101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Dirge on Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:09 pm

#1 - His teddy bear collection

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Galvatron on Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:51 pm

#2 His passion for flowers

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Dirge on Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:33 pm

#3 - His mad love affair with Starscream

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Galvatron on Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:32 am

#4 his dreams of transforming into a freightliner semi truck.

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Dirge on Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:00 pm

#5 - His love of the Looney Tunes

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Galvatron on Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:00 pm

#6 his Cybertronian porn collection

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Dirge on Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:26 pm

#7 - His whereabouts!!!

(Looking at YOU C.M.)

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Rumble on Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:13 pm

#8: The combination to his suitcases.

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Galvatron on Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:51 am

#9 his Elvis Presley collection

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Post by Rumble on Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:11 pm

#10: His love for the number '10'.

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Dirge on Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:50 pm

#11 - His pet sheepicon given to him by Dirge

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Galvatron on Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:10 am

#12 His envy of his future self

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Dirge on Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:20 pm

#13:- the big set of grips that he uses to remove his future selfs' 9volt hehehe

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Galvatron on Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:03 am

#14 his secret desire of wanting a 9volt battery

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Galvatron on Thu May 10, 2012 2:04 pm

#15 his fear of green clovers

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Dirge on Sun May 13, 2012 7:24 pm

#16 - The existance of his pink fluffy handcuffs

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Rumble on Sun May 20, 2012 8:32 pm

#17: His secret P.I.N (1077)

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Galvatron on Sun May 20, 2012 11:40 pm

#18 his regret for killing Autobots

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Rumble on Mon May 21, 2012 5:33 pm

#19: His credit rating.

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Galvatron on Mon May 21, 2012 11:53 pm

#20 his wishes to transform into a dildo

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Rumble on Tue May 22, 2012 5:07 pm

#21: The name of his stuffed teddy bear.

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Galvatron on Wed May 23, 2012 12:38 am

#22 his current location

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Rumble on Thu May 24, 2012 7:18 pm

#23: His favourite bed time story.

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Galvatron on Sun May 27, 2012 10:00 pm

#24 his penny collection

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Re: 101 things that Megatron keeps secret

Post by Ramjet on Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:44 pm

# 25

The sock in his pants.

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