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made him watch the episode.

He even watched the rare sequel made from toys using stop motion while he was...

Masturbating over the sequel, yet crying at the same time because it wasn't...

A true sequel, so Clunk hung up his tool belt and got a writers belt and tried to write a real sequel until Dick came in, screwed up his work and told him to invent a thingy ma bob that would catch that Pigeon! Clunk gave him a thingy ma bob alright, by......

clamping nipple tassles to Dick's dick.

Dastardly Dick's dick drooped down dangeling.....

And Muttley came back and he snickered at the sight! All the while, Dick's dick was......

dragging on the ground with nipple tassles.

SuperOmegaPrime wanted to take.....

Some pictures but left his camera at home, so Reflector took some shots and they spread across the galaxy like wildfire! Afterwards, Reflector got a job as.....

a poparazitron. He took imbarrassing pictures of....

Starscream on his day off from scheming, it made front page news everywhere across the galaxy accept for one planet named....

Charr. Where it believed that Starscream is....

Straight. Of course we all know that isn't...

False, if he were straight, he wouldn't crash all of the time! The owner of the biggest hit on Charr is none other than Soundwave for his hit single, entitled....

"I Am Not Unchrasimatic", which peaked in the charts at...

Number Zero, surpassing every other single in the chart, which left Soundwave a very wealthy bot until a certain business bot came along with an investment idea, the name of that bot was.....

...Wheeljack who was the only Autobot to have a patent on indestructible tires.
It was a kickstarter project funded mostly by.......

Soundwave's money, or so Soundwave thought, the real money was giving Swindle, gold plating and a silver necklace! Wheeljack's invention only went and...

gone down the toilet.

if at first you don't succeed....

Try, try again and everytime it blew up in his face and one time he came out of a smoking lab, his face plate gone, revealing....

Cyclonus, who'd partnered with Scourge to to develop a cloning facility, where they cloned armadas of sweeps and...

Made pancakes! They gave out all of the pancakes to the most....

Heroic GoBots, who'd returned from a mission...

And their next one was to fight Unicron who was out to devour their home world, sadly, they lacked the....

Skills, intelligence and courage to win the battle. Consequently they had their asses handed to...

Unicron's acid pit, but they gave Unicron....

A good oral seeing to, before they perished. Once that nuisance was taken are of Unicron decided to...