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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Sixshot on Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:18 pm

Apple trees on Cybertron was how they produced energon back in the good ole days.
A lot better than that synthetic shit they make now out of electron rays and radioactive gamma waves.

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Dark Saviour on Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:37 am

Fuck Optimus Primal, and his hippy beliefs,
Try squeezing his big monkey ass into recycled briefs!

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Sixshot on Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:25 am

Trukk not Monkey or so his disciples say.
Optimus Primal in boxers or briefs is just fucking gay!

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Dark Saviour on Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:13 am

Here's Lio Convoy, the real mech's mech
He'd Primal over and give him a good feck!

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Galvatron on Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:25 am

I don't remember much about the Beast War

except for Cheetor, that pussy cat whore

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Sixshot on Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:30 am

"Trukk not monkey" sums it up in 3 words or less.
"Call of the Primitives" was the original Beast Wars, but then I digress....

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Dark Saviour on Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:41 pm

Digress, digest, suggest, interest,
I hear Cheetor got arrested for being a sex pest!

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Sixshot on Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:55 am

Beastiality was always Cheetors fortee...
But then again the donkey show recording at Tijuana was what he watched as foreplay.


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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Dark Saviour on Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:51 am

Cheetor ain't nothin' but a beast lovin' whore,
One skin, two skin, three skin, four...

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Sixshot on Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:23 am

Foreskin is something Optimus Primal knows all about.
That gorilla's got a five-head for a forehead and smells kind of stout.

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Dark Saviour on Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:34 am

Ol' Primal likes fapping to Meet The Fockers,
There's a cameo from Rhinox's wife: Rhinockers!

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Sixshot on Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:36 am

Yeah, I remember that cameo. Waspinator tried masturbating to it.
He tried and he tried with still no results, the head wasn't ready. It was like popping a zit.

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Dark Saviour on Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:40 am

When he finally came it made him explode
Row row row your boat-BITCH-you got rowed!

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Galvatron on Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:19 am

Gimme the mic so I can turn this rap into rock

put on the porn and grab your favorite sock

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Dark Saviour on Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:22 am

Sock? Gimme a break, I fap bareback!
Up and down, up and down, you bitch grab my sac!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRR!!!

(Bit of rock there.)

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Post by Galvatron on Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:57 am

up and down up and down like a hand shake

she keeps it going until i quake

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Dark Saviour on Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:01 am

I quake, then I break, then we break up, then I wake up, no harm done, bit of fun, reload my gun, time to run!

Cleopatra, comin' atcha, comin' on ya, drippin' juice,
Gonna ground ya, then I pound ya, make your pussy real loose!

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Galvatron on Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:20 am

+1

make you glow and shine and glistle

now when you walk your kootchie won't whistle

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Dark Saviour on Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:27 am

Whistle while you work, while you work to make her jerk,
Make her barmy, eat her sarnie, don't get smarmy, release your army!

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Sixshot on Sun Feb 24, 2013 5:02 pm

Switching Gears and getting this thread back on track to rapping about Transformers.
Astrotrain would be ashamed at how this got derailed so fastly, he'd probably ask for better performers.

(Lmao! Just joking guys. This is one of the best threads in Vortex, along with Lie to Me)

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Galvatron on Sun Feb 24, 2013 5:05 pm

we need more members to post their ideas some time

it's not that hard to make and rock a rhyme

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Sixshot on Sun Feb 24, 2013 5:11 pm

Galvatron wrote:we need more members to post their ideas some time
it's not that hard to make and rock a rhyme
I agree!

Sixshot wrote:Switching Gears and getting this thread back on track to rapping about Transformers.
Astrotrain would be ashamed at how this got derailed so fastly, he'd probably ask for better performers.

Astrotrain had to transform to get his locomotive back on track.
But not before he caught Gears spying from the bushes smoking some crack.

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Galvatron on Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:36 am

smokin crack get back on the nut sack

Gears smears all the queers has no fears

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Re: Transformers Rap

Post by Sixshot on Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:53 am

Gears is a bit homophobic and gets no love at the gay club.
Meanwhile, Pounce and Wingspan fool the security when they switch ID's.
Ratbat and Ravage just go straight ballistic when they hear no animals are allowed.
And Galvatron gets tossed out for being too loud and firing his laser cannon into the crowd.

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