Contest for your own scrolling message.

 

Spicy chicken is also spicy on it's way out

SOP is the light in the heart of darkness of the lair!
Galvatron is the middle point
Sixshot is the darkness in the heart of the lair!
It all equals, Galvatron's insanity!

SuperOmegaPrime wrote:Sixshot is the darkness in the heart of the lair!

I can live with that!   

Sixshot's favorite toy is Dark Matter!

Devastator's balls were saved after that "incodent"

THE RESULTS ARE IN....







Here is what we got.


ravage likes to poop in front of autobot headquarters, hide in the shadows, and watch them come out holding their noses.
RAVAGE

"Sixshot wasn't the Cowboy or the Indian as a child. He was the Ninja hiding in the bushes with a straight shooter."
SIXSHOT

Beware of a sick Galvatron, his puke can melt the mighty Metroplex
SOP

Sixshot's real name is Millionshot!
SOP

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?"
GALVATRON

The answer to everything at the very route of every problem is 42
SOP

The answer to everything is 46 +2. Everyone knows that.
SIXSHOT

Ravage loves Energon bars
SOP

Galvatron has a colour cannon fire for every day of the week
SOP

Dirge gets lost while getting out of his coffin!
SOP

u people confuse the hell outta me.  i have no idea what any of this means.
RAVAGE

ravage likes to take big dumps.
RAVAGE

NEWS FLASH---- Decepticons have taken over the entire universe and their leader GALVATRON is dubbed the King of Eternity
GALVATRON

News flash Galvatron is dethroned for abuse of power, all hail Ravage, the emperor of catnaps!
SOP

Sixshot: takes a nap after shooting six times!
SOP

SOP: Posts more SPAM than a Hormel delivery truck.
SIXSHOT

Rumble says "on the other hand, you got another set of fingers"
GALVATRON

BREAKING NEWS: Autobots are now an endangered species.... news at 11
GALVATRON

Beware of Decpticons bearing gifts!
SOP

Energon cubes for sale... $5 each (or 3 for $15 to Lair members only)
GALVATRON

Galvatron's Marvels are lair Rep points, handle with care!
SOP

my beauty is a curse
GALVATRON

Galvatron is so handsome that he has to wear a paper bag when looking in the mirror!"
SOP

Galvatron's ultimate weapon of doom is the FART Button!
SOP

DISCLAIMER: Views and opinions expressed by Galvatron are not related to Galvatron nor Galvatron's Lair or any of it's afficiates
GALVATRON

Galvatron can't walk a mile without blasting something he hates!
SOP

Sixshot ancestor was a 6 piece pistol with six shots!
SOP

Ravage, uses Frenzy's room as his personal litter box!
SOP

SuperOmegaPrime carved an "S" on his chest only to have his rocket ship blast off and light his darkest hour
SIXSHOT

Six wanted a super hero symbol to go on his chest but Galvatron only could draw the S on it, he then did the X on his back!
SOP

This is the website your mother warned you about
GALVATRON

Judgement is Thy, when Galvatron get back from the little bot room!
SOP

Galvatron tries to zip up his laser cannon to impress the fembots at the strip club.
SIXSHOT

Sixshot claims he can give six orgasms to any fembot willing to accept the challenge.
GALVATRON

Dirge dies so many times in a day he loose count!
SOP

SUPEROMEGAPRIME has a secret lust for canned foods and forks
GALVATRON

Galvatron dreamed of becoming a belly dancer but was deemed to heavy for the role, thus took up globe conquest as a profession!
SOP

SOP drives a POS car.
GALVATRON

Galvatron is a moron who can't fix anything without yelling "DIE MOTHER FUCKER!"
SOP

SOP secretly works for the Autobot cause.
GALVATRON

Shattered Glass SOP=POS
SIXSHOT

Spicy chicken is also spicy on it's way out
GALVATRON

SOP is the light in the heart of darkness of the lair!
Galvatron is the middle point
Sixshot is the darkness in the heart of the lair!
It all equals, Galvatron's insanity!
SOP

Sixshot's favorite toy is Dark Matter!
SOP

Devastator's balls were saved after that "incodent"
GALVATRON


So now we gotta narrow it down. All who is interested just needs to copy andy paste your most favorites.

Here is a list of my favorites...


ravage likes to poop in front of autobot headquarters, hide in the shadows, and watch them come out holding their noses.
RAVAGE

Beware of a sick Galvatron, his puke can melt the mighty Metroplex
SOP

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?"
GALVATRON

u people confuse the hell outta me.  i have no idea what any of this means.
RAVAGE

ravage likes to take big dumps.
RAVAGE

News flash Galvatron is dethroned for abuse of power, all hail Ravage, the emperor of catnaps!
SOP

SOP: Posts more SPAM than a Hormel delivery truck.
SIXSHOT

BREAKING NEWS: Autobots are now an endangered species.... news at 11
GALVATRON

Energon cubes for sale... $5 each (or 3 for $15 to Lair members only)
GALVATRON

Galvatron is so handsome that he has to wear a paper bag when looking in the mirror!"
SOP

DISCLAIMER: Views and opinions expressed by Galvatron are not related to Galvatron nor Galvatron's Lair or any of it's afficiates
GALVATRON

Sixshot claims he can give six orgasms to any fembot willing to accept the challenge.
GALVATRON

SUPEROMEGAPRIME has a secret lust for canned foods and forks
GALVATRON

Shattered Glass SOP=POS
SIXSHOT

Once we get it narrowed down to a few, I will make a post for voting

I think we got enough stuff there to last a few months of scrolling messages!

I like these the best:

u people confuse the hell outta me.  i have no idea what any of this means.
RAVAGE

SOP: Posts more SPAM than a Hormel delivery truck.
SIXSHOT

Galvatron tries to zip up his laser cannon to impress the fembots at the strip club.
SIXSHOT

"Sixshot wasn't the Cowboy or the Indian as a child. He was the Ninja hiding in the bushes with a straight shooter."
SIXSHOT

Of course, I wrote 3 out of 4 of these myself.   So I might be a little biased.

We need to hurry up and include everyone else though before the month is out:
Ramjet
Rumble (more than 1 entry)
Dirge
Dark Saviour
Starscream
Soundwave
Blitzwing
Detective Barricade
....if I missed anyone, I'm sorry

*Bonus Points* for an entry for each one per post.

it seems lately that only 3 of us has been entering the contest.

Galvatron wrote:it seems lately that only 3 of us has been entering the contest.

I think its more than just the contest, it seems we three are the site instead of the law, oh wait, we are the law as well!

judge jury and executioner.

Galvatron wrote:judge jury and executioner.

"Guilty or innocent, it doesn't matter!"

"Before the imperial magistrate delivers a verdict, would you like to beg for your lives, it some times help, but not often!" Quintason Prosecutor

So, when does the jury get back on the results?

(edit) The FINAL results

Since only myself and Sixshot listed our favorites, it does make things simple.
We both agreed on these 2. So now we vote.


1- u people confuse the hell outta me. i have no idea what any of this means.
RAVAGE

2- SOP: Posts more SPAM than a Hormel delivery truck.
SIXSHOT

I vote for #1

(I can't seem to get a "pole" thread up)

I'd make a poll, but I don't understand what we're putting in there for options?

these...

1- u people confuse the hell outta me. i have no idea what any of this means.
RAVAGE

2- SOP: Posts more SPAM than a Hormel delivery truck.
SIXSHOT

Galvatron wrote:these...

1- u people confuse the hell outta me. i have no idea what any of this means.
RAVAGE

2- SOP: Posts more SPAM than a Hormel delivery truck.
SIXSHOT

But they're for 2 different people. Why not use both in the scroll?

 

2 winners?

 
 

BTW... it's your turn to do the scroll this month.

Why not just add the top five to the scroll, more the merrier!

Galvatron wrote:BTW... it's your turn to do the scroll this month.

Runs and hides....

Sixshot wrote:

Galvatron wrote:BTW... it's your turn to do the scroll this month.

Runs and hides....

GET OVER HERE!!!

Dirge was killed by a mob of rampaging hens

Dirge wrote:Dirge was killed by a mob of rampaging hens

We should enter that into December, if we ever get the ones from NOVEMBER up!