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Post by Detective Barricade on Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:04 pm

So the Realm's having...board issues, (again) and while it's being set up again, some guy sends me some invite.

"Hey, man! Come join the Lair!"

Some time later...well, I'm here, aren't I?

I'll be sure to copy over some of my reviews from the Realm's old site while I still can, including reviews on some third party goodies that should hopefully garner some attention. And maybe see about contributing some of my 'knowledge' and 'insight'.;)

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Post by Sixshot on Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:15 pm

Welcome aboard, 'bro! And I'm just "some guy" now?
Anyways, it's great to have you over here! Be sure to check out all the Lairs subforums and Post Whore it up! Definitely looking to seeing those reviews once again, other members here who aren't members on the Realm will enjoy seeing them for the first time as they're always thorough and an excellent read!

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Post by Galvatron on Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:28 pm

Welcome to the Lair DB. I hope you like it and stick around for a while.

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Post by Detective Barricade on Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:44 pm

So far so good. I do see where some of the caution regarding the humor is vindicated, though... Meh, if I can laugh at the Angry Video Game Nerd, I don't have a problem with it.

Nightscream: Hi everyone! :D

...Please don't mind the 27' tall technorganic bat in the room. She's...quite the social thing.

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Post by Dark Saviour on Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:48 pm

You had to bring her along didn't you!

Joking, welcome aboard.

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Post by Detective Barricade on Sat Mar 02, 2013 6:03 pm

Not just her. A set of 7' tall technorganic twin sisters and their 5' werewolf-like little brother too. It's a complete package deal. T_T :lol!:

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Post by Dark Saviour on Sat Mar 02, 2013 6:06 pm

Ok...

I only brought Air Ratio. Speaking of...

*switch personality, place visor over visor*

Welcome...Mr B...

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:18 pm

Well to the lair DB, please, do have some fun around here! welcome :sweet:

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Post by Galvatron on Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:30 pm

Detective Barricade wrote:7' tall technorganic twin sisters

BRING THE TWIN SISTERS TO MY PERSONAL CHAMBERS

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:34 pm

Galvatron wrote:
Detective Barricade wrote:7' tall technorganic twin sisters

BRING THE TWIN SISTERS TO MY PERSONAL CHAMBERS

You know, one of them, might want to cut you up and give your parts to Swindle to sell? hehehe

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Post by Detective Barricade on Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:37 am

Galvatron wrote:
Detective Barricade wrote:7' tall technorganic twin sisters

BRING THE TWIN SISTERS TO MY PERSONAL CHAMBERS

Sari and Dark: NO!

SuperOmegaPrime wrote:
You know, one of them, might want to cut you up and give your parts to Swindle to sell?

Just one, Rich? You disappoint me. You are unworthy of that Mod stick if you think only one of them would wish to turn Galvatron into much more easily sell-able pieces for the walking black market that is Swindle. They'd both want to carve him up like an Earth turkey! :lol!:

Which reminds me... Galvatron! Your time as '#1 Post whore' ended the moment you allowed SuperOmegaPrime on to your site!

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Post by Sixshot on Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:59 am

Detective Barricade wrote:
SuperOmegaPrime wrote:
You know, one of them, might want to cut you up and give your parts to Swindle to sell?

Just one, Rich? You disappoint me. You are unworthy of that Mod stick if you think only one of them would wish to turn Galvatron into much more easily sell-able pieces for the walking black market that is Swindle. They'd both want to carve him up like an Earth turkey! :lol!:

Which reminds me... Galvatron! Your time as '#1 Post whore' ended the moment you allowed SuperOmegaPrime on to your site!
SOP's mod stick is just a slap ruler at this point, you know the kind made out of flexible material that wraps around your wrist? It's almost akind to those Dollar Store handcuffs you see in the toy dept. that comes with a set of keys, but you don't really need the keys to get out of them? Just razzing you, SOP, don't take anything I say seriously by the way...Oh, and he hasn't been able to catch either one of us (yet) in the Monthly Post Whore race. Though he does put a good fight!

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Post by Detective Barricade on Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:47 am

Sixshot wrote:
Detective Barricade wrote:
SuperOmegaPrime wrote:
You know, one of them, might want to cut you up and give your parts to Swindle to sell?

Just one, Rich? You disappoint me. You are unworthy of that Mod stick if you think only one of them would wish to turn Galvatron into much more easily sell-able pieces for the walking black market that is Swindle. They'd both want to carve him up like an Earth turkey! :lol!:

Which reminds me... Galvatron! Your time as '#1 Post whore' ended the moment you allowed SuperOmegaPrime on to your site!
SOP's mod stick is just a slap ruler at this point, you know the kind made out of flexible material that wraps around your wrist? It's almost akind to those Dollar Store handcuffs you see in the toy dept. that comes with a set of keys, but you don't really need the keys to get out of them? Just razzing you, SOP, don't take anything I say seriously by the way...Oh, and he hasn't been able to catch either one of us (yet) in the Monthly Post Whore race. Though he does put a good fight!

Give it time. But you mean to tell me his Mod stick is just a cheap-ass dollar store KO? Dang... On the Realm, I at least got one that's somewhat threatening...Granted, it's made of foam, but still!

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Post by Galvatron on Sun Mar 03, 2013 5:24 am

we don't have foam sticks but we got foam bricks. called the SHUT THE FUCK UP brick. I get hit with it all the time.
it's available for all to use when necessary. Just look in the emoticon box

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Post by Detective Barricade on Sun Mar 03, 2013 5:44 am

Galvatron wrote:we don't have foam sticks but we got foam bricks. called the SHUT THE FUCK UP brick. I get hit with it all the time.
it's available for all to use when necessary. Just look in the emoticon box

Eh, I'd just prefer to whack people with a god. You'd be surprised how effective the wrath of Primus is.

Sparkplug: Indeed. Ow... *starts rubbing the top of his head between his ears*

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Post by Dark Saviour on Sun Mar 03, 2013 6:10 am

There's a SHUT THE FUCK UP brick?



Ooooh...That'll save me writing a long rant, which would only be deleted...

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Mar 03, 2013 5:48 pm

DB, me and Six are trying to ousted Galvatron of his, how should I say, throne, the moment he falls from number 1 of number of posts is the day the realm gets re-branded as someone else's lair and maybe they'll slap a new paint job on the site to boot! hehehe

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Post by Galvatron on Sun Mar 03, 2013 6:22 pm

i accept the challenge


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Post by Ramjet on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:18 am

Welcome from me!

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Post by Detective Barricade on Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:38 am

Ramjet wrote:Welcome from me!

...Oh god, I'm being welcomed by the guy with Leader-1 for an avatar! Eh, it was fun while it lasted.

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Post by Dirge on Sun Mar 10, 2013 10:33 pm

BPP

fook off galvy

Welcome DB

Holy son of a bum fucked Arab I'm posting here

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Post by Galvatron on Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:25 am

it's great when you do you ol' blue conehead!

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Post by Detective Barricade on Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:49 pm

Dirge wrote: BPP

fook off galvy

Welcome DB

Holy son of a bum fucked Arab I'm posting here

Gobots and dead guys. What's next to greet me? Captain Planet?

In all seriousness, thanks.

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:47 am

Detective Barricade wrote:Gobots and dead guys. What's next to greet me? Captain Planet?

Sorry, I haven't seen one of those around here, YET, maybe sometime in the future, when Gaia gets a rude awakening!

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Post by Sixshot on Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:07 am

Detective Barricade wrote: Gobots and dead guys. What's next to greet me? Captain Planet?

You've just been sigged!

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