101 things Dirge did while he was dead
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#125 won 3rd place for best "ghost" costume at the halloween festival
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#126: hung around the slaughterhouse and fu*cked every spirit goat he seen.
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127# Deleted All of the Decpticons Facebook and Twitter accounts and then he made a facebook page branding Optimus prime and Megatron terrorists
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#128: Said, "Bloody Mary" 3x's in front of a mirror but then flipped the light on and didn't see shit.
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131# Learn to do the moonwalk dance from Michael Jackson!
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#132: Convinced Bin Laden he was a suicide bomber so he could get the 21 virgins....as promised.
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133# Took over the Terrorist afterlife network!
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136# Haunted Barbie for a few days to give her nightmares about Ken really being Dirge in disguise!
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#137: Stole all the new panties from Elita One, Firestar, Chromia, Moonracer and Arcees panty drawers.
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138# Got a part of a ghost in Lord of the Rings Return of the King, but his scene got replaced by some other ghost who pretend to the leader, thus Dirge didn't even get a mention in any of the credits!
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#139: Taught the sheepdog to lick his balls when he wasn't chasing sheep.
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140# chased sheep to kill time but the sheep ended up chasing him instead!
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sheep chasing Dirge?! Talk about role change.
#141 Dirge wasn't really dead. He only went to bed. He couldn't go to sleep. So he started counting sheep. He got too excited and didn't want to quit. He counted for a few months then got up to take a shit. Then he walked by his computer and sat in his chair. Then he signed in and started post whoring in the Lair. Now he comes and goes whenever he pleases. But I think the sheep gave him a bad case of fleases.
#141 Dirge wasn't really dead. He only went to bed. He couldn't go to sleep. So he started counting sheep. He got too excited and didn't want to quit. He counted for a few months then got up to take a shit. Then he walked by his computer and sat in his chair. Then he signed in and started post whoring in the Lair. Now he comes and goes whenever he pleases. But I think the sheep gave him a bad case of fleases.
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142# Takes the sheep to a slaughter house and makes a profit but sadly due to the fact he was dead, the money went to Swindle who locked it away in his Swiss cybertron bank account for a rainy day!
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Galvatron wrote:#141 Dirge wasn't really dead. He only went to bed. He couldn't go to sleep. So he started counting sheep. He got too excited and didn't want to quit. He counted for a few months then got up to take a shit. Then he walked by his computer and sat in his chair. Then he signed in and started post whoring in the Lair. Now he comes and goes whenever he pleases. But I think the sheep gave him a bad case of fleases.
Fucking Brilliant! You were repped accordingly!
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#143: Became a coffin maker, put one on layaway but couldn't ever pay it off, so he changed his mind on being dead and stayed alive.
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Sixshot wrote:Fucking Brilliant! You were repped accordingly!
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145# Tossed the ghostbuster ones out the nearest hole and then made Voodoo dolls of the Autobots
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146# Decided to invest in more Britains farm toys rather than bras.
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Roar wrote:146# Decided to invest in more Britains farm toys rather than bras.
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#147: Altered mating season for 17 different species of wildlife. And not in a good way either.
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