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Post by Sixshot Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:30 am

Here are the official statistics from Feb. 2013 (min. 100 posts):

Galvatron: 758
Sixshot: 554
SuperOmegaPrime: 553
Dezaras Prime: 425

Hon-Whore-Able Mention (Closet Slut Award):
Sinna Stormheart: 84

I'm going to go ahead and call the race as we only have a few hours left before March 1st rolls around and the forum statistics slate is wiped clean. There's no way to retrieve the stats (other than manually) once that happens. Better luck catching me next month, SOP! You dirty slut you..
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Master Galvatron wins the Golden Whore Award again this month as he obliterated the competition winning by a landslide margin (225+ posts) over his nearest competitor. Congrats, you dirty little whore! You earned it! I'll crawl my purple and teal metallic ass out of your thrown and leave you to fix the porn remote, vibration controls and try to get out the distinct scent of wolf urine I left behind!

February might have been a short month, having only 28 days, but the accomplishments and growth this forum seen over this month was nothing short of breathtaking! We shattered a record (going back the last 12 months), in the total number of posts made by all forum members: 2,587 edging out Dec. 2012's total of 2,474 when we had more members active and posting that decided not to stick around. So I say congrats to all of you for the dedication it took to accomplish that feat! We also had the 2nd busiest month for new topics posted with 52 of those. Only Dec. 2012's "69" new topics posted tops that. So keep the news and entertainment coming. It is the lifeblood of this forum after all.

I'd also like to say Welcome Aboard to our newest member Sinna Stormheart as she was the only new registree this month and almost cracked our February Post Whore list but did get an Hon-Whore-Able mention, so I'd like to congratulate her on that. The requirements for the Hon-Whore-Able Mention Award were also lowered this month. It had previously been 90-99 posts but I decided that was too strict a requirement and left quite a few people out that had "Real Life" get in the way of their forum whoreing...so I decided to lower the requirements to 75 posts or more in a single month. Which would put you 75% of the way towards getting the minimum 100 posts to make the "dishonor" roll. You just missed it this month, Ramjet, having 70 posts...you gotta whore it up next month buddy and WoW us all!


Last edited by Sixshot on Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:12 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : I keep wanting to call this a leap year...only 28 days instad of 29. *facepalms*)
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Post by Galvatron Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:48 am

Galvatron turns his laser cannon into a furniture cleaner and cleans the wolf piss off of his chair. As he sits down, and grabs his TV remote, 2 female drones with big thingies place the crown upon his royal head

Now I feel at home once again!

February Post Whore 4081692689 Everbody! The Lair would be rather boring without you all.

Thanks for the dedicated work you do Sixshot.
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Post by Sixshot Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:42 am

Galvatron wrote:Thanks for the dedicated work you do Sixshot.

It's not work when you're having fun.
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I'm just glad we have the dedicated crew we have now. Makes hanging out here worthwhile!
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Post by Sixshot Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:34 am

Speaking of the CREW...I'd like to congratulate Dezaras Prime for breaking into the TOP 10 POSTERS, ALL TIME on Galvatrons Lair!!! You've edged out Karen (aka: Optimus Prime) 580-576 (10th place) as it stands right now. Congratulations on establishing your legacy on this forum, 'bro! Couldn't have a finer member representing the brand that the Lair stands for!
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Post by Galvatron Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:17 am

It's great having you here Dez!! Welcome to the top 10 whore
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Post by Dark Saviour Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:07 am

Congrats Galvy. Didn't realise I was top 10 already! Not bad, considering I nearly walked.
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Post by Galvatron Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:53 am

perhaps one day you shall wear the crown
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:59 pm

Only one post difference between me and Six, so: :kick:



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Post by Sixshot Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:32 am

SuperOmegaPrime wrote:Only one post difference between me and Six, so: February Post Whore 222664



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Post by Detective Barricade Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:53 am

You want him to World of Warcraft us all? o_O FOR THE HORDE! OR ALLIANCE! FOR THE SWARM-whoops, wrong Blizzard franchise!:p
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Post by Dark Saviour Sun Mar 03, 2013 6:18 am

I do like a bit of MC Bamma.
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Post by Sixshot Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:29 pm

Dezaras Prime wrote:I do like a bit of MC Bamma.

A little bit of derailing here...but if you like that? then you're sure to like this! A Hulk Hogan appearance and a "Do you smell what Obama's cooking" reference by Obama during the presidential race against Republican Mitt Romney.
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Post by Dark Saviour Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:36 pm

Didn't realise I'd plagiarised Mc Bamma...
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Post by Sixshot Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:48 pm

Wow! This thread has been quiet! February Post Whore 2029597711

We are now entering the final week of March, which means you only have 7 more days to get your posting in before all official statistics are tallied up and the March Post Whore awards are given out! This has been a relatively quiet month so far (...we went in like a lamb) but there's still time to change that! Looking ahead, we have 3 members guaranteed to crack the "dishonor" role and 4 more (Dez, DB, Joker and SS) that are at least half-way there! So lets give it a final push, have a great week and go out like a LION...the way March is supposed to end!
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Post by Galvatron Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:23 pm

Life has been getting in my way.
But I'm still around
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:09 pm

I'm around but the Lair has been quiet, winter Hibernation perhaps?
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Post by Sixshot Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:03 pm

Today is the last day to whore it up! Get your posting in fellow Lairinites! Statistics tally along with the March Post Whore awards will take place late this evening.
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Post by Dirge Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:19 pm

Maybe I've won the fuckin wooden spoon this month. hehehe
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:28 pm

Dirge wrote:Maybe I've won the fuckin wooden spoon this month. hehehe

Maybe if you were around a bit more, you might not get the wooden spoon, instead the wooden fork! hehehe
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Post by Sixshot Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:36 pm

Dirge wrote:Maybe I've won the fuckin wooden spoon this month. February Post Whore 42017

Nope, just a wooden keyboard along with a STFU mousepad autographed by SOP. February Post Whore 992977 I'll send it snail mail right now and use plenty of packing peanuts make from powdered cocaine. February Post Whore 255539
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:25 pm

Its autographed by Six, not me, my signing stays clear of such a puny object! February Post Whore 255539
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Post by Galvatron Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:04 pm

I'll give Dirge the wooden spoon alright!!!
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Post by SuperOmegaPrime Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:10 pm

I think you'll need a very big spoon to get through his cone to hit him where it hurts! February Post Whore 255539
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