Post Ranks

When Dirge and I set up the Lair a few years ago, we made a post Ranking list. Here is the list....

posts RANK


0 Mini Con

100 Cybertronian

150 Loyal Teamate

200 Gladiator Champion

250 Deluxe

300 Voyager

350 Communication Intelligence

400 Victorious Warrior

450 Guardian Robot

500 City Commander

1000 POST WHORE

5000 SUPER POST WHORE


I know most of us have a special named rank but I think it's time to update this list to some different rank names.

Post your ideas for some names and the admin team will get together (sooner or later) to reformat the rank list.... eventually

I'd have to stir over this for a while. I'm curious as to what others think would "fit" the Lair as well.

One of the higher ones (but below the whore ranks) could be seeker. As in attention seeker.

Dezaras Prime wrote:One of the higher ones (but below the whore ranks) could be seeker. As in attention seeker.

I like "Attention Seeker".. That's great!

Doesn't get any better than "Attention Seeker" but Dez got me thinking...

"Energon Harvester". Of course for lower level ranks. And is pretty self explanatory. Also known as "crumb snatcher" in the hood.

"Cassette Messenger". Again, lower level ranks. Self explanatory and befitting of Decepticons status. Also refers to that person that remembers everything and tells on everyone.

"Spacebridge Operator". For one of Megatron/Galvatrons more loyal servants. Or someone that's just "out there" mentally.

"Quintesson Negotiations". Upper Tier. One of Galvatrons most trusted servants. We all know he's too insane to deal with them. Also someone that tries to keep the peace.

YIKES!!!!!!!! Am I an attention (conehead) seeker?

Yes.

...anyone else have any suggestions on post rank titles?

here is what i got so far...... willing to add any changes.... just trying to brainstorm but then i blacked out from thinking too hard...

0-99 Mini Con
100-149 Lair Janitor
150-199 Lair Chef
200-149 Lair Door Bouncer
250-299 Lair Bartender
300-349 Attention Seeker
350-399 Energon Harvester
400-449 Cassette Messenger
450-499 Spacebridge Operator
500-999 Quintesson Negotiator
1000-4999 POST WHORE
5000 SUPER SLUTTY POST WHORE

Galvatron wrote:here is what i got so far...... willing to add any changes.... just trying to brainstorm but then i blacked out from thinking too hard...

0-99 Mini Con
100-149 Lair Janitor
150-199 Lair Chef
200-149 Lair Door Bouncer
250-299 Lair Bartender
300-349 Attention Seeker
350-399 Energon Harvester
400-449 Cassette Messenger
450-499 Spacebridge Operator
500-999 Quintesson Negotiator
1000-4999 POST WHORE
5000 SUPER SLUTTY POST WHORE

the only other one I could come up with that might have any relevance is, "Multi-Media Spy". But even that's a stretch. Nothing's set in stone yet, fellow Lair members, we'd love to hear your suggestions!

I suck at this, but how about something like:

mini-spy
micromaster
legends class
Deluxe
Voyager
Leader

or something like that.

Galvatron wrote:here is what i got so far...... willing to add any changes.... just trying to brainstorm but then i blacked out from thinking too hard...

0-99 Mini Con
100-149 Lair Janitor
150-199 Lair Chef
200-149 Lair Door Bouncer
250-299 Lair Bartender
300-349 Attention Seeker
350-399 Energon Harvester
400-449 Cassette Messenger
450-499 Spacebridge Operator
500-999 Quintesson Negotiator
1000-4999 POST WHORE
5000 SUPER SLUTTY POST WHORE

I like Asylum Inductee. Because you'd have to be crazier than a shithouse rat to sign up here in the first place. But we love all our members for who they are, and that's what's important.

i'm liking these ideas. Keep 'em cummin

Damn. Real life has been nothing but drama here lately and has hindered my creative thinking here lately, but....

Here's a couple "on the fly" Transformers related offerings:

Decepticiple (Decepticon Disciple)
Carbombya Conartist (as all used car salesman are)

And a couple non-Transformers ones (I wouldn't suggest using these, though and prefer to keep the rank titles TF-related). Just thought these were "Lair appropriate". And maybe worth a laugh.

Bad Samaritan
Corner Store Whore

Any updates on renaming or reorganizing the Post Ranks, Galvy? Until then I have a few more submissions you might want to ponder over:

Hive Headhunter (I like this one)
Tornadrons Tormentor (rather appropriate for Galvatrons era)

I was thinking of some love for the people on the show. Let's face it, being Transformers people isn't nearly as boss as being a 'Bot, but they had flair for being flesh beings. Lower ranks could start out as human character names, then gravitate upwards towards human/robot pairings then evolving into pure robot forms.

Daniel
Spike
Sparkplug
Wheelie
Targetmaster
Headmaster
Pretender.....

etc.

i like Hive Headmaster but i'm afraid of using names like Wheelie and Daniel might scare away new members LOL

Galvatron wrote:i like Hive Headmaster but i'm afraid of using names like Wheelie and Daniel might scare away new members LOL

I look forward to the changes and whatever you decide to set up, 'bro!

....any updates on this, Master Galvatron? This change probably has me the most excited for the Lair when it goes into affect. Will affect our entire userbase, too, or all those without custom ranks. Would love to see it happen!

been busy with "life stuff". I'll try to get up and running soon

Awesome! If you need help getting a list together out of the nominations mentioned in this thread, just let me know! I'd be glad to help!

i'll keep that in mind. I'll send ya text if necessary.

Galvatron wrote:here is what i got so far...... willing to add any changes.... just trying to brainstorm but then i blacked out from thinking too hard...

0-99 Mini Con
100-149 Lair Janitor
150-199 Lair Chef
200-149 Lair Door Bouncer
250-299 Lair Bartender
300-349 Attention Seeker
350-399 Energon Harvester
400-449 Cassette Messenger
450-499 Spacebridge Operator
500-999 Quintesson Negotiator
1000-4999 POST WHORE
5000 SUPER SLUTTY POST WHORE

To keep the ball rolling, I'm going to elaborate on what you've got going and tossing in a few odds and ends...I hope everyone likes what I've put together so far. Is so, maybe these can be set in place?

0-99: Asylum Inductee
100-199: Defiant Disciple
200-299: Energon Harvester
300-399: Cassette Messenger
400-499: Carbon Cloner
500-599: Attention Seeker
600-699: Carbombya Conartist
700-799: Spacebridge Operator
800-899: Quintesson Negotiator
900-999: Hive Headhunter
1000-1099: Tornadrons Tormentor
1100-1199: Cybertrons Commanding Officer
1200+: Post Whore (or custom rank of users choosing)

Here is the new post rank list....
0-99 Asylum Inductee
100-149 Mini Con
150-199 Legends Class
200-149 Hive Headhunter
250-299 Corner Store Whore
300-349 Attention Seeker
350-399 Energon Harvester
400-449 Cassette Messenger
450-499 Spacebridge Operator
500-999 Quintesson Negotiator
1000-4999 POST WHORE
5000 SUPER SLUTTY SKANKY POST WHORE

Thank you all who contributed.

Look at my post rank