DIRGE LIVES!

That bastard, I kept him in work when there wasn't any

The Reaper will soon be in the unemployment line now.

I'll employ the useless git. 

He can come swing a big hammer for a month

Galvatron wrote:The Reaper will soon be in the unemployment line now.

MMMMMM  

Job Centre person "What was your last job?"

Reaper "It was reaping the souls of the dead!"

JCP "That's clearly a unusual job, any ideas what kind of job you might be looking for now?"

Reaper "I'll take anything that involves reaping!"

JCP "That be hard considering that farming is now modernize, but I'm sure there could be something we could get you doing, we could retrain you to use modern equipment instead of that old fashion, tool your using!"

Reaper "That's what made me unemployed in the first place, the big reaper wanted to get with the times and make reaping much more affordable!"

JCP "I'm sorry, what were you saying?"

Reaper "I'm going to reap your fucking soul, bitch!"  

I have my own parking space at the gates of hell.  

You know that mess on that space is made by the Hounds of hell, I hear that their boss approves of using that because you Dirge, always seem to clean it up when parking there!

I only shift it so my landing gear doesn't get shitty

that might explain your various deaths, well maybe!  

I'm on first name terms with Hades, staten and saddam Hussein

Really now, I bet they love sticking you in the boiling hot pot for a bit of fun!  

Nah, whenever I'm there I fuckin take over the place

shove a huge pineapple up Suddans's ass

don't forget his pride and joy, fork!  

I asked staten and pineapples don't grow down there, so I shoved an iron spike up his arse instead.

Fuck saddam with a rail spike ...... I've just realised that I've posted more in the last few weeks than all year!!!!!!!!!!!

Death does pay!!!

What so does that mean, all those yanks have got to go to the nearest currency exchange to swap their dollars for pounds, so they can pay the reaper and him pay us back?  

It means I bless you fuckers with my presence

Dirge wrote:It means I bless you fuckers with my presence

Really now, our you sure its not the other way around?  

Oh I'm sure, when you got a cone this size all are jealous

Cone, bah, that is so last season, horns and antenna are so in these days because we can pick up TV signals on the go, maybe the cone lets you come back to life mutable times!

you drones talk about horns, antennas and cones. Nothing beats an oversized laser cannon.

 

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Galvatron wrote:you drones talk about horns, antennas and cones. Nothing beats an oversized laser cannon.

 

Expect for God powers, besides, you got horns, you have three of them, to pick up north, east and west TV, to get south, you got to uncover the fourth one that is, well normally covered up and inbetween your legs!  

that's the one i always keep UNCOVERED for easy access.
I pick up all the adult channels with that antenna