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Post by Galvatron on Sun Feb 02, 2014 4:55 am

The end of the month was sneaky this time around as we (admins) forgot to do the monthly WHORE count.
So I did my best at manually counting the posts from the top posters this month. When counting manually, I can only go back 20 pages per username. Each page consists of 15 posts. Therefore, only giving me the number 300.
 
Sixshot (minus 1 finger) was able to whore it up with 129 posts this month
Ravage broke out of his catbox and whored it up with 154 posts
 
Congrads you whores!  :job: 
 
As for most "whore-able" would be Dirge with only 90 posts
not quite making a whore of himself.. just a dingy brittish skanky
 
Only SOP and myself reached that point of over 300. I'm pretty sure SOP posted a lot more than I did this month.
So on that note, I regretfully announce SUPEROMEGAPRIME as post whoreof the month.
 :sweet:  cheers 
Congradulations SOP. You are a hard one to keep up with. So if anybody wants to be a monthly :post whore:.... you're gonna need to destroy SOP first.
 
Seriously, Congrads bud.... ye put a lot of time and effort in keeping this gaff alive. y'r "whoring" is much appreciated.

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Ravage on Sun Feb 02, 2014 5:05 am

sweet I got 3rd this time

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Ravage on Sun Feb 02, 2014 5:12 am

I subtracted everyones posts from today off the total count they have (which was only four of us) and wrote that total on my calander.  that way I can keep up with how many I have and how the competition is doing.

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Galvatron on Sun Feb 02, 2014 5:12 am

congradulations Ravage. Keep up the whoring.

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Galvatron on Sun Feb 02, 2014 2:52 pm

hopefully non of us (admins) forget again

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Feb 02, 2014 5:42 pm

Ok, I've won Jan, but question is, who will win the convective title of Post Whore of the Year Award? We'll find out at the end of December/start of Jan 2015

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Galvatron on Sun Feb 02, 2014 6:29 pm

best of luck to all of us whores. I'm hoping this year won't be a crummy "repaint" of last years issue .. being a 3 way battle all year.
I'm hoping to see new names posted as a whore of the month this year.

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Sixshot on Sun Feb 02, 2014 8:45 pm

Galvatron wrote:hopefully non of us (admins) forget again

First off I'd like to congratulate SOP! I looked on the evening of Jan. 31st and SOP was running in the 470's and you Galvatron were in the 440's. So you weren't as far behind as you might think. We had some people in the top 10 that haven't been there in a while with the return of Dai Atlas (welcome back buddy!) Also I believe Dirge finished in the top 5. We had the return of the missing Detective Barricade (good to see you back, 'bro!) and hit over 1,000 posts, collectively, for the 3rd month in a row. Keep up the whoring!

I myself tried to backtrack and manually count the posts myself yesterday Lord Galvatron, but ran into the same problem myself. Already knowing SOP had won, I started with him first but with only 15 posts per page x's 20 pages...the records wouldn't take me an earlier than Jan. 9th for him. So I stopped right there knowing the archives wouldn't be accurate.

Which brings me to a simple solution to keep this from happening again. On any day of the last week of the month, pull up the statistics window and take a screen capture...cell phone photo...something, so that we'll be able to access the entire months record history even if we have to it manually. Manually we'll only have to go back 7 days tops if we digitally record the records in that last week. I thought about texting you Friday night, but I got zoned out on pain pills and it totally slipped my mind. Sorry, 'bro.

 :sorry:

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Galvatron on Sun Feb 02, 2014 9:56 pm

very good idea Six. Last month was a great month with plenty of activity from a lot of us here at the Lair. This only makes me believe that this year will be "excellent"    with plenty of whoring activity.

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by SuperOmegaPrime on Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:14 pm

Six, your excuse is logical because you been off nursing that finger, so you can get away with it! :sweet:

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Ravage on Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:16 pm

SOP
     :kissass: lmao

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Sixshot on Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:26 pm

SuperOmegaPrime wrote:Six, your excuse is logical because you been off nursing that finger, so you can get away with it! :sweet:

Ravage wrote:SOP
     :kissass: lmao
 haha   thanks SOP!  :kneel:

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Ravage on Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:27 pm

prolly the only way I will ever beat six in the post count is if he ever injures himself again

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Sixshot on Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:29 pm

Ravage wrote:prolly the only way I will ever beat six in the post count is if he ever injures himself again

I don't know about that.  hmmm  You're kicking everyones ass so far this month!

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Ravage on Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:31 pm

I am....... what

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Ravage on Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:31 pm

guess im just getting used to things around here.

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Galvatron on Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:37 pm

keep up the great whoring and you could be the whore of the month Ravage.

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Ravage on Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:39 pm

hmmm I like the sound of that  :bnb:

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Ravage on Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:43 pm

well I gotta go to a superbowl party.  ill whore it up some more later.

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Galvatron on Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:43 pm

SEAHAWKS gonna win!!!!!!

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Ravage on Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:44 pm

lol I donno im just going for the free food.  haha later!!!

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Sixshot on Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:55 pm

Ravage wrote:well I gotta go to a superbowl party.  ill whore it up some more later.

Same here. Except I'm just going no further than the living room.  hehehe  Sorry Galvy, but GO BRONCOS!   

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Galvatron on Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:59 pm

i honestly don't care if Broncos or Seahawks win. I'm not a football fan.
In fact, this will be my 1ST Superbowl.

I just rooted for the Seahawks because they are from the state right above me

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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Sixshot on Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:12 pm

Galvatron wrote:i honestly don't care if Broncos or Seahawks win. I'm not a football fan.
In fact, this will be my 1ST Superbowl.

I just rooted for the Seahawks because they are from the state right above me

All their local fans will be too high to care anyways.  hehehe
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"However I don't mind rap that degrades Minicons." -Dai Atlas
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Re: January 2014 Post Whore

Post by Galvatron on Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:54 pm

I find it ironic that both teams are from the 2 states that legalized Marijuana
SUPER BOWL

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