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101 things Dark Saviour has done to make the News!

Post by Sixshot on Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:36 pm

#1: Held up a Cybertronian 7-11 and stole all the energon bars.


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Re: 101 things Dark Saviour has done to make the News!

Post by Galvatron on Sun Jan 13, 2013 12:17 am

#2 Pretended to be the Terminator searching for Sarah Connor

(this is going to be a fun one)

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Post by Sixshot on Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:28 pm

#3: Shot down one of the Apaches during the Osama Bin Laden raid. Accident my ass....

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Post by Galvatron on Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:08 am

#4 smuggled drugs across the Mexican border. TO MEXICO???

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Post by Ramjet on Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:18 am

#5 Traveled to the US and left a steamer on the White House lawn.

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Post by Galvatron on Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:17 am

that one got you repped RJ

#6 made the London bridges fall down.... again.

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Post by Sixshot on Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:09 pm

#7: Found President Barak Obamas birth certificate and released it to the press.

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Re: 101 things Dark Saviour has done to make the News!

Post by Galvatron on Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:49 am

#8 found proof that Obama is the evil power only 2nd to the Decepticons

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Re: 101 things Dark Saviour has done to make the News!

Post by Sixshot on Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:08 am

#9: Led all the members of Congress to the fiscal cliff and then made them jump off one-by-one.

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Re: 101 things Dark Saviour has done to make the News!

Post by Galvatron on Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:51 am

#10 The FBI and police in the New York City area have arrested "Papa Smurf," "Uncle Sonny," "Dezaras Prime" and nearly 30 other alleged mobsters from three major crime families and charged with running an extortion racket that the government calls "the Waste Disposal Enterprise."

The U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, Optimus Prime, alleged in three interlocking indictments that the defendants, who were arrested in predawn raids in New York and New Jersey, controlled several garbage-hauling businesses in five suburban counties.

"Organized crime still wraps its testicles around industries it has fed off for decades," said Prime, "but law enforcement continues to pry loose its grip. Here, as described in the indictments, organized crime insinuated itself into the waste disposal industry throughout a vast swath of counties in New York and New Jersey, and the tactics they used to exert and maintain their control come right out of the Mafia playbook -- extortion, intimidation, and threats of violence."

FBI Assistant Director-in-Charge Ultra Magnus said that "the indictments show the ongoing threat posed by mob families and their criminal associates. In addition to the violence that often accompanies their schemes, the economic impact amounts to a mob tax on goods and services. The arrests – the culmination of a long and thorough investigation – also show the ongoing determination of the FBI to diminishing the influence of Decepticons."

According to the indictments, members of Galvatron's Lair avoided any official connection to the waste disposal business because they were banned from the industry or unlikely to be licensed.

Charges against the alleged mobsters include racketeering, sextortion, mail and wire fraud, and conspiracy to transport stolen energon.

One of those arrested, Dezarus Prime, recently retired as a trooper from the Cybertron city of Kaon. He also was a loyal servant to Sean Bean.

Dezarus is believed to have committed the acts while he was still a Kaon trooper. He is charged with sextortion.

A key defendant is Wreck-Gar, who is alleged to have owned or controlled a number of waste disposal industries for over 30 years.

"Dezarus Prime extorted the proceeds of those businesses from the Controlled Owners , directed and participated in the theft and intergalactic transportation of property associated with those businesses" and met with other members of the criminal enterprise, the government alleged. One form of meeting, says the government, was the classic mob "sitdown," where members with conflicting claims would determine who could have an ownership interest in a particular company.

The defendants allegedly used some of the named owners, dubbed "controlled owners" of the businesses, to guarantee debts owed to the business. They also extended loans at extortionate rates, and according to the government, stole trucks, and stole waste containers from competing companies.

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Post by Dark Saviour on Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:21 pm

That is fucking genius, especiall the Sean Bean reference!
Well played.

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Post by Sixshot on Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:41 pm

Bravo, Sir Galvatron! Fucking Bravo!

You were repped accordingly. And I'll never look at my garbage collectors the same way again.

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Re: 101 things Dark Saviour has done to make the News!

Post by Galvatron on Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:16 am

Sixshot wrote:You were repped accordingly

now i'm -3





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Re: 101 things Dark Saviour has done to make the News!

Post by Sixshot on Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:02 am

Galvatron wrote:
Sixshot wrote:You were repped accordingly

now i'm -3


Hey, that's a step up from what you were.

#11: Slipped Prince Harry some roofiezz and convinced him it was ok to smoke cannabis and get naked in front of the paparazzi.

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Post by Dark Saviour on Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:35 am

Well it is.

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Post by Galvatron on Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:46 am

now convince the Princess to do the same thing.


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Post by Sixshot on Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:34 am

#12: Put a hit out on Lance Armstrong for owing him steroid money. Even threatened to take Lances other nut if he didn't pay up.

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Post by Galvatron on Sat Jan 19, 2013 4:10 am

that's a good one Six-r.

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Post by Sixshot on Sat Jan 19, 2013 8:17 pm

#13: Installed toll booths at all the hidden underground tunnels the Mexicans use for drug cartels and later expanded his business to Pakistan and started charging the Taliban in their tunnels as well.

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Post by Galvatron on Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:43 am

#14 stole ruby chrystals of burma and destroyed Sherman dam

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Post by Sixshot on Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:24 pm

#15: Fired off his AK-47 at President Obamas inauguration speech this past Monday.

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Post by Galvatron on Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:37 am

#16: A Cybertronian was arrested after Oregon State Police pulled him over and seized more than 12 pounds of crystalized methegon on Thursday morning on Interstate 5 near Ashland.



At around 8:40 a.m., an Oregon State trooper stopped a 2006 Nissan Altima with California license plates going northbound on Interstate 5 near milepost 5 for speeding. The car contained a single Cybertronian identified as Desaras Prime, from Kaon Cybertron.



After further investigation, the trooper seized about 12.5 pounds of crystalized methegon with an estimated value of $190,000 in the vehicle.



Desaras was arrested without incident and taken to the Jackson County Jail on charges of unlawful manufacture, possession and distribution of a controlled substance – crystalized methegon. His excuse "I'm going to Galvatron's neighbor's house"

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Post by Sixshot on Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:02 pm

Galvatron wrote:His excuse "I'm going to Galvatron's neighbor's house"

That's just what Galvatron told him to say if he got caught! We ALL know what's really up~!

#17: Had a nationally televised telethon where he raised money for the rust plague by having a threesome with Casey Anthony and Jodi Arias. All filmed from prison of course.

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Post by Galvatron on Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:53 pm

#18 took the band TOOL to court and tried to sue for copywrites to the song "Prison Sex"

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Post by Sixshot on Mon Jan 28, 2013 11:48 pm

#19: hosted his own "special edition" episode of Unsolved Mysteries until the camera panned offscreen and shown Ultra Magnus dead alongside Robert Stack. He was later arrested but managed to pin the murders on Overlord and afterwards took control of the Destron forces.

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