Favorite Quotes For A Sig

I thought this might be a good place to add our favorite SIG QUOTES. These are the 2 I have used so far....

I got the mistletoe if you got the cameltoe - Sixshot

I'm just posting to up my 'whore' count! - Ramjet

Welcome to the Lair
Don't mind the insanity...its just me driving Galvatron nuts- Unicron

I'll make sure and post mine here right before I edit them out of my sig.. ;)

Jesus Harold Christ on a rubber fucking crutch-Dirge played Slade! Well done, Derrick, Well done. *golf clap* - Ramjet
can we stop off at the 1980s? I want to be the height of technology again - Rumble
Stole flowers from his gravesite and gave them to his new girlfriend - Sixshot
Sometimes I pour orange juice in my ears so I can make scented candles - Dezarus Prime

I used to poke a lot of smot - Ramjet
I can put mine in a good number of poses - Sixshot
Mine depends on length as well. Though it's easier if the girl has small tits. Then I have ammo - Dezaras Prime
I just got a crappy Bulldog for $3. REALLY crappy! - Ramjet
I want shiny beasts! - SuperOmegaPrime
Being no stranger to pulling trains, Dirge jumped right in and helped - Sixshot

I need to archive some of mine soon....but I've grown quite attached and some of them are just so dirty that only live porn could ever replace them.

and that my friend has just been sigged! LOL

ERMAHGERD!!! YOU KILLED WHEELIE!!! Thanks - Dezaras Prime
I popped Antoine's sig cherry. I'm honoured - Dezaras Prime (again)
I've grown quite attached and some of them are just so dirty that only live porn could ever replace them - Sixshot
WTF? I think you got a bit of a weird mind there! - SuperOmegaPrime
If you ever get a peek you will see a pair of mahogany sweet lips underneath -Dai Atlas
Eric Dickerson <----best last name ever - Sixshot

Ok time to archive my sig quotes.

"Why can't they make the 6" tit's more sturdy so they don't fall apart.
Primus help us if they ever make a Tit combiner"-Galvatron
"I hold a live monkey more than once a day"-Galvatron
"An ejector seat for bitches that talk to much....like Arcee and Elita One."-Sixshot
"Nothing wrong with letting pussy loose from packaging. but if it carries a sword i'd stay clear from it!!!"-Galvatron, yet again

Whoever ends up, on my sig next, depends on how they respond to my next two words:

Impress me.