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Post by Dirge on Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:58 pm

Couldn't resist a thread like this ...

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#1:- a broken headset

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Post by Rumble on Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:03 pm

#2: Half of a cornish pasty.

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Post by Galvatron on Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:50 am

oh god here we go again....



#3 Batzilla

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Post by Rumble on Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:53 pm

#4: A used envelope.

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Post by Galvatron on Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:28 pm

#5 My Little Pony coloring book

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Post by Dirge on Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:31 pm

#6:- Softimus Prime

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Post by Galvatron on Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:34 pm

#7- broken cd's and dvd's

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Post by Dirge on Tue Sep 20, 2011 10:36 pm

#8:- a broken cd and dvd player to play the broken cds and dvds on hehehe

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Post by Galvatron on Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:05 am

#9- broken TV

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Ramjet on Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:30 am

#10 WORKING radio.

Wait-nope, he broke it.

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Post by Dirge on Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:28 pm

#11:- Anti shit pills

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Post by Rumble on Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:05 pm

#12: His dignity.

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Post by Galvatron on Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:32 pm

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!



#13 Gobots DVD

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Post by Dirge on Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:16 pm

#14:- A singing pig teddy

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Post by Ramjet on Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:35 am

#15 spork

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Post by Galvatron on Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:02 pm

#16 Jars of belly button lint

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Post by Rumble on Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:01 pm

#17: The handle from a potatoe peeler.

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Post by Ramjet on Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:39 am

#18 One No. 3 pencil

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Post by Dirge on Thu Dec 22, 2011 7:43 pm

#19 - Sick bags for any passenger unfortunate enough to be flying with him.

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Post by Ramjet on Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:33 am

#20 marshmallows

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Post by Galvatron on Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:36 am

#21 Flying Manual (printed in Chinese; French; Spanish; German & Russian)

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Post by Dirge on Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:38 pm

#22 - A repair mannual for a modified F-15 fighter jet

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Post by Galvatron on Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:37 am

#23 extra engine parts from the last tune up

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Post by Ramjet on Sat Dec 24, 2011 3:01 am

#24 the jelly from 4 donuts

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Post by Dirge on Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:24 pm

#25 - Pair of blunt scissors

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