Energon Pub

Cliffjumper wrote:CJ laughs aloud

Hey rumble why dont transform into an Ipod or something.... :P

*Rumble gives the little red porsche a look that says 'are you mad!?'*

"Why would I want to be an Apple silly Autobot!"

* dirge sits at the grand piano in the corner and starts to play it ( very very badly ) and sing ( out of tune ) *

" its the ciiiiiiircle the circle of life "

* dirge sits on the stool as the piano leaves so he gets a harp out of his cockpit and starts to play that *

" it was a moonlit night in old mexico
i walked alone between some old adobe hassienders
suddenly
i heard the plantiff cry
of a young mexican girl

LAAAAAAAAAAA LA LAAAAAA LALALAAAAAAAA LALAALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SPEEEEEEEEEDY GONZALES WHY DONT YA COME HOME
SPEEEEEEEEEDY GONZALES HOW COME YA LEAVE ME ALL ALONE .......... "

Fed up with Dirge's "singing" Galvatron walks up to Soundwave.

Soundwave, PRESS PLAY!!
Let's blast your speakers with some real music.

"DIRGE!!!"

*Roars at the seeker*

"Soundwave, play some Johnny Cashocon!"

CJs stops laughing and just feels silly, he looks at rumble with a sooky face

Well I like my Ipod

He turns to the bar and starts downing his energon

Rumble wrote:

Cliffjumper wrote:CJ laughs aloud

Hey rumble why dont transform into an Ipod or something.... :P

*Rumble gives the little red porsche a look that says 'are you mad!?'*

"Why would I want to be an Apple silly Autobot!"

but then you could be truly rotten to the core

BB transforms now that his automatic cleaning system cleaned up rummbles mess and looks aroudn for a pooltable

Im in for pool rack it up BB

CJ and BB head over to the pool table at the other end of the bar

oh slag be right back Clliffjumper finish racking but dont break till i get back

BB starts to rack for a game of 8-ball and remembers he has to get his case out of the the back of the truck that galvatron is getting ready to have scraped BB transforms and drives though the door and around back to get his poolstick. On his way out the door he takes dirges harp with him.

" hey bugbot thats my harp "`

* dirge gets on the stage and picks up the microphone and sings a very good rendition of abbas when all is said and done *

" heres to us
one more toast
then we will pay the bill
deep inside both of us
can feel the autumn chill
birds of passage you and me
we fly instinctively
when the summer is over
and the dark clouds hide the sun
neither you nor i am to blame
when all is said and done

in our lives we have walked
some strange and lonely treks
slightly worn and dignified
not too old for sex
we are still striving
for the sky
no taste for humble pie
thanks for all your generous love
and thanks for all the fun
niether you nor i am to blame
when all is said and done ...... "

"That was awful Dirge, like a funeral song. Erm, wait....don't sing again!!"

BB walks back in and has the pool stick

Would someone tell me way all the animal cassettes are outside howling *notices dirge with a mic in hand* OOOooohhhhh

looks at cm

Would you buy him a pet or something or even singing lessons????

heads to the pooltable

Cliffy you ready to break yet?

*Having been considering Bumblebee's comment about being rotten, Rumble snaps out of it to find the little Autobot long gone.*

"Where did he go? Ah never mind."

*Rumble heads back to his table when he notices something against the wall.*

"Well would you look at that... A Jukebox!"

*Rumble heads on over with the intention of drowning out Dirge's poor singing.*

* rumble activates the jukebox and it starts to play 8

" we all live in a yellow submarine
a yellow submarine
a yellow submarine

we all live in a yellow submarine
a yellow submarine
a yellow submarine ..... "

* dirge sits on the edge of the stage *

" but i want to be a star "

*Shokwave tries to tune out this noise they call music* "Why don't you play some Mozart,or some other classical music!"

*Rumble walks away from the jukebox, past Shockwave who is standing there trying to cover both his ears with only one hand, towards the stage where Dirge is sitting looking forlorn. Rumble hops up on the stage beside him.*

"Aww Dirge, you must really have wanted to sing. Well all I have to say is..."

*Rumble pushes Dirge off of the stage and onto the floor with a thud.*

"Grow up you bid baby! Hahahaha!"

* dirge gets up and turns to rumble rubbing his conehead *

" you have no apreciation for good music i was in the skool choir you know "

* dirge thinks for a moment and then gets a rubber glove out of his cockpit and slaps rumble about the head with it *

" i challenge thee to a singoff squirt "

"Ow.... So a sing off you want eh? Fine, I accept, but I warn you that you're gonna lose."

*Rumble dissapears off to one side of the stage and returns moments later carrying a stool. He puts it in the middle of the stage floor.*

"Hey Soundwave, can I borrow you for a minute!?"

*Soundwave makes his way across the bar and climbs up on stage. Rumble wispers into Soundwaves ear and Soundwave nods.*

"Beat this..."

*Soundwave transforms into cassette-deck mode, landing on the stall. Rumble then transforms and lands in the cassette draw. There's a click as Soundwave presses play and music can be heard.*

"Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.

Why do stars fall down from the sky
Every time you walk by?

On the day that you were born
and the angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust
in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue.

That is why all the girls in town
Follow you all around

On the day that you were born
and the angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust
in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue.

That is why all the girls in town
Follow you all around"

*Rumble ejects and Transforms to the applause of some of the other patrons of the bar who could have sworn that was a recording of the original song...*

"Your turn, Dirge!"

* dirge thinks that it probably wasnt the smartest thing in the world to challenge a cassetteicon to a music contesthowever he opens his cockpit and gets out a boombox that looks suspiciously like the autobot blaster stuck in tape player mode *

" ok squirt top this .......... "

* dirge grabs the mic and says ..... *

" who wants a bit of elvis "

* the other bots cheer so dirge opens his cockpit and gets out a stuffed elvis leg and throws it at them *

" there you go ......... have his leg "

* dirge then sings an awful rendition of elvis s in the ghetto *

(OOC) Derrick, that is an excellent joke...can I keep the leg?

(BIC) "thats a horrible rendition of Elvis, sing something else. Like a flesh creature nursery rhyme, its about your menatl age level you FOOL!"

* dirge ponders for a moment *

" ok megatron hows this .....

mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts shot up its a$$
and turned its wool to nylon "

Galvatron pushes Dirge off of the stage and grabs the microphone.

Ok, crappy music time is over, it's time for the Improv comedy hour staring GALVATRON!!

*Galvatron waits for an applause but only hears sounds of cricket-cons are heard in the background*

Wow what a terrific audience.
I just flew in to the Pub from the other side of Kaon. And boy are my arms tired.
Oh yeah, I don't use my arms.

So anyway, I was in Ireland last month. I seen the most strangest thing ever.
I seen 2 Irish men walk OUT of a bar!!?

I was talking to the bartender earlier. He said he's never seen a Catholic, a Jew or a Rabbi walk in to his bar.

*cricket-cons*

* dirge opens his cockpit and gets out a rotten tomato and throws it at galvatron *

" BOOOOOO
HISSSSSSSSSS

GET OFF "

walking over to the pool table ducking flying tomatoes BB is shaking his head and thinking damn this pub is big i been heading this way for days it feels like i sure hope cliffy is done racking and ready to break.