Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

by Dirge Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:26 pm

#100:- tried to join the mafia.

by **Sixshot** Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:31 am

#101: Came back from the dead! Welcome back buddy. And 101 things Dirge did while he was dead - Page 5 992977

for surviving this thread. 101 things Dirge did while he was dead - Page 5 42017

I think it was the funniest, most brutal 101 thread we've ever had on the Lair. 101 things Dirge did while he was dead - Page 5 255539

by **Galvatron** Sat Dec 22, 2012 1:42 am

definatly one of the best 101's so far!!! Why stop now?.....

#102 caused more chaos dead than alive.

by **Sixshot** Sun Dec 23, 2012 1:02 pm

#103: Became known as the UK Face Eater after he mistook bath salts for his daily medication.

by Dirge Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:02 pm

#104:- licked a carpet for half a day and still didn't feel like a lesbian.

by **Sixshot** Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:58 pm

Dirge wrote:#104:- licked a carpet for half a day and still didn't feel like a lesbian.

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#105: Rolled over every night.

by Dirge Thu Dec 27, 2012 12:57 am

#106:- got kicked outta bed for farting

by **Sixshot** Fri Dec 28, 2012 12:53 am

#107: Became a dog catcher. Because too many were getting to heaven.

by **Galvatron** Fri Dec 28, 2012 3:58 am

Dirge wrote:#104:- licked a carpet for half a day and still didn't feel like a lesbian.

:lol!:

#108 scientifically tested cats to see exactly how many lives they really do have. Then learned their secret

by **Sixshot** Sat Dec 29, 2012 1:54 pm

#109: sent in his goat kicking, formalgahyde story to the television show: "100 Strange Ways to Die." Got mad when he watched the episode and the studio audience was cheering for the goat. 101 things Dirge did while he was dead - Page 5 42017

by **Galvatron** Sun Dec 30, 2012 12:10 am

#110 was scared half to death.... twice.

by Dirge Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:59 pm

Sixshot wrote:#109: sent in his goat kicking, formalgahyde story to the television show: "100 Strange Ways to Die." Got mad when he watched the episode and the studio audience was cheering for the goat.

Fook off Sixshot. fuQ

#111:- learned to swim without a rubber ring and armbands.

by **Sixshot** Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:11 pm

#112: Won the lottery but forgot to sign the ticket.

by **Galvatron** Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:34 pm

113

almost regrets what he was doing to the sheep that made it kick him.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:00 pm

114# Had a relationship with a worm and they got married, had kids until they were eaten by birds!

by **Sixshot** Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:35 pm

#115: Raised hell at all the stray cats that used his gravesite as a litter box. 101 things Dirge did while he was dead - Page 5 42017

by **Ramjet** Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:33 am

#116 Farted with such force, he thought someone kicked him out of the bed.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:10 pm

117# Solved the problem of Earth's food problems but kept it to himself!

by **Sixshot** Sat Jan 12, 2013 4:18 am

#118: Never paid the bill for the tuxedo he was buried in.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:40 pm

119# Dig tunnels under the surface, so that be can have his own Ground bridge network when he comes back to life!

by **Sixshot** Sat Jan 12, 2013 4:03 pm

#120: Tried fitting in with the rest of the zombies but he runs too fast.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:51 pm

121# Found away to come back to life but thought "Its better I'm dead because no one can bug me!"

by **Sixshot** Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:34 pm

#122: Haunted the sheep that kicked him in his implants.

by **SuperOmegaPrime** Sun Jan 13, 2013 5:03 pm

123# Went to Swindle's Casino to try and win a second chance at life but instead all he got was 999999.9 years of slave labour to Swindle's house for fembots to visit!

by **Sixshot** Sun Jan 13, 2013 5:24 pm

#124: Had to haunt the back alley since his building was condemned and torn down.

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