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A really nice guy named Deaths Head.

Deaths head managed to bring Dirge back to life, at which point Dirge .....

asked him if he could become his apprentice, but he said no and quickly reburied Dirge, he was then discovered 50 days later by an Autobot named......

Noahtron, who asked if Dirge could help him build a big boat.

Dirge responded by .....

Drawing up plans for the Ark, however he lost them when a strong cybertron wind walked through town and they ended up on Optimus prime's desk! Noahtron was so mad at Dirge that he.....

Blasted him with a sudden unexplained lightning bolt.

This caused Dirge to ..........

laugh because it gave him an energon boost, Dirge spoke "Try it again, I dare you, no, I triple dare you!" Noahtron then used.....

A dirty big fuckoff Zeus style lightning bolt.

This made Dirge .,....

turn Greek but then he found out, all of his money been used to pay the EU for the county bail out fund! So Dirge went Roman and then he took up his spear and sword and attacked.....

a giant dildo. But the dildo was very slippery and...

it fell over and landed on top of Galvatron, Galvatron yelled at his minions to.....

to remove the dildo from his audio sensors.
But instead of pulling...

He pushed them back into Scourge's body! This caused Scourge to....

know how it feels to be a shish kabob.
They had to remove the dildo with a ....

pair of Nunchaku, which was extremely difficult, but Galvatron decided to cut his losses and recycle that Sweep and he named another Sweep, Scourge! Cyclonus....

Was infuriated about not getting any dildo.

Galvatron was quick to point out that ......

He had no clue what a dildo was, nor cared, so he sent Cyclonus to the planet of junk to.....

have Wreck-Gar make a dildo.
Wreck-Gar said...

"Avengers, Assemble!" Then a bunch of Junk piles came together and formed the Avenger robot, who decided to Avenge.....

The many Deaths of Dirge

Unfortunately, he killed Dirge by accident by way of ....

slicing and dicing, yet Dirge just kept on coming back to life and the Avenger bot kept on killing him over and over again with no quams about it! Hot Rod drove straight into.....

Optimus Primes trailer to hide from the avenger bot.

Unfortunately for Hot-Rod .......

the trailer was completly full of rubber dildos
Dirge swore revenge on the avenger bot so he....

Tried to take on the Avenger and ended up with a spilt personally, one half was extremely aggressive, bold, daring and had no fear, while the other half......

was just normal Dirge.
SOP thought he had a great idea when he..

forgot what it was and then tossed Galvatron down a well for charity, the bottom Galvatron found....