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Re: Energon Pub

Post by Galvatron on Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:08 pm

After getting hit with a rotten tomato, Galvatron looks over at Bumblebee walking on the tread-mill.

You know you won't get far walking on that!! But you can get a lot of miles!

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Re: Energon Pub

Post by Rumble on Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:33 pm

*Rumble has decided that since Dirge was chucked off the stage, the little cassette-bot is the winner of the sing-off! To celebrate he does an obnoxious little victory jig directed at Dirge :bart: .*

"You lose, conehead! Hahahahaha!"

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Re: Energon Pub

Post by bumblebee on Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:30 am

Crap i guess its the bad comedy galvatron that blinded me on where i was going. Tho why do you have a treadmill in the pub?

BB gets off the treadmill and head to the pool table while Galvatron looks puzzled at that commit.


Last edited by bumblebee on Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:23 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : relized i typo like that is a surprise lol)

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Re: Energon Pub

Post by Dirge on Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:26 am

* dirge kicks rumble up the buttplates sending him flying across the pub *

" i dont think so squirt the final descision is with the judges "

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Re: Energon Pub

Post by Cliffjumper on Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:43 am

OOC hey BB I made a post but its not here now............... :suspect:

BIC. yeah mate all racked up U wanna break?

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Re: Energon Pub

Post by Dirge on Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:48 am

OOC - sorry cliffy

i will get right on it and find out where it went grrr

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Re: Energon Pub

Post by Kup on Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:34 am

Kup dodges the flying cassettebot nearly spilling his energon ale,

"Learn to fly outside will ya squirt!, that remends me from the time........."
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Re: Energon Pub

Post by bumblebee on Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:25 pm

OCC: Its ok lol

BIC:
Nah CJ you can break i feel i been walking for cycles i need to sit for a nan-cycle


CJ breaks and nearly takes out the flying cassettcon with the cue ball that lands next to cup snapping him out of his war story

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Re: Energon Pub

Post by Rumble on Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:19 pm

*Rumble lands on the far side of the bar with a bang, causing a small dent to appear in the floor. Getting up Rumble rubs his backside before hobbling back towards Dirge, arms now waving as he rants at the seeker for kicking him.*

"WhachadothatforjustcauseyoucantwinyougottakickmeifyouwereworththeeffortIwouldikickyousohard....."

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Re: Energon Pub

Post by Dirge on Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:44 pm

* dirge bends over and points to his own buttplate *

" go on then squirt right there "

* dirge doesnt think rumble will be able to kick him hard enough to cause any damage *

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Re: Energon Pub

Post by Rumble on Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:49 pm

*Rumble can't beleive his luck. Did Dirge really trust him to kick him in the backside? Rumble approaches Dirge and gets ready to give him a solid kick.*

"Take this!"

*Rumble swings his leg but just before it makes contact he stops, transforms his arms and piledrives Dirges butt-plate. The seeker rockets into the air.*

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Re: Energon Pub

Post by Dirge on Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:57 pm

* dirge goes flying across the pub and his head crashes through the far wall *

" thatsa spicy meataball "

* dirge cant belive rumble could kick that hard he pulls his head out of the wall and staggers back to face rumble *

" we shall settle this in the best way possible squirt ......


we shall have a running race twice around the pub the looser buys the drinks
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Re: Energon Pub

Post by Kup on Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:02 pm

Kup clunks both cons with their heads togheter,

"As long as you two hotheads settle this outside i'll be happy to put two energons on my tab..."
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Re: Energon Pub

Post by Rumble on Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:14 pm

*Rumble staggers backwards, wondering where Kup suddenly appeared from and quite how he managed to make him hit Dirge's head with such a height difference. He manages to focus on Kup.*

"Free drink? You got a deal ol' timer!"

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Post by Dirge on Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:48 pm

" free drink ??????????????????????????? ill have a quadruple vodkagon "

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Re: Energon Pub

Post by Rumble on Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:58 pm

*Rumble hears Dirge order.*

"Sounds good, get me one too!"

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Post by Galvatron on Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:22 am

Galvatron still stands motionless wondering "WHY do we have a tread mill here?"

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Re: Energon Pub

Post by Dirge on Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:10 pm

* dirge drinks the quarduple vodkagon and he sees galvatron standing motionless so he sneaks up behind him and shouts in his audio receptors *

" BOO "

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Post by Cliffjumper on Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:58 pm

CJ watches the cueball fly across the room

Hmmm abit hard I guess

he looks over to see galvy still staring at the tread mill and tilts his head

WTF is he looking at?

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Re: Energon Pub

Post by bumblebee on Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:10 pm

leans into to whisper to CJ

He a few processors short of an i-pod

BB places the cue ball onto the table and re breaks and instead of the balls going into the pocket the pockets transform and smash the balls. The bots sand there puzzled.

Hey galvy another question who made this table your going to have to replace a lot of balls

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Re: Energon Pub

Post by Commander Megatron on Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:33 pm

*Looks at Direg pouring the drink down his coneheaded neck*

"I will have a coffee, Dirge go easy on that drink, I'm not carrying you back to the base!"

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Post by Kup on Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:39 pm

"no trouble the friggin' rookie is going to run with his small friend ...."

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Post by Dirge on Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:08 pm

* dirge turns to megatron *

" ill be fine i can handle my drink "

* another round of drinks is ordered and dirge has the same again and he hands megatron a coffeegon *

" * HIC * thats good stuff "

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Post by Galvatron on Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:52 am

Galvatron is still gazing at the Tread mill wondering why it's even there in the first place.
Then he hears a loud BOO sound five minutes after Dirge has already left.

He hears Bumblebee mention the word "balls" and it got his attention off of the tread mill.

"Balls? We all know you Autobots don't have any!!"

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Post by bumblebee on Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:30 pm

your right galvy the table dont have any cause it keeps crushing them before they get into the pocket who decorated the pub?

Just then the ball smashes the 5 ball that was about to inter the corner.

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