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Post by Galvatron on Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:50 am

#1 attempted to get Galvatron to step into the bottomless pit. He put a wall around it with a sign above a door that read "BOOBIES".

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Sixshot on Fri Mar 22, 2013 4:10 am

#2: Filled up Galvatrons "jerkin' Jergens" lotion bottle with cosmic rust and left it beside his porn remote.

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:16 pm

3# Lock Megatron in the broom cupboard and say that he died at the hands of Wheelie! hehehe

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Ramjet on Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:32 am

#4 Tried to kill Galvatron with laughter.

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:45 am

5# Get the contructicons to build a tunnel to the core of earth and then take Megatron down there for a inspection tour before saying he needs to go to the little robot's room and bury Megatron under tons of rock, lays the blame on Mirage for sneaking in and planting all of the bombs that bury Megatron!

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Galvatron on Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:18 am

#6 took out Galvatron's 9volt battery and put in a car battery.

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Sixshot on Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:13 am

#7: Waited on Megatron to transform into his Walther P-38 alt. mode and used the "Immobilizer" on him. Shortly afterwards he turned over the handgun to President Obamas gun reform officials. Megatron was never seen again....

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Galvatron on Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:17 am

gonna feed off of you a bit Sixer...

#8 waited for Galvatron to transform into laser gun, then used that "immobilizer" keeping Galvatron in alt mode. then shot Obuma, thus Galvatron was never seen again. At least until a new series was created.

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:32 pm

#9 Megatron and Galvatron returned, being used by Megazarak, but Zarak had his toys stolen by Starscream, who ejected them out of the airlock of Astrotrain, then he took Zarak by the scruff of his neck and threw him out the same airlock, only 500 light years of distance later to prevent the return of his foes!

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Galvatron on Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:38 pm

#10 replaced Galvatron's "special lube oil" with superglue. Then he gave Galvatron a new cybertronian fembot. Thus causing Galvatron to be busy with his hands full.

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Mar 23, 2013 7:25 pm

11# Put Mega glue on Galvatron's favourite throne prior to him sitting down and then, when the glue has dried, wheel the throne complete with Galvatron into the nearest Smelting pool!

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Sixshot on Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:28 am

#12: Tried to create a second gestalt team after the betrayal of Bruticus, but only managed to steal the personality components of sexual predators from Kaons Detention Cell Database resulting in Starscream being held captive and prison raped repetitively until Dr. Arkeville was able to walk out, unhindered, from his cockpit to his anal breach.

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Galvatron on Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:54 am

#13 bought galvatron a years supply of internet porn. Hoping Galvatron would be in hiding for a year and the Decepticons would forget about him.

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:29 pm

14# Gives Megatron a energon cube that laced with something that causes him to sit upon the leakage tank for four years, during his absence, Starscream takes over and leads the Deceptions to one bitter defeat after another before the cons find salvation in the Quinasons!

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Galvatron on Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:21 am

#15 planned on not tossing Megatron out of Astrotrain and shooting him at point blank range. But figured his spark would somehow still linger. So then he decided it was best to toss him out.... the rest is history

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:52 pm

16# Press the ejector seat button to Megatron's chair while on the Nemesis, on their maiden voyage!

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Galvatron on Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:14 am

#17 (movie version)
Tosses the allspark into space knowing Megatron would chase after it and become lost.

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Detective Barricade on Tue Mar 26, 2013 3:06 am

#18 - Try to convince Lugnut that Megatron was an imposter posing as Megatron. It didn't end well. Thundercracker had to dig around for all of Starscream's parts for days. The fact that Skywarp kept warping a recently found part off to Primus-knows-where didn't help.

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:03 pm

19# Borrowed Skywarp's teleport chip, during a routine check up by Dr Knockout, switches fusion cannon control chip for the teleport chip, thus when Megatron tried to shoot Optimus, he teleported into Starscream's personal quarters, only Starscream was so busy jumping for joy that, he moved into Megatron's chamber and stayed in there to lead the Decepticons!

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Post by Sixshot on Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:43 pm

#20: Lied to Galvatron when they were short on energon and gave him a bag full of "pop rocks" instead and told him they were energon crumbs. Galvatron ate, said pop rocks, causing circuit chip relay failure inside his internal hardware. Starscream declared himself leader shortly afterwards and had a Coronation Ceremony on Easter Sunday....with Cyclonus (blue eared version) dressed up as the Easter Bunny.

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:47 pm

21# Lured the protorabbits to attack Megatron, while that happened, Starscream went and bought a cape and crown for himself, when he returned to Dcon HQ, he decided he needed a throne to be the Emperor!

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Post by Galvatron on Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:18 am

#22 put a cork in Megatron's gun barrel while in gun mode. In hopes that Megs would jam up and explode

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:32 am

23# Sending Megatron on a wild Protorabbit chase into the deepest bowls of Cybertron to find the legendary all spark!

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Post by Detective Barricade on Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:59 am

#24 Pay Mindwipe five energon credits to brainwash Megatron into handing the reigns of leadership over.

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:37 am

25# Volunteer Megatron for all of Wheeljack's experiments!

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