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Post by Galvatron on Wed May 01, 2013 2:59 am

OH HOW IT PAINS ME! I must give up my crown and throne as I am not the :post whore: this month. But it does go to a very worthy apponent.
SUPEROMEGAPRIME!!!!!
Congradulations you whore!

top whores that broke 100....
1- SUPEROMEGAPRIME with a whopping 457 posts
2- GALVATRON not far behind with 345 posts
3- SIXSHOT trails in with 232 posts
4- DEZARAS PRIME takes 4th place with 198 posts
5- DIRGE rises back from the dead to make 123 posts

and the slut reward goes to..
DETECTIVE BARRICADE with 71 posts
(not quite a whore this month buddy, maybe next time)
Keep up the great whoring everbody!!! And if your name is not on the chart then you know what you need to do.

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Re: April Post Whore

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Wed May 01, 2013 8:39 pm

yey me! hehehe

Well April was a bit of a mixed bag in terms of posting, there been a couple of days where the lair went silent with no one posting!

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Re: April Post Whore

Post by Sixshot on Wed May 01, 2013 10:12 pm

Congratulations!


April was a slower month than normal, but hopefully things will pick up in May! I haven't been in Vortex of Variety much lately, but I'll try and get in there more this month.

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Post by Detective Barricade on Wed May 01, 2013 10:15 pm

Didn't I warn you this would happen? That SOP would overtake you?

And I'm beaten by a dead guy. Oh the humanity of it all! Nah, seriously, Dirge, congratulations you nutty Conehead.

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Post by Sixshot on Wed May 01, 2013 10:19 pm

SOP has some mad game when it comes to posting skills, and I'm not talking NBA basketball either...I'm glad to see a resurgence with Dirge! Hopefully this means that life's slowing down for him and his new beau a bit, and that he'll be around more on the regular.

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Re: April Post Whore

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Wed May 01, 2013 10:37 pm

Only time will tell with Dirge!

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Re: April Post Whore

Post by Galvatron on Thu May 02, 2013 12:46 am

i'm just glad when ANYBODY posts and keeps this place alive.
You ALL are the greatest group of weirdos

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu May 02, 2013 1:07 am

We're not weird, we're just insane/Crazy transformers maniacs! hehehe

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Re: April Post Whore

Post by Galvatron on Thu May 02, 2013 1:10 am

agreed sop. and Dirge calls himself the "normal" one.

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Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu May 02, 2013 12:10 pm

Galvatron wrote:agreed sop. and Dirge calls himself the "normal" one.

Normal, what's that, I don't think anyone is normal around here, especially Dirge considering that he is meant to be dead, Primus knows how many times over! hehehe

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Re: April Post Whore

Post by Dark Saviour on Thu May 02, 2013 4:19 pm

Congrats all. I've still been wrapped up in Smallville, but at least I've increased from last month. Could be the added responsibility, or it might be the hot bitches I've been waiting for. Apparently with great power comes hot bitches...

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Re: April Post Whore

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Thu May 02, 2013 6:32 pm

Are you sure its not greater evil? hehehe

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Post by Sixshot on Thu May 02, 2013 10:02 pm

Dezaras Prime wrote:Congrats all. I've still been wrapped up in Smallville, but at least I've increased from last month. Could be the added responsibility, or it might be the hot bitches I've been waiting for. Apparently with great power comes hot bitches...

Galvatron has promised all suicide bombing Decepticons 21 virgins when they reach the afterlife. So those hot bitches will have to wait.

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Re: April Post Whore

Post by Galvatron on Fri May 03, 2013 4:59 am

you got it half way right Sixshot. I don't promise any virgins. I promised 21 sluts in the afterlife. Who the hell wants virgins? Give me a dirty whore that will shove it up her own ass.

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You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

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Post by Dirge on Fri May 03, 2013 5:30 pm

Sluts? Afterlife? I must have missed that when I was dead!!!!!!!!

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Re: April Post Whore

Post by Galvatron on Sat May 04, 2013 12:10 am

According to your 101 thread, you got the virgins.

Sixshot wrote:#132: Convinced Bin Laden he was a suicide bomber so he could get the 21 virgins....as promised.

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You twist around in the air and assault the room with your unmentionable! - SOP
It's so weird around here Dora wont even explore it-RAVAGE
has anyone realized yet that SOP sounds an awful lot like SOB? - DETECTIVE BARRICADE

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Post by Sixshot on Sat May 04, 2013 12:30 pm

Galvatron wrote:According to your 101 thread, you got the virgins.

Sixshot wrote:#132: Convinced Bin Laden he was a suicide bomber so he could get the 21 virgins....as promised.

Boy how times have changed..... ....those bitches now work at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch and I get a commission check off of each one.

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"However I don't mind rap that degrades Minicons." -Dai Atlas
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Post by Dirge on Sat May 04, 2013 3:42 pm

Fook off Galvy hehehe

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Re: April Post Whore

Post by Nemesis Prime on Sat May 04, 2013 7:56 pm

And I feel offended very badly. WHAT WITH GUYS??

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Post by Sixshot on Sun May 05, 2013 2:56 am

Optimus Prime wrote:And I feel offended very badly. WHAT WITH GUYS??



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"However I don't mind rap that degrades Minicons." -Dai Atlas
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Post by Nemesis Prime on Sun May 05, 2013 3:26 am

Sixshot wrote:
Optimus Prime wrote:And I feel offended very badly. WHAT WITH GUYS??



I am a girl remember? What do I need 21 sluts for? hehehe

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Post by Sixshot on Sun May 05, 2013 1:02 pm

Optimus Prime wrote:I am a girl remember? What do I need 21 sluts for?

Well, they'd start off as virgins and end up as sluts. And in your case, who said the virgins would be females?

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"However I don't mind rap that degrades Minicons." -Dai Atlas
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Post by Galvatron on Sun May 05, 2013 2:22 pm

that's friggin perfect!

I only make the promise to Decepticons. Not Autobots

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Post by Nemesis Prime on Tue May 14, 2013 11:01 pm

Galvatron wrote:that's friggin perfect!

I only make the promise to Decepticons. Not Autobots

That figures. Maybe I need to change my skin then hehehe

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Post by Sixshot on Wed May 15, 2013 1:24 am

Optimus Prime wrote:
Galvatron wrote:that's friggin perfect!

I only make the promise to Decepticons. Not Autobots

That figures. Maybe I need to change my skin then hehehe

You considering joining the dark side? There's plenty of good Decepticon usernames available.

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"However I don't mind rap that degrades Minicons." -Dai Atlas
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