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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun May 19, 2013 8:57 pm

271# Got totally screwed, it took an ironing board and iron to flatten him out straight again! hehehe

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Post by Detective Barricade on Sun May 19, 2013 11:54 pm

#272 - Got confused for a pig by some avian creatures with serious temper issues.

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Mon May 20, 2013 12:21 am

273# Got hired to be a pigcop by aliens, only to end up with a RPG rocket going into his chest from Duke Nukem#s launcher! hehehe

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Mon May 20, 2013 4:00 pm

#274:- Kicked Chuck Norris in the head

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Mon May 20, 2013 7:05 pm

275# Throw Chuck Norris into the nearest recycling bin with a label that says "Return to sender, faulty goods!" hehehe

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Post by Detective Barricade on Mon May 20, 2013 7:24 pm

#276 - Got completely and utterly destroyed by Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris offered a round two, Dirge promptly sprung an oil leak in fear.

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Mon May 20, 2013 8:12 pm

#277:- Hired the A team to protect him against Chuck norris

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Mon May 20, 2013 10:30 pm

278# Watched as a all out war broke out between the A-team and Chuck, as he watched he ate this: :pop:

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Tue May 21, 2013 8:05 am

#279:- Had Murdock fly him out of the danger zone, then remembered he turned into a jet doh

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Tue May 21, 2013 11:48 am

280# Got caught in a blizzard and ended in the middle of a fight between rock giants, Dirge's face was never the same again because it was pressed in between the two giants fists!

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Tue May 21, 2013 9:37 pm

#281:- asked Galvatron to try and punch his face straight

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Tue May 21, 2013 11:11 pm

282# Went to a torturer chamber to get his face fixed because Galvatron refused to aid him quote "I've got better things to do tonight than mess around with a moron's face!" Afterwards Dirge tried to get a job with Microsoft and their X-box one, on the first day found out, it meant he had to be taken apart, thus he made a run for it!

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Galvatron on Tue May 21, 2013 11:54 pm

#283 invented the worlds' best dildo for fembots

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Wed May 22, 2013 1:52 am

284# Got forced to invent a male version of the dildo so they could do it and create the ultimate dildo!

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Galvatron on Wed May 22, 2013 4:15 am

#285 became the nanny of 685 baby dildos.

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Wed May 22, 2013 11:18 am

286# Misplaced all of those babies and blamed it on Scourge, because he couldn't produce enough clones of himself!

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Thu May 23, 2013 12:01 pm

#287:- Wondered how much other stuff I crammed into 12 months of being dead

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu May 23, 2013 6:37 pm

288# Found death to have next to no sense of time, yet when Dirge tried to spend his get a life voucher, he found it was invalid because it had expired, fifty deaths ago!

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Post by Galvatron on Fri May 24, 2013 12:42 am

#289 became a profesional solitaire player

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri May 24, 2013 1:06 am

290# Tried to become an Avenger, but got classed as a minor super villain instead!

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Tue May 28, 2013 8:53 pm

#291:- Took his pet pigbot to a slaughterhouse

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Tue May 28, 2013 9:05 pm

292# Ended up on the slaughter row because the slaughter house been taken over by a pigbot rebellion!

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Post by Dirge on Thu May 30, 2013 6:38 pm

#293:- Murdered the owner of Hasbro in cold oil because he never gets any toy love

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu May 30, 2013 11:44 pm

294# Built a model railway and then rode it into the nine hells and got a job as a train driver, ferrying the souls of the dammed and not so dammed, into the hells, his quote "Everyone has a one way ticket, no exceptions!" hehehe

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:07 am

#295:- Took a wrong turn on his train and ended up in heaven by mistake

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