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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Galvatron on Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:20 am

#51 the winning lottery ticket

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Sixshot on Sat Sep 29, 2012 11:53 am

#52 Obama's birth certificate ...(*chuckles*)

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Galvatron on Sun Sep 30, 2012 4:09 am

#53 Rumbles monocle

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Sixshot on Sun Sep 30, 2012 4:26 am

#54 fleas

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Galvatron on Sun Sep 30, 2012 5:31 am

#55 Red Hot Chili Peppers

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Rumble on Sun Sep 30, 2012 10:13 am

#56: A G1 Optimus Prime with trailer (but no Gas hose).

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Sixshot on Sun Sep 30, 2012 1:34 pm

#57: Betty Whites grandmother

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Galvatron on Sun Sep 30, 2012 2:36 pm

#58 a blow-up mammoth

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Sixshot on Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:04 pm

#59 a rodeo clown

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Rumble on Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:39 pm

#60: A parcel marked 'Return to Sender'.

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Galvatron on Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:46 am

#61 Devastator's balls

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Rumble on Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:09 pm

#62: One of a pair of shoes.

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Sixshot on Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:05 pm

#63 Justin Biebers promise ring

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Galvatron on Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:52 am

#64 oil

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Rumble on Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:28 pm

#65: 1Kg of Cocaine.

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Sixshot on Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:56 pm

#66: the very 1st Meth Lab

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Galvatron on Wed Oct 03, 2012 1:03 am

#67 A Time Traveler from the future

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Rumble on Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:59 pm

#68: An empty Pickle jar.

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Galvatron on Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:35 pm

#69 skeletons of a caveman and woman in the 69 position

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Rumble on Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:04 pm

#70: A burnt out car wreck.

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Sixshot on Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:25 pm

#71 a neanderthal that looks like Michael Jackson

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Galvatron on Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:29 am

#71 a bong

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Sixshot on Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:04 pm

#72 the Geicko Gecko

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Galvatron on Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:08 pm

#74 a 1943 silver penny

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Re: 101 things found buried under a Mammoth.

Post by Rumble on Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:56 am

#75: A printed copy ofTHIS news story.

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