January Post Whore

Congradulations SIXSHOT! You've done the impossible by out-whoring me! My excuse is taking time off to apply all of those kickass upgrade stickers for Trypticon and Metroplex. But excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one.

You earned it bud. You came close to beating me by 300 posts. That is what a true whore is all about!!!



Here are the official statistics from Jan. 2013 (min. 100 posts):

Sixshot: 770
Galvatron: 491
SuperOmegaPrime: 412
Ramjet: 142
Dezaras Prime: 142


Virgin Mary (lowest of the top 10 active post):
Dirge: 8

And that's awesome! And 770 only breaks down to roughly around 25 posts a day. Not unreachable by any means.
*Walks on stage and grabs mic from Galvy. Slides podium across the floor, making the sound of nails across a chalkboard, before finally coming to a rest in front of Galvatrons throne where I make myself comfortable*

....*clears throat*, "I'd like to thank all the rest of you dirty sluts that make Galvatrons Lair such an awesome place for making this day possible."...*grabs a can of degreaser and sprays Galvatrons crown*..."You got anywhere I hang this out to dry Galvatron?"...."Looks like it may need resizing too, better get a hold our jeweler Rumble."...."Dirge warned me about a few of these buttons too..."....*searches in the side pockets for the instruction manual*...."I've come to the understanding Galvatron hasn't paid the premium on our Decepticon health insurance plans for the year 2013 either, so please be careful while battling Autobots out there."...."I'm going to keep my acceptance speech short and sweet. And say to all you aspiring whores out there that you still have 11 months left this year to get your name on the wall of shame, so don't let anything hold you back!"

*hands mic back to whoever comes on stage next*

mmm, Galvatron better watch out, I'm catching up to him!

keep whoring it up everybody!!! And to Sixshot... don't get too comfortable. I WILL have my throne back!!

Galvatron wrote:And to Sixshot... don't get too comfortable. I WILL have my throne back!!

...we'll see about that. You won't recognize it when/if you do. I transformed into wolf mode and chewed up the cushion last night. Oh and I had Ramjet paint it black and teal since he wasn't busy.

BAD DOG! BAD! GET TO YOUR KENNEL!!!

Galvatron wrote:keep whoring it up everybody!!! And to Sixshot... don't get too comfortable. I WILL have my throne back!!

Maybe or maybe I'll take it from you and Sixshot?

You got a good fighting chance SOP. I got my optics on you LOL

Galvatron wrote:You got a good fighting chance SOP. I got my optics on you LOL

Watch it mate, I might decide to take those optics and give them to Swindle to sell on the black market!

Ironically, that's where I bought these optics when I got my last upgrade.

Galvatron wrote:Ironically, that's where I bought these optics when I got my last upgrade.

You might want to watch buying optic sensors from Swindle. I caught him digging through the crypts in the Autobot mausoleum not too long ago.

I thought I saw pieces of an old Sixshot go flying from over there!

Swindle also don't take returns either. Not even with a reciept!! I have to wear optic enhancers now.

Galvatron wrote:Swindle also don't take returns either. Not even with a reciept!! I have to wear optic enhancers now.

Receipt, I didn't know that he gives one out!

well.... I kinda made my own. Hoping it would work. One cannot swindle Swindle.

Because he robs you and then goes off to spend, spend, spend at the nearest casino, the only place where he gets robbed, despite the fact he owns that Casino!

Cracked top 5. That's a start. Not bad for my first month.

Dezaras Prime wrote:Cracked top 5. That's a start. Not bad for my first month.

....now that you've been broken in properly, we expect you to either win February or give them a run for their money!

More likely, he'll be about the same as he is currently knowing some of us!

I have faith that SOP is going to be some good competition this month.

Galvatron wrote:I have faith that SOP is going to be some good competition this month.

Yes sir! I'm glad SOP has found a home here at the Lair! We need more just like him.

Sixshot wrote:

Galvatron wrote:I have faith that SOP is going to be some good competition this month.

Yes sir! I'm glad SOP has found a home here at the Lair! We need more just like him.

I "might" be able to rustle up Tyjos from the realm, when I skype with him again at some point, not sure about Sinna Storm, if she'll come or not, but then again, at the mo, Tyjos has nothing but anime girls on the brain, but that's about normal for him!

we all got girls on the mind. But mine aren't anime.

Galvatron wrote:we all got girls on the mind. But mine aren't anime.

Unless it's Anime Girl.....

she kinda looks creepy. but if the opportunity occured... i'd do her.