Weird Insults You've Heard/Received
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Weird Insults You've Heard/Received
Pretty self explanatory-post any bizarre insults you've heard, or been subjected to. I'll start.
About ten years ago I worked in a fruit packing warehouse. I was packing kiwis, when a guy asked me for some labels. I jokingly told him they were three for a (Great British) pound.
Then my agency driver turned to me, pointed and said "You're three for a pound!" Oh how I lold, especially when I saw how proud he was of that "putdown".
About ten years ago I worked in a fruit packing warehouse. I was packing kiwis, when a guy asked me for some labels. I jokingly told him they were three for a (Great British) pound.
Then my agency driver turned to me, pointed and said "You're three for a pound!" Oh how I lold, especially when I saw how proud he was of that "putdown".
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Do ya want the top 10 or so strange insults I've had levelled at me?
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Spread 'em out, keep the thread going
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After sweeping the yards of the guy I worked for, he told me I needed bum fucking with that brush handle cause he'd lost a tenner on the yard before Id swept it and dumped the sweepings down a big hole
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I usually just get called an asshole, dickhead or motherfucker....nothing weird about that though.
...let me think on this one and get back to it
...let me think on this one and get back to it
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i'm usually called dumbass, dickhead, asshole, mother fucker, shit head.. but those are from the wife so they don't count.
I usually come up with some weird insults to call people. I think it's because I spent too much time in the 90s watching Beavis And ButtHead.
Dill hole
Butt munch
Ass wipe etc.. to name a few
Try calling someone a SIPHILIS INFECTED CUM BUBBLE.
You'll get a WTF reaction.
I usually come up with some weird insults to call people. I think it's because I spent too much time in the 90s watching Beavis And ButtHead.
Dill hole
Butt munch
Ass wipe etc.. to name a few
Try calling someone a SIPHILIS INFECTED CUM BUBBLE.
You'll get a WTF reaction.
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The guy that called me "Three for a pound" had a nickname: Bisto. Because the longer he stands the thicker he gets.
Another Bisto classic. I asked a friend to pass me a Heineken. Bisto's response was "I'll give you Heineken! You're Heine-king!"
Another Bisto classic. I asked a friend to pass me a Heineken. Bisto's response was "I'll give you Heineken! You're Heine-king!"
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Shortly after wiping out a building with the corner of a trailer, I was called a son of a bum fucked arab
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after affect of a lesbian orgasm. (is that a bad thing?)
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