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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Rumble on Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:33 pm

#26: A kitten calender from 1989.

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Dirge on Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:11 pm

#27 - A blank death certificate

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Galvatron on Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:41 am

#28 case of invisible ink

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Dirge on Sun Dec 25, 2011 5:38 pm

#29 > a rusty shotgun

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Galvatron on Tue Dec 27, 2011 3:43 am

#30 modified F-15 landing gear

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Ramjet on Tue Dec 27, 2011 4:01 am

#31 golf tee

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Dirge on Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:22 pm

#32 - Set of golf balls for the tee

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Rumble on Tue Dec 27, 2011 10:56 pm

#33: A collection of various wallpapers.

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Galvatron on Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:13 am

#34 a beta player

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Ramjet on Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:07 am

Dirge wrote:#32 - Set of golf balls for the tee

Dammit! Now the tees are no longer useless!!!

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Dirge on Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:50 pm

The tees and balls are totally useless other conehead, I don't have any clubs to hit the fookers with

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Rumble on Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:53 pm

(dammit Dirge stop posting while I am trying to post!!)

#37: A blown bulb.

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Dirge on Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:14 am

Sorry squirt didn't know you were tryin to post!!!

#38 - carrier bag with a hole in it

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Ramjet on Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:07 am

#39 loaf of moldy bread

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Galvatron on Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:36 am

#40 barbed-wire toilet paper

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Rumble on Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:35 pm

#41: An empty bottle of bleach.

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Ramjet on Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:06 pm

#42 'C' batteries.

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Galvatron on Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:05 am

#43 2013 Mayan calendar

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Ramjet on Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:31 am

#44 dull pizza cutter

How big is this fookin cockpit?

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Galvatron on Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:31 am

#45 empty cargo space

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Thrust on Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:06 pm

#46 A bachelors degree in philosophy.

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Galvatron on Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:54 am

#47 the neighborhood kids

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Thrust on Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:06 am

#48 congress (hope that wasn't used already)

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Galvatron on Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:03 am

#49

Handerpants

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Re: 101 useless things Dirge keeps in his cockpit.

Post by Thrust on Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:16 am

#50 A broken nose cone pump

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