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Post by Detective Barricade on Sun Mar 31, 2013 3:32 am

Because then they'd have to come up with equally shitty stories for two characters with shitty names. And all the awesome - meh at best names were taken already.

#104 - Why Robots in Disguise Side Burn constantly chases little red sports-cars.

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:49 pm

105# Why is RID Prowl obsessed with the law so much?

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Re: 101 mysteries that Detective Barricade has solved!

Post by Sixshot on Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:17 pm

#106: Why isn't RID Scourge busting G1 Scourge's assplate for giving him such a bad reputation to overcome? Painted fingernails are just the start...

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:29 pm

107# Why is Hasbro producing all these nameless Predacons as toys instead of Slag, Swoop, Snarl and Sludge?

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Post by Detective Barricade on Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:32 pm

Instead of? Dude, I'm looking forward to these Preds! Ripclaw, Skystalker, Grimwing! Hun-Gurrr, Windrazor, Blight, Rippersnapper! The question is why Hasbro isn't making the rest of the Dinobots alongside the Preds!

#108 - How NOT to handle a switch on an expensive toy. Also how to switch its hands.

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:49 pm

109# How to demolish the used game interindustry!

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Post by Sixshot on Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:19 am

Detective Barricade wrote:#108 - How NOT to handle a switch on an expensive toy. Also how to switch its hands.

So freakin' jealous dude!! I want one of those sooo bad!

#110: How much fiber is in an Insecticon diet?

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Post by Detective Barricade on Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:36 am

You call for Wreck-It Ralph. As for the fiber thing, you don't want to know...

#111 - Why Rumble and Frenzy frequently swap their names around. They seem to enjoy sowing confusion among fans. Soundwave ignores which is which and gives the current operation to whichever one pops out of his chest this time.

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:26 pm

112# The human brain, how it works!

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Post by Dark Saviour on Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:59 am

#113 Successfully hunted for Red October and found it, between Blue September and Pink November.

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Re: 101 mysteries that Detective Barricade has solved!

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:48 am

114# How to make four cars and a truck combine in real life and have it go trooping and stomping across Washington state!

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Post by Sixshot on Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:15 pm

#115: Supermans real hidden identity and then he revealed it to Batman....


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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:28 pm

116# The real identity of this guy in fiction:


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Post by Galvatron on Tue Jun 11, 2013 4:40 am

#117 why Johnny Depp wears a ton of makeup in his movies

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:19 pm

118# Why stupidity is spreading across the world!

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Post by Detective Barricade on Sun Jun 23, 2013 3:27 am

#119 - Where the Joker GETS those wonderful TOYS...

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:18 pm

120# Why putting Batsy enemies in Arkham Asylum never reforms them!

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Post by Detective Barricade on Thu Jul 04, 2013 4:26 pm

#121 - Why the really cool deco versions of given molds are always exclusive.

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:53 pm

122# why Ultra magnus never smiles

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Post by Detective Barricade on Fri Jul 12, 2013 3:10 pm

#123 - Why when Springer says, "What could possibly go right?" virtually nothing does.

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Jul 12, 2013 6:35 pm

124# Why the international community takes so long to come to a decision on important things!

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Post by Detective Barricade on Fri Jul 12, 2013 10:40 pm

#125 - How to smash a rivet thing into place.

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:08 am

126# Why its taking the company I work for, so long to fix our frickin lifts!

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Post by Sixshot on Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:10 am

#127: Who switched his Canadian Royal Mountie caution tape with US Coast Guard caution tape?

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:47 am

128# How many of Sixshot's infinite modes he really uses!

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