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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Detective Barricade on Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:05 pm

#51 - planted a powerful bomb on Galvatron's back while he was sleeping, thanks to some...hired help who got her payment in more ways than one, if you know what I mean...

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:29 pm

52# open a trap door underneath Galvatron as he tried to sit upon his throne, the door leads to nowhere because it has no end to it!

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Galvatron on Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:01 am

#53 put cosmic rust in Megatron's bath water

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:46 pm

54# Unleash the Kremzeek on him, but his plan backfired because the Kremzeek wasn't on anyone's side but his own!

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Galvatron on Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:26 pm

#55 became allies with Skeletor. But that failed because Megatron became allies with He-Man

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:30 pm

56# Teamed up with the Monster Vines, only for Megatron to blow Sawboss into ashes!

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Galvatron on Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:25 pm

#57 became allies with Mumm-Ra. Only to fail when Galvatron became allies with the Thundercats after he accidentally knocked up Cheetarah

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:29 pm

58# Last Resort, Starscream teamed up with the big cheese from Little Tokyo, but Speedy Cerviche used his Ginsu sword, cut Starscream down to size

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Galvatron on Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:34 pm

#59 while in Japan, Galvatron got a massive case of the yellow fever. That kept him busy for a long long time

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:06 pm

60# Got Megatron a date with Barbie, only for the two to return with Fashion drones as their kids!

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Galvatron on Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:40 pm

#61 became allies with Superman but that failed because Galvatron became allies with Chuck Norris.

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:23 am

62# Teamed up with Freeza from DBZ, only to have Megatron team up with Cell from DBZ

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Dirge on Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:36 pm

Tried to put laxatives in Galvatrons rice pudding to make GALVY shit himself dead.

Failed because dirge ate the rice pudding.

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Galvatron on Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:19 pm

#64 became allies with Lex Luger. But that failed when Galvatron became allies with Superman

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:34 pm

65# Tried to use the light of the Centre Nova from AKB0048 but the girls only wanted to sink and bring light to people's hearts, thus, Starscream's plans were foiled before they could be executed!

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Galvatron on Fri Apr 19, 2013 4:06 am

#66 recored his plans on Laserbeak's cassette tape. Not realizing that Laserbeak never fails Megatron and played back the tape to him. Unveiling all of Starscream's private recordings.

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Fri Apr 19, 2013 12:39 pm

67# Flush Galvatron down the loo, only to find that Galvatron's boot just crushes the loo!

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Galvatron on Sat Apr 27, 2013 5:22 pm

#68 burned all of Megatron's blueprints to universe domination. Hoping to leave Megatron clueless on what to do next. But SS forgot that Megs also had everything saved on a backup disc.

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Dirge on Sat Apr 27, 2013 5:33 pm

#69:- Planted a nuke bomb in Galvys' shitter.

Unfortunately Galvy had just sold that room to Ramjet

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:22 pm

70# Gave Megatron two free tickets to see the Auto show, not knowing it was run by a robot named Convoy!

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Dirge on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:36 pm

#71:- Hired Deaths Head to assasinate Galvatron for the sum of 10,000 Shanix

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:43 pm

72# Got Lockdown to steal Megatron's fusion cannon with the intent of having him dispose of Megatron, but Lockdown was only interested in Megatron's cannon!

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Dirge on Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:37 pm

#73:- Teamed up with Shockwave to overthrow the Decepticon leader

(Editors note:- This ACTUALLY DID happen in the G1 comic. I couldn't think so I stole it)

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sat Apr 27, 2013 9:02 pm

74# Threw Shockwave out of the base after agreeing to joint leadership

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Re: 101 plans STARSCREAM made to become Decepticon ruler

Post by Dirge on Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:12 am

#75:- Tried to tie Megatron to his chair, telling him it was his birthday and it was a party game

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