Galvatrons Lair
Welcome to my Lair!!

The Party House

Page 2 of 3 Previous  1, 2, 3  Next

Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Galvatron on Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:16 pm

I told you that you would get it sooner or later Autobot!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAA


Galvatron hears Dai Atlas yell....
He noticed the human slaves were not moving as fast as they SHOULD be.
Galvatron takes the dizzy Robo-snake by the back of his head and then began swinging the snake back and forth like a whip towards the human slaves.
whip whip whip whip whip
MOVE FLESHLINGS!!! YOU ARE HERE TO SERVE US!!
FASTER FASTER FASTER!!!


A small human hands Dai Atlas a tall cold glass of energon....

Here DA, all drinks are on the house. Drink up buddy.

_________________


Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOT
I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE
avatar
Galvatron
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore

Posts : 10146
Reputation : 32
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 43
Location : Your mom's house.

View user profile http://galvatronslair.forumotion.com

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Dirge on Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:43 pm

* after dirge picks himself up from laughing at BB

he notices galvy using poor robosnake as a whip

he facepalms before yelling *


" DAMMIT GALVY

YOURE GONNA MAKE HIM PUKE AGAIN
"

_________________


one guy was dead and still posted over a hundred times! :- Ramjet

You came back from the Dead before I could catch your post count on the Lair:- Sixshot

Unicron could be anybody's daddy. He's a giant man whore. :- Galvatron
avatar
Dirge
Guardian of the LAIR

Posts : 2791
Reputation : 12
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 36
Location : Hiding in a portaloo

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by bumblebee on Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:59 am

BB wipes the snake goo off of him and hand galvy the towel to help him wipe his sweet off before he knew it...........

Everyone is laughing and the dripping galvy is wondering why.

_________________


To know others you must know yourself first---goldbug

The least likely can be the most dangerous----Bumblebee

The bigger they are the harder they fall
avatar
bumblebee
Hive Headhunter

Posts : 1051
Reputation : 6
Join date : 2009-06-30
Age : 42
Location : Standing behind Galvatron with a cutting torch...Mohahahahaha

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Galvatron on Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:08 am

the snake goo from the towel causes Galvatron's joints to jam up and he stops cracking the whip in mid swing.
Galvatron is motionless like a statue

he mumbles in a faint voice "oil can! oil can!"

_________________


Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOT
I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE
avatar
Galvatron
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore

Posts : 10146
Reputation : 32
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 43
Location : Your mom's house.

View user profile http://galvatronslair.forumotion.com

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Dirge on Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:20 am

* dirge opens his cockpit and gets out a high pressure oil can

the he hands it to probably the worst bot he could

bumblebee *

" you made him like that bugbot

you sort it out
"

_________________


one guy was dead and still posted over a hundred times! :- Ramjet

You came back from the Dead before I could catch your post count on the Lair:- Sixshot

Unicron could be anybody's daddy. He's a giant man whore. :- Galvatron
avatar
Dirge
Guardian of the LAIR

Posts : 2791
Reputation : 12
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 36
Location : Hiding in a portaloo

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Dai Atlas on Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:14 pm

Galvatron wrote:I told you that you would get it sooner or later Autobot!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAA


Galvatron hears Dai Atlas yell....
He noticed the human slaves were not moving as fast as they SHOULD be.
Galvatron takes the dizzy Robo-snake by the back of his head and then began swinging the snake back and forth like a whip towards the human slaves.
whip whip whip whip whip
MOVE FLESHLINGS!!! YOU ARE HERE TO SERVE US!!
FASTER FASTER FASTER!!!


A small human hands Dai Atlas a tall cold glass of energon....

Here DA, all drinks are on the house. Drink up buddy.



Dai Atlas studies the drink for a moment before gulping it down, then looks at the human.


"You know I'm a pretty big guy I am probably gonna need about five barrles of this stuff."

_________________
avatar
Dai Atlas
Spacebridge Operator

Posts : 837
Reputation : 5
Join date : 2009-07-27
Age : 41
Location : Somewhere between 1980 and 1989

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Sixshot on Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:57 pm

Skyfire skids to a halt executing a perfect landing on the asphalt strip just outside the joint. Transforming, exhausted and weary from his trip he slams swinging doors back on their hinges and makes his way inside. Hearing all the ruckus and noticing Decepticons amongst the patrons inside he quietly makes his way over to a table where he finds a familiar face..."Greetings Dai Atlas. It has been ages since I last made your acquaintance."...As a whore-i-con makes her way over to the table dressed in rather revealing lingeraie, Skyfire makes his order...."Yes please fetch me a gin and fuel tonic as I'm rather parched."...As she walks away..."And make sure to procure it in a sterilized container or large drum like my friend here!"...Looking back at Dai..."So tell me friend what brings you to these parts?"

_________________

"I'd hunt down the bastard who jizzed on my face. Then I'd kill them. Then I'd keep quiet." -Dezarus Prime
"That poor horse is the pivot horse for an emoticon orgy." -Galvatron
"Hide the penis? I'm not falling for that one again." -Ramjet
"However I don't mind rap that degrades Minicons." -Dai Atlas
"Timbuktu, please blame Islamist Terrorists for the delay..." -SuperOmegaPrime
"You forgot to mention the dead guy that keeps on whoreing!!!!!!" -Dirge
"Gobots and dead guys. What's next to greet me? Captain Planet?" -Detective Barricade
"WTF is this? I thought this was a transformers website and you guys are buying tractors and shit spreaders and the hunger games. -Ravage
"Hmmm. I must be a pimp and a gun runner to afford everything!! -Tyjos Azari
avatar
Sixshot
Pimp Maestro of the Lair
Pimp Maestro of the Lair

Posts : 5522
Reputation : 59
Join date : 2009-07-03
Age : 41
Location : Your Girlfriends Panty Drawer

View user profile http://joevscobrabattle.forumotion.net/

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Dai Atlas on Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:50 am

"Skyfire old friend! It has indeed been a long time. I just came back from an assignment out in the private sector and decided to take some time off. What about yourself?"

_________________
avatar
Dai Atlas
Spacebridge Operator

Posts : 837
Reputation : 5
Join date : 2009-07-27
Age : 41
Location : Somewhere between 1980 and 1989

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by bumblebee on Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:10 pm

BB takes the can from dirge and over lubricates galvys joints so now he cant stand up........


There you go old friend i heard you where all dried out and old.........................

_________________


To know others you must know yourself first---goldbug

The least likely can be the most dangerous----Bumblebee

The bigger they are the harder they fall
avatar
bumblebee
Hive Headhunter

Posts : 1051
Reputation : 6
Join date : 2009-06-30
Age : 42
Location : Standing behind Galvatron with a cutting torch...Mohahahahaha

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Dirge on Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:02 pm

* dirge sees galvys joints flopping all over the place *

" damn galvy ... you look like a 24 year old toy "

* dirge turns to rumble *

" dont just stand there squirt ...

do something
"

_________________


one guy was dead and still posted over a hundred times! :- Ramjet

You came back from the Dead before I could catch your post count on the Lair:- Sixshot

Unicron could be anybody's daddy. He's a giant man whore. :- Galvatron
avatar
Dirge
Guardian of the LAIR

Posts : 2791
Reputation : 12
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 36
Location : Hiding in a portaloo

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Galvatron on Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:17 am

the flimsy Galvatron cannot control his limbs. he staggers around aimlessly crashing into everybody and spilling drinks everywhere. Even stepping on the whore-icon.
Finding a screwdriver and a metric wrench, he tightens up his limbs

_________________


Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOT
I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE
avatar
Galvatron
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore

Posts : 10146
Reputation : 32
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 43
Location : Your mom's house.

View user profile http://galvatronslair.forumotion.com

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Rumble on Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:20 am

*Rumble ignores Dirge as he orders him to assist Galvatron, he is having too much fun watching the chaos casued by the floppy Decepticon. Finally Galvatron has tightened himself up and Rumble approaches.*

"Here you go boss, something to help with any joint wear that thewrench can't fix."

*Rumble hands Galvatron a bottle of clear nail varnish with the words 'Property of Dirge' written across it. Dirge sees this and is outraged.*

"Hey squirt, thats mine and you know it!"

*Dirge points in anger and the light reflects off his fingernail.*

_________________


Bring me my monocle, I want to look rich.
THE SUBTLE MESSAGE DID IT'S JOB.
Current M.U.S.C.L.E. Count = 33 Flesh, 1 Purple, 2 Light Blue, 1 Dark Blue. (Excluding Doubles)
avatar
Rumble
Richest Decepticon

Posts : 1567
Reputation : 10
Join date : 2009-06-30
Location : Trapped by Replicating Pods... The kind that keep you up all night with their coughing.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Dirge on Sun Jul 18, 2010 1:55 pm



* dirge snatches the polish from galvatron *

" its what you lot painted on me when you disgiused me as a whore o con "

_________________


one guy was dead and still posted over a hundred times! :- Ramjet

You came back from the Dead before I could catch your post count on the Lair:- Sixshot

Unicron could be anybody's daddy. He's a giant man whore. :- Galvatron
avatar
Dirge
Guardian of the LAIR

Posts : 2791
Reputation : 12
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 36
Location : Hiding in a portaloo

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Galvatron on Sun Jul 18, 2010 2:17 pm

Hahahah those were some fun days. Back in the beginning. When we had you go "undercover" as a Whore-icon.
You never did make any chanix. In fact, you had give back change. BWHAHAHAHAHAA

_________________


Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOT
I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE
avatar
Galvatron
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore

Posts : 10146
Reputation : 32
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 43
Location : Your mom's house.

View user profile http://galvatronslair.forumotion.com

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Dirge on Sun Jul 18, 2010 7:55 pm

" you forced me to wear a dress and everything "

* dirge shudders from the thought

then he hands galvy some superglue *

" there you go galvy ...

that will fix any broken parts

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"

_________________


one guy was dead and still posted over a hundred times! :- Ramjet

You came back from the Dead before I could catch your post count on the Lair:- Sixshot

Unicron could be anybody's daddy. He's a giant man whore. :- Galvatron
avatar
Dirge
Guardian of the LAIR

Posts : 2791
Reputation : 12
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 36
Location : Hiding in a portaloo

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Galvatron on Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:59 pm

Galvatron rubs the superglue all over his laser cannon

There now it will never reduce in size or come loose.

_________________


Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOT
I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE
avatar
Galvatron
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore

Posts : 10146
Reputation : 32
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 43
Location : Your mom's house.

View user profile http://galvatronslair.forumotion.com

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Dirge on Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:27 am

" dirge begins laughing like hell *

" that was a super strong glue galvy

your cannon will never work again
"

_________________


one guy was dead and still posted over a hundred times! :- Ramjet

You came back from the Dead before I could catch your post count on the Lair:- Sixshot

Unicron could be anybody's daddy. He's a giant man whore. :- Galvatron
avatar
Dirge
Guardian of the LAIR

Posts : 2791
Reputation : 12
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 36
Location : Hiding in a portaloo

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Galvatron on Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:00 am

Crap this means I got CD!!! Cannon Disfunction!!! Give me some viagratron.

Remember that time I took some viagratron and it got stuck in my throat?!
I had a stiff neck for days!

_________________


Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOT
I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE
avatar
Galvatron
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore

Posts : 10146
Reputation : 32
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 43
Location : Your mom's house.

View user profile http://galvatronslair.forumotion.com

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Galvatron on Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:55 am

Galvatron steps up to the pull-pit to make another speach...

*ahem*...... *AHEM*........ *AHEM!!!!!!*

getting nobodys attention, Galvatron fires off his super-glued laser cannon into the air..

BLAM!!

pieces of the ceiling fall on top of Galvatron's head.
the room is silenced as everybody looks up at Galvatron...

Now that I have your attention I would like to say thank you all for coming to the party.
Let's all do it again next year. But all good things must come to an end. Party time is over. Decepticons, meet me at HQ for further orders. Autobots, you all don't have to go home but you gotta get the hell out of here. BWAHAHAHAHAAaaa


Galvatron dusts off the ceiling debre from his head and walks away from the pull-pit. He grabs his large purple hat with the green feather, his leapord jacket and walks out.

_________________


Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOT
I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE
avatar
Galvatron
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore

Posts : 10146
Reputation : 32
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 43
Location : Your mom's house.

View user profile http://galvatronslair.forumotion.com

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by bumblebee on Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:42 pm

As Galvy walks out he keeps getting kicked due to some anonymous kick me sign on his back.

_________________


To know others you must know yourself first---goldbug

The least likely can be the most dangerous----Bumblebee

The bigger they are the harder they fall
avatar
bumblebee
Hive Headhunter

Posts : 1051
Reputation : 6
Join date : 2009-06-30
Age : 42
Location : Standing behind Galvatron with a cutting torch...Mohahahahaha

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Rumble on Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:13 pm

*Rumble follows the Decepticon leader out the door, knocking aside human slaves as he goes.*

"Outta my way, I got work to do!"

_________________


Bring me my monocle, I want to look rich.
THE SUBTLE MESSAGE DID IT'S JOB.
Current M.U.S.C.L.E. Count = 33 Flesh, 1 Purple, 2 Light Blue, 1 Dark Blue. (Excluding Doubles)
avatar
Rumble
Richest Decepticon

Posts : 1567
Reputation : 10
Join date : 2009-06-30
Location : Trapped by Replicating Pods... The kind that keep you up all night with their coughing.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Dirge on Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:20 pm

* dirge follows too and once outside he turns to galvy and rumble *

" we should set a trap for the bots that come outta there to fall in to "

* dirge opens his cockpit and gets out a bear trap and begins to try and open the jaws and place it in front of the entrance to the bar *

_________________


one guy was dead and still posted over a hundred times! :- Ramjet

You came back from the Dead before I could catch your post count on the Lair:- Sixshot

Unicron could be anybody's daddy. He's a giant man whore. :- Galvatron
avatar
Dirge
Guardian of the LAIR

Posts : 2791
Reputation : 12
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 36
Location : Hiding in a portaloo

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by bumblebee on Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:17 pm

as dirge is setting up the trap and has his head and hands in the trap bb walks out and sets the trap off trapping dirge.


Oh look a boobie trap that catches boobies. Galvatron you should really give your minions an iq test
hehehe

BB then transforms into his camro self and drives off...

_________________


To know others you must know yourself first---goldbug

The least likely can be the most dangerous----Bumblebee

The bigger they are the harder they fall
avatar
bumblebee
Hive Headhunter

Posts : 1051
Reputation : 6
Join date : 2009-06-30
Age : 42
Location : Standing behind Galvatron with a cutting torch...Mohahahahaha

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Galvatron on Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:30 pm

Galvatron roughly pulls Dirge from the trap. Looking on the side of the clamp it says "ACME"

You know, I'm wondering if we should let the Autobots live while we go attack this "ACME" corporation!!!

_________________


Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOT
I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE
avatar
Galvatron
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore

Posts : 10146
Reputation : 32
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 43
Location : Your mom's house.

View user profile http://galvatronslair.forumotion.com

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Dirge on Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:33 pm

" yeah ... either that or we create our own company to rival them "

* suddenly a lightbulb appears over dirges scratched conehead *

" SMACKME "

_________________


one guy was dead and still posted over a hundred times! :- Ramjet

You came back from the Dead before I could catch your post count on the Lair:- Sixshot

Unicron could be anybody's daddy. He's a giant man whore. :- Galvatron
avatar
Dirge
Guardian of the LAIR

Posts : 2791
Reputation : 12
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 36
Location : Hiding in a portaloo

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Party House

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 2 of 3 Previous  1, 2, 3  Next

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum