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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Galvatron on Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:30 am

#75 tried to make a game called Clitheroe in the style of Guitar Hero

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Sixshot on Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:31 am

#76: Stole flowers from his gravesite and gave them to his new girlfriend.

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:35 pm

Fook off Sixshot ... hehehe

#77:- Went to a fancy dress party dressed as the Loch Ness Monsterbot

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Galvatron on Thu Dec 13, 2012 2:08 am

#78 went to his own funeral and gave a very touching eulogy to himself.

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:09 pm

#79:- Swam the atlantic for the sake of a £1 bet

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Sixshot on Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:07 am

#80: Got eaten by Sharks in the Atlantic but nobody believed he was dead.

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Galvatron on Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:07 am

Sixshot wrote:#80: Got eaten by Sharks in the Atlantic but nobody believed he was dead.

that got you a point!! I would give you more if it would let me.



#81 walked around Lancashire wearing nothing but a banana hammock

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Fri Dec 14, 2012 5:54 pm

#82:- told everyone that he knew the location of spongebobs hideout

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:31 pm

Double post but fook it

#83:- Hired Skyblade to kill Galvatron. hehehe

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Galvatron on Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:29 am

#84 had his cone-head examined and was admitted to the mental institution for study

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Sixshot on Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:06 pm

#85: Switched coffins with the dead guy next to him.

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Galvatron on Sun Dec 16, 2012 5:35 pm

#86 Partied with Elvis and 2pac and Jesus

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Sixshot on Sun Dec 16, 2012 10:54 pm

#87: Spray painted his automobile black and then hung curtains inside the windows. Followed by buying a license plate that says "RIP"

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Sun Dec 16, 2012 11:43 pm

#88:- learned how to stunt drive the hearse with his coffin in it

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Sixshot on Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:08 am

#89: Parked in the handicap lane everyday.

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:38 pm

#90:- after getting a ticket for parking in the disabled spot, tried to tell the attendant that he was dead which counts as a disability.

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Sixshot on Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:06 pm

#91: Changed his will.

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"However I don't mind rap that degrades Minicons." -Dai Atlas
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"You forgot to mention the dead guy that keeps on whoreing!!!!!!" -Dirge
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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Tue Dec 18, 2012 6:34 pm

#92:- bombed the shit out of Tesco for their failure to have pineapple juice

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Sixshot on Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:55 pm

#93: Got restraining orders served to him at all the places he attempted to "haunt".

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Galvatron on Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:59 am

#94 tested a variety of coffins for the best comfort

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:28 pm

#95:- got kicked out of the school for ghosts on account of still being alive.

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Galvatron on Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:30 am

#96 fooled the Ghostbusters

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Dirge on Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:55 pm

#97:- lurked in the shadows acting shifty.

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Galvatron on Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:11 am

#98 searched inside the matrix for answers to the meaning of life

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Re: 101 things Dirge did while he was dead

Post by Ramjet on Fri Dec 21, 2012 7:01 am

#99 ate brains

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