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Post by Dark Saviour Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:48 pm

Pretty self explanatory-post any bizarre insults you've heard, or been subjected to. I'll start.

About ten years ago I worked in a fruit packing warehouse. I was packing kiwis, when a guy asked me for some labels. I jokingly told him they were three for a (Great British) pound.
Then my agency driver turned to me, pointed and said "You're three for a pound!" Oh how I lold, especially when I saw how proud he was of that "putdown".
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Post by Dirge Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:50 pm

Do ya want the top 10 or so strange insults I've had levelled at me? hehehe
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Post by Dark Saviour Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:52 pm

Spread 'em out, keep the thread going :your turn:
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Post by Dirge Mon Apr 29, 2013 7:55 pm

After sweeping the yards of the guy I worked for, he told me I needed bum fucking with that brush handle cause he'd lost a tenner on the yard before Id swept it and dumped the sweepings down a big hole
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Post by Sixshot Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:11 am

I usually just get called an asshole, dickhead or motherfucker....nothing weird about that though.
Weird Insults You've Heard/Received 39450...let me think on this one and get back to it
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Post by Galvatron Wed May 01, 2013 2:37 am

i'm usually called dumbass, dickhead, asshole, mother fucker, shit head.. but those are from the wife so they don't count.
I usually come up with some weird insults to call people. I think it's because I spent too much time in the 90s watching Beavis And ButtHead.
Dill hole
Butt munch
Ass wipe etc.. to name a few
Try calling someone a SIPHILIS INFECTED CUM BUBBLE.
You'll get a WTF reaction.
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Post by Dark Saviour Thu May 02, 2013 4:26 pm

The guy that called me "Three for a pound" had a nickname: Bisto. Because the longer he stands the thicker he gets.

Another Bisto classic. I asked a friend to pass me a Heineken. Bisto's response was "I'll give you Heineken! You're Heine-king!"
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Post by Dirge Fri May 03, 2013 5:35 pm

Shortly after wiping out a building with the corner of a trailer, I was called a son of a bum fucked arab
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Post by Galvatron Sun May 05, 2013 3:41 pm

after affect of a lesbian orgasm. (is that a bad thing?)
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