bar *
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as dirge is setting up the trap and has his head and hands in the trap bb walks out and sets the trap off trapping dirge.
Oh look a boobie trap that catches boobies. Galvatron you should really give your minions an iq test
BB then transforms into his camro self and drives off...
Oh look a boobie trap that catches boobies. Galvatron you should really give your minions an iq test
BB then transforms into his camro self and drives off...
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Galvatron roughly pulls Dirge from the trap. Looking on the side of the clamp it says "ACME"
You know, I'm wondering if we should let the Autobots live while we go attack this "ACME" corporation!!!
You know, I'm wondering if we should let the Autobots live while we go attack this "ACME" corporation!!!
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" yeah ... either that or we create our own company to rival them "
* suddenly a lightbulb appears over dirges scratched conehead *
" SMACKME "
* suddenly a lightbulb appears over dirges scratched conehead *
" SMACKME "
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