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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Mar 01, 2013 9:39 pm

50# Sat on the wall next to Humpty Dumpty, until he stretched his limbs and caused Dumpty to fall, but he didn't fall alone, he took Dez down with him, thus began the feud between Dez and the eggs!

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Post by Dark Saviour on Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:10 pm

I like eggs. But they fear me...

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:20 pm

51# rows a boat, but not gently down the steam, he does it violently instead, leaving anyone on the shore covered in water, plants and ducks!

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Post by Galvatron on Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:22 am

#52 won the POONTANG PIE eating contest.

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Re: 101 things Dark Saviour has done to make the News!

Post by Sixshot on Sat Mar 02, 2013 4:13 am

#53: Shot this video from his mobile base and then traded DVD's to horny humans in exchange for energon.


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Post by Galvatron on Sat Mar 02, 2013 4:15 am

I bought the uncensored copy for ummmm errr my pet human

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Re: 101 things Dark Saviour has done to make the News!

Post by Galvatron on Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:54 pm

#54 invented Global Freezing

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:22 am

55# becomes the successor to the new Pope

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Re: 101 things Dark Saviour has done to make the News!

Post by Sixshot on Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:03 am

Scanned a Russian bus as an alt. mode and then deemed himself, "The Punisher!"


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Re: 101 things Dark Saviour has done to make the News!

Post by Galvatron on Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:14 am

Dez, you injured a lot of Autobots that day.

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LONDON (Reuters) - Archaeologists said on Friday they had found a graveyard during excavations for a rail project in London which might hold the remains of some 50,000 people killed by the "Dezaras" plague more than 650 years ago.

Thirteen skeletons laid out in two neat rows were discovered 2.5 metres (8 feet) below the road in Dezaras Prime's back yard in central London by researchers working on the 16 billion pound Crossrail project.

Historical records had indicated the area, described as a "no man's land", had once housed a hastily established cemetery for victims of the Dezaras plague which killed about the third of England's population following its outbreak in 1348.

"At this early stage, the depth of burials, the pottery found with the skeletons and the way the skeletons have been set out, all point towards this being part of the 14th century emergency burial ground," said Jay Carver, Crossrail's lead archaeologist.

Limited records suggest up to 50,000 victims were buried in less than three years in the Farringdon cemetery as the plague ravaged the capital.

The archaeologists hope that the skeletons, which have been taken away for scientific tests, will shed light on the DNA signature of the plague and confirm the burial dates.

The cemetery find could be the second significant medieval discovery in England recently, after archaeologists confirmed last month they had discovered the remains of King Richard III, who died in battle in 1485, under Dezaras Prime's car garage in central England.

Building works for Crossrail, a new railway link under central London and Europe's largest infrastructure project, have already uncovered skeletons from more than 300 burials in Dezaras Prime's front yard as well.

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Re: 101 things Dark Saviour has done to make the News!

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:01 am

Galvy, that feels more as if it should be in the mysteries DB solved thread than what Dez has done!

58# Built a golden statue of himself, only for it to be nicked and melted down for its scrap value!

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Post by Galvatron on Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:12 am

yeah it could be adjusted to fit in DB's thread as well. But I try to find real stories to put here and alter them to make them related to Dez. So I thought it was more fitting to put it here.

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Post by Sixshot on Sun Mar 17, 2013 5:44 pm

Made an error setting the coordinates for the Decepticon Spacebridge and got caught on film by the fleshcreatures!


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Post by Galvatron on Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:37 pm

dam that's trippy shit right there

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:47 pm

60# Reveals himself to be China's new leader!

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Re: 101 things Dark Saviour has done to make the News!

Post by Galvatron on Wed Mar 20, 2013 2:43 am

#61 ran from one UK coast to the other, then back again. And along the way created a lot of today's popular trends. For instance the time he was running and wanted a cold beer but didn't want to hold a cold can in his hands, so he taped it to his hat and used a straw, thus creating the infamous beer hat.

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:53 pm

62# Ran from the most northern point of the Americas to the most southern point, then back again, three times over before deciding to do that with the west to east points! Along the way, he created havoc, by upturning every garden gnome in his path!

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Re: 101 things Dark Saviour has done to make the News!

Post by Galvatron on Tue Jun 11, 2013 4:33 am

#63 scared Dirge half to death twice.

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:24 pm

64# Replaced Predaking's spark with his own so that he could be in transformers prime!

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