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Wooly Mammoth Day!

Post by Galvatron on Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:48 pm

Every one billion years, September 13 becomes a world wide holiday.
WOOLY MAMMOTH DAY!

Here is how we celebrate this honorable day...

Put your shoes on the wrong feet.
Smoke a fat joint.
Eat a whole bag of Oreo cookies.
Slap a weasle
Get (or give) oral.
Play a Chicago record backwards
Shove a light bulb up your neighbors ass
Staple your nostrils shut
Pretend to go on an airplane while sitting on your couch

and say to everybody HAPPY WOOLY MAMMOTH DAY!

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Re: Wooly Mammoth Day!

Post by Sixshot on Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:49 am

I had most of that covered before I drank my coffee this morning. ;)

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Re: Wooly Mammoth Day!

Post by Galvatron on Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:58 am

:lol!: I'm glad i'm not your neighbor

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Re: Wooly Mammoth Day!

Post by Rumble on Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:07 am

This is the BEST WOOLY MAMMOTH DAY EVER!

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Re: Wooly Mammoth Day!

Post by Sixshot on Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:18 am

Rumble wrote:This is the BEST WOOLY MAMMOTH DAY EVER!

Tell me about it! I actually killed one today with a slingshot. Missed with the bow & arrow, so what 'cha gonna' do?

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"However I don't mind rap that degrades Minicons." -Dai Atlas
"Timbuktu, please blame Islamist Terrorists for the delay..." -SuperOmegaPrime
"You forgot to mention the dead guy that keeps on whoreing!!!!!!" -Dirge
"Gobots and dead guys. What's next to greet me? Captain Planet?" -Detective Barricade
"WTF is this? I thought this was a transformers website and you guys are buying tractors and shit spreaders and the hunger games. -Ravage
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Re: Wooly Mammoth Day!

Post by Galvatron on Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:33 am

I buried on in Iowa

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Re: Wooly Mammoth Day!

Post by Rumble on Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:10 pm

We got free range Mammoth burgers this year, made all the difference.

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Re: Wooly Mammoth Day!

Post by Galvatron on Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:23 am

you know this thread caused me to buy the Flintstones season 1 dvd box set

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Re: Wooly Mammoth Day!

Post by Rumble on Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:35 pm

You brought it because of Wilma.



We all know....

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Re: Wooly Mammoth Day!

Post by Sixshot on Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:19 pm

Betty was the real hotty! She was always mad at Barney too, would have been so easy to get in those cavegirl panties of hers. lmao

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"That poor horse is the pivot horse for an emoticon orgy." -Galvatron
"Hide the penis? I'm not falling for that one again." -Ramjet
"However I don't mind rap that degrades Minicons." -Dai Atlas
"Timbuktu, please blame Islamist Terrorists for the delay..." -SuperOmegaPrime
"You forgot to mention the dead guy that keeps on whoreing!!!!!!" -Dirge
"Gobots and dead guys. What's next to greet me? Captain Planet?" -Detective Barricade
"WTF is this? I thought this was a transformers website and you guys are buying tractors and shit spreaders and the hunger games. -Ravage
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Re: Wooly Mammoth Day!

Post by Galvatron on Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:42 am

i always waited for wilma to bend over in her tiny white dress.

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