Galvatrons Lair
Welcome to my Lair!!

Energon Pub

Page 1 of 6 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6  Next

Go down

Energon Pub

Post by Galvatron on Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:03 pm

After killing off the Whor-icons, the Decepticon go to the bar and drink some Energon at the Energon Pub. A place where ALL Cybertronians are welcome and my enter without being attacked.

The Decepticons walk in and hang their weapons on the gun rack next to the door.
The gun rack is in fact another Cybertronian fembot that places all the guns on her chestplate.

Hey fembot!! NICE RACK! GIGGITY!!

_________________


Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOT
I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE
avatar
Galvatron
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore

Posts : 10146
Reputation : 32
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 43
Location : Your mom's house.

View user profile http://galvatronslair.forumotion.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Dirge on Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:11 pm

* dirge walks up to the bar *

" first rounds on me guys what you having "

_________________


one guy was dead and still posted over a hundred times! :- Ramjet

You came back from the Dead before I could catch your post count on the Lair:- Sixshot

Unicron could be anybody's daddy. He's a giant man whore. :- Galvatron
avatar
Dirge
Guardian of the LAIR

Posts : 2791
Reputation : 12
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 36
Location : Hiding in a portaloo

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Galvatron on Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:18 pm

Since you're buying Dirge, I'll take the Super-Size-Energon-Suprise. Stirred, not shakin'.

_________________


Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOT
I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE
avatar
Galvatron
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore

Posts : 10146
Reputation : 32
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 43
Location : Your mom's house.

View user profile http://galvatronslair.forumotion.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Dirge on Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:23 pm

* dirge looks down the list and finds galvatron has ordered the most expensive item on there *

" yikes that expensive ....... "

* galvatron stands over dirge menaceingly *

" :affraid: ok ok youre the leader "

_________________


one guy was dead and still posted over a hundred times! :- Ramjet

You came back from the Dead before I could catch your post count on the Lair:- Sixshot

Unicron could be anybody's daddy. He's a giant man whore. :- Galvatron
avatar
Dirge
Guardian of the LAIR

Posts : 2791
Reputation : 12
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 36
Location : Hiding in a portaloo

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Rumble on Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:55 pm

*Rumble having been dragged along to the bar puts his order in.*

"I'll have a Croque-monsieur and a stein of mead."
avatar
Rumble
Richest Decepticon

Posts : 1567
Reputation : 10
Join date : 2009-06-30
Location : Trapped by Replicating Pods... The kind that keep you up all night with their coughing.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by bumblebee on Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:24 am

just then they all hear a loud crash outside and look out the window to see this




BB gets out and walks up to the bar doors and kicks them open. walks up to the bar and orders the biggest mostergon there. turn around and looks at everyone


"What?? there was no parking attendant..

_________________


To know others you must know yourself first---goldbug

The least likely can be the most dangerous----Bumblebee

The bigger they are the harder they fall
avatar
bumblebee
Hive Headhunter

Posts : 1051
Reputation : 6
Join date : 2009-06-30
Age : 42
Location : Standing behind Galvatron with a cutting torch...Mohahahahaha

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Cliffjumper on Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:53 pm

CJ strolls in just after BB

order one for me BB!

_________________
avatar
Cliffjumper
Carbon Cloner

Posts : 519
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-07-10
Age : 35
Location : A.C.T Australia

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Galvatron on Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:29 pm

As Bumblebee and Cliffjumper walk into the Pub, they hang their weapons on the Fembot's gunrack.

Galvatron approaches Bumblebee...

You crazy driver! Why did you not see the sign?

AUTOBOT PARKED VEHICLES WILL BE SMASHED!

_________________


Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOT
I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE
avatar
Galvatron
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore

Posts : 10146
Reputation : 32
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 43
Location : Your mom's house.

View user profile http://galvatronslair.forumotion.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Dirge on Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:23 pm

" damn this is getting expensive "

* the bartender hands dirge the bill and dirge nearly has a fuel pump attack *

" $250 ??????????????????????????????? :affraid: "

* dirge opens his cockpit and gets out his cash safe and starts to count out the cash but he only has $249.99

so he grabs bumblebee and turns him upside down and 1 cent drops on the floor *

" bingo "

_________________


one guy was dead and still posted over a hundred times! :- Ramjet

You came back from the Dead before I could catch your post count on the Lair:- Sixshot

Unicron could be anybody's daddy. He's a giant man whore. :- Galvatron
avatar
Dirge
Guardian of the LAIR

Posts : 2791
Reputation : 12
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 36
Location : Hiding in a portaloo

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by bumblebee on Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:25 am

*kicks dirge in the wing almost snaping it off looks at galvatron *

well i just saved you about 3 seconds of smashing didnt i btw that was one of your former cons.


Looks at dirge rubbing his wing

hey you shook me dont blame me

_________________


To know others you must know yourself first---goldbug

The least likely can be the most dangerous----Bumblebee

The bigger they are the harder they fall
avatar
bumblebee
Hive Headhunter

Posts : 1051
Reputation : 6
Join date : 2009-06-30
Age : 42
Location : Standing behind Galvatron with a cutting torch...Mohahahahaha

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Dirge on Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:35 am

" you got a monstergon for 1 cent bugbot "

* looks at his wing and sees a bumblebee foot sized dent in it *

" who is going to pay for repairing me then "

_________________


one guy was dead and still posted over a hundred times! :- Ramjet

You came back from the Dead before I could catch your post count on the Lair:- Sixshot

Unicron could be anybody's daddy. He's a giant man whore. :- Galvatron
avatar
Dirge
Guardian of the LAIR

Posts : 2791
Reputation : 12
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 36
Location : Hiding in a portaloo

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Galvatron on Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:28 am

Galvatron runs back to the window to see Bumblebee's vehicle once more.

Ahh yes. That was a decepticon. A low rank protoform. It was his first mission to drive you under falling objects. He failed! No loss.

Galvatron returns to the bar and kicks Dirge on the other side of the wing, denting his wing back into shape.

There Dirge, happy now or do I need to play the violin for your borken heart?

_________________


Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOT
I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE
avatar
Galvatron
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore

Posts : 10146
Reputation : 32
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 43
Location : Your mom's house.

View user profile http://galvatronslair.forumotion.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Cliffjumper on Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:59 pm

HAHAHAHA

CJ nearly falls over laughing

wah wah wah ya big cone head

_________________
avatar
Cliffjumper
Carbon Cloner

Posts : 519
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-07-10
Age : 35
Location : A.C.T Australia

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Rumble on Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:44 pm

"Hey will you hurry up with my Croque-monsieur and a stein of mead? Its taking you days!"

_________________


Bring me my monocle, I want to look rich.
THE SUBTLE MESSAGE DID IT'S JOB.
Current M.U.S.C.L.E. Count = 33 Flesh, 1 Purple, 2 Light Blue, 1 Dark Blue. (Excluding Doubles)
avatar
Rumble
Richest Decepticon

Posts : 1567
Reputation : 10
Join date : 2009-06-30
Location : Trapped by Replicating Pods... The kind that keep you up all night with their coughing.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Dirge on Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:23 pm

" im partial to some violin music "

* dirge gets a violin out of his cockpit and starts to play it very badly meanwhile the bartender hands rumble his drinks

then dirge starts to sing ......... *

" WHAAAAAAAAAT BECOMES OF THE BROOOOOOOOOKEN HEARRRRRRRRRTED ......... "

_________________


one guy was dead and still posted over a hundred times! :- Ramjet

You came back from the Dead before I could catch your post count on the Lair:- Sixshot

Unicron could be anybody's daddy. He's a giant man whore. :- Galvatron
avatar
Dirge
Guardian of the LAIR

Posts : 2791
Reputation : 12
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 36
Location : Hiding in a portaloo

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Rumble on Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:42 pm

*Unimpressed with the live entertainment, Rumble attempts to eat his Croque-monsieur only to discover that it is stone cold.*

"What kind of place serves up cold food!"

*Rumble flings the Croque-monsieur across the room towards Dirge who just happens to be singing a nice loud long 'HEARRRRRRRRRTED'. The food hits him straight in the face. Abruptly the music stops.*

_________________


Bring me my monocle, I want to look rich.
THE SUBTLE MESSAGE DID IT'S JOB.
Current M.U.S.C.L.E. Count = 33 Flesh, 1 Purple, 2 Light Blue, 1 Dark Blue. (Excluding Doubles)
avatar
Rumble
Richest Decepticon

Posts : 1567
Reputation : 10
Join date : 2009-06-30
Location : Trapped by Replicating Pods... The kind that keep you up all night with their coughing.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Dirge on Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:03 pm

* dirge gets the croque-monsieur straight in the face and he looks at rumble *

" ok squirt lets try something different then "

* dirge opens his cockpit and gets out a custard pie and throws it at rumble then gets back to the singing *

" LOVE HURRRTS
LOVE SCARS
LOVE IS LIIIKE A DRUG THAT OVERRIDES THE PAIN .....
"

_________________


one guy was dead and still posted over a hundred times! :- Ramjet

You came back from the Dead before I could catch your post count on the Lair:- Sixshot

Unicron could be anybody's daddy. He's a giant man whore. :- Galvatron
avatar
Dirge
Guardian of the LAIR

Posts : 2791
Reputation : 12
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 36
Location : Hiding in a portaloo

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Galvatron on Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:08 am

Galvatron hears the screetching noise of Dirge's singing vocals.
He grabs a rotten tomato from the salad bar and places it in his laser cannon.
Blasting the tomato from his cannon, it hits Dirge right in the mouth making him silent.

I don't like that Nazareth song!
But here is a Nazareth song I like....

Galvatron starts singing in a deep rustic voice...

Heart breaker, soul shaker
Ive been told about you
Steamroller, midnight stroler

What theyve been saying must be true

Red hot mama
Velvet charmer
Times come to pay your dues

Now youre messin with a
A son of a bitch

_________________


Gathering wood is also a great bonding experience - SIXSHOT
I'm getting more ass than a donkey farm - SIXSHOT (again)
You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE
avatar
Galvatron
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore
Super Slutty Skanky Post Whore

Posts : 10146
Reputation : 32
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 43
Location : Your mom's house.

View user profile http://galvatronslair.forumotion.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Cliffjumper on Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:41 am

oh my circuits!!! this is too much

CJ cringes from the lack of talent in the room

Bar-bot I need another energon beverage and fast! I gotta drown the noise out!

_________________
avatar
Cliffjumper
Carbon Cloner

Posts : 519
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-07-10
Age : 35
Location : A.C.T Australia

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Commander Megatron on Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:57 am

*Strolls in and up to the bar*

"I will have a fine roasted Brazilian bean, with boiled water, some pasteurised liquid calcium and no saacharin."

*The barbot looks a little perplexed*

"I want a white coffee you idiot!"

"Rumble, come to me for a moment."

_________________
avatar
Commander Megatron
Decepticon Leader Administrator

Posts : 293
Reputation : 4
Join date : 2009-07-03
Age : 41
Location : Polyhex

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by bumblebee on Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:25 pm

BB walks up to CM and Rumble hey squirt why dont we transform and play some real entertainment

they transform and it is noticed there isnt a tape player in BB concept camro mode.....

CM shakes his head

_________________


To know others you must know yourself first---goldbug

The least likely can be the most dangerous----Bumblebee

The bigger they are the harder they fall
avatar
bumblebee
Hive Headhunter

Posts : 1051
Reputation : 6
Join date : 2009-06-30
Age : 42
Location : Standing behind Galvatron with a cutting torch...Mohahahahaha

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Commander Megatron on Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:22 pm

"Get with the times you two idiots!! Rumble, will you get outta there. Bumblebee, do you want something to drink?"

_________________
avatar
Commander Megatron
Decepticon Leader Administrator

Posts : 293
Reputation : 4
Join date : 2009-07-03
Age : 41
Location : Polyhex

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Rumble on Tue Jul 14, 2009 7:47 pm

*Rumble ejects, transforms and lands alongside Megatron. Rumble is now free of custard pie remnants, having brushed them off inside Bumblebee.*

"What kind of futuristic concept is that, don't even got a tape deck!?"

_________________


Bring me my monocle, I want to look rich.
THE SUBTLE MESSAGE DID IT'S JOB.
Current M.U.S.C.L.E. Count = 33 Flesh, 1 Purple, 2 Light Blue, 1 Dark Blue. (Excluding Doubles)
avatar
Rumble
Richest Decepticon

Posts : 1567
Reputation : 10
Join date : 2009-06-30
Location : Trapped by Replicating Pods... The kind that keep you up all night with their coughing.

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Cliffjumper on Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:58 pm

CJ laughs aloud

Hey rumble why dont transform into an Ipod or something.... :P

_________________
avatar
Cliffjumper
Carbon Cloner

Posts : 519
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-07-10
Age : 35
Location : A.C.T Australia

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by shockwave on Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:52 pm

*standing outside the bar Shockwaves hears banging noises,and loud yelling* Here we go again I hope I don't have to break anything up tonight" *shaking his head he walks inside*

shockwave
Asylum Inductee

Posts : 13
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2009-07-14
Age : 44
Location : Metropolis Il

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Energon Pub

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 1 of 6 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6  Next

Back to top


 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum