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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:26 am

296# Found out he had a rival train company, that went by the name of: "Heaven or bust!"

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:25 pm

#297:- Challenged Iron Man to a wrestling match

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Galvatron on Sat Jun 08, 2013 12:42 am

#298 Used his left hand for the first time.

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:18 pm

299# Put together an team that he called the Deadvengers!

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:08 pm

#300:- Threw the Deadvengers into battle against Chuck Norris and Mr T

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Jun 09, 2013 9:19 pm

301# Never saw his minions again because they re-branded themselves as the Avengers but got creamed on their first and only outing!

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Galvatron on Tue Jun 11, 2013 4:34 am

#302 shagged 101+ celebrities

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:23 pm

303# Wrote a book about how to please each of those celebrities under the covers, he called it "Under the covers, by JRR Dirge!" hehehe

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Detective Barricade on Sun Jun 23, 2013 3:25 am

#304 - Became known as Dirge: International dead guy of mystery.

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:20 pm

305# Got lost when he took a wrong turn at Albukoikee and never was found again

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:17 pm

#306:- Realised that it meant war

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:41 pm

307# Let loose the hounds of hell, only to find that the hounds of hell were really just pussy-cats that liked playing with balls of wool!

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:19 pm

#308:- Shot the hounds of hell

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:37 pm

309# Got pissed upon by the dumbest of the hounds before being flattened by a four hundred foot tall dog with three heads!

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Sat Jun 29, 2013 3:14 pm

#310:- Caused a huge inferno in the kitchen, while trying to make a cheese sammich

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:41 pm

311# Found out later, the kitchen belonged in hell and New York, thus Hell's kitchen was born in the mortal world!

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Sun Jun 30, 2013 10:44 am

#312:- Ended up tied to a lamp post without his armour on

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Jun 30, 2013 9:48 pm

313# While tied to the lamp post he realised that he been drinking unleaded Energon instead of Diesel Energon, thus he got rather high and had a major hang over to go with his Cheese sandwich!

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:19 pm

#314:- Got eaten by a passing Dinobot

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Sixshot on Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:52 pm

#315: Was passed by a passing dinobot and then collected by a fossil turd collector.

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Post by Dirge on Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:13 pm

#316:- sold himself as a fossil on ebay

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:56 pm

317# woke up in dinobot poo

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Post by Dirge on Fri Jul 05, 2013 5:46 pm

#318:- Empowered himself with the mighty powers of a sumo wrestler

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Jul 05, 2013 10:34 pm

319# tried to get a hit album but it flopped

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Fri Dec 06, 2013 6:09 pm

#320:- created the very first turd on legs

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