Wooly Mammoth Day!
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Wooly Mammoth Day!
by Galvatron Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:48 pm
Every one billion years, September 13 becomes a world wide holiday.
WOOLY MAMMOTH DAY!
Here is how we celebrate this honorable day...
Put your shoes on the wrong feet.
Smoke a fat joint.
Eat a whole bag of Oreo cookies.
Slap a weasle
Get (or give) oral.
Play a Chicago record backwards
Shove a light bulb up your neighbors ass
Staple your nostrils shut
Pretend to go on an airplane while sitting on your couch
and say to everybody HAPPY WOOLY MAMMOTH DAY!
WOOLY MAMMOTH DAY!
Here is how we celebrate this honorable day...
Put your shoes on the wrong feet.
Smoke a fat joint.
Eat a whole bag of Oreo cookies.
Slap a weasle
Get (or give) oral.
Play a Chicago record backwards
Shove a light bulb up your neighbors ass
Staple your nostrils shut
Pretend to go on an airplane while sitting on your couch
and say to everybody HAPPY WOOLY MAMMOTH DAY!
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Re: Wooly Mammoth Day!
by Sixshot Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:49 am
I had most of that covered before I drank my coffee this morning. ;)
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Re: Wooly Mammoth Day!
by Sixshot Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:18 am
Rumble wrote:This is the BEST WOOLY MAMMOTH DAY EVER!
Tell me about it! I actually killed one today with a slingshot.
Missed with the bow & arrow, so what 'cha gonna' do?
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Re: Wooly Mammoth Day!
by Rumble Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:10 pm
We got free range Mammoth burgers this year, made all the difference.
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Re: Wooly Mammoth Day!
by Galvatron Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:23 am
you know this thread caused me to buy the Flintstones season 1 dvd box set
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Re: Wooly Mammoth Day!
by Rumble Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:35 pm
You brought it because of Wilma.
We all know....
We all know....
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Re: Wooly Mammoth Day!
by Sixshot Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:19 pm
Betty was the real hotty! She was always mad at Barney too, would have been so easy to get in those cavegirl panties of hers. lmao
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Re: Wooly Mammoth Day!
by Galvatron Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:42 am
i always waited for wilma to bend over in her tiny white dress.
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