101 messages RAVAGE has recorded

#1 Megatron: Starscream, take it out of there and let me show you how it's done!!

2# Optimus prime reciting Shakespeare "To be or not to be, that is the question!" Stupid question thou!

#3 Blitzwing: Astrotrain, you did it all wrong! You're supposed to eat it like this!!

4# Arcee: "Oh Hot Rod, oooo, I love it when you do that!"

#5 Arcee : "Oh Springer, oooo, I love it when you do that!"

6# Kup "ACREE the dam cotton picking minute are you doing with that microphone?"

#7 BLASTER: That Kup S.O.B. just ruined my recording of Thee R.C.!! How could that be!?

#8: Shockwave: Damn it, I hate answer phones! *hangs up*

9# Megatron "Decpticons, rise up and fart!"

#10 Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising

- Markitmus Twainicon

11# Blackout "What does this button do!" Starscream "DON'T TOUCH THAT BUTTON, FOOL!!"

#12: Soundwave: "I'll get you next time gadget, next time!"

13# Gagget "Was my Doctor Claw impression good enough to make the cut?"

GALVATRON: Hookers, bong hits, nudity, blowing up automobiles!!!! Robbing stores and stealing cars! They should make a video game about my lifestyle.

15# Unnamed con "Their dead Jim, their all dead!" Galvatron "Fool, that's only Dirge's corpses from the 101 thread where he died!" "Oh, my bad!"

#16 SIXSHOT: my next fembot is going to have a beer holder on the back of her head.

17# Megazarak "Honestly Sixshot, your next fembot should have a fridge alt mode, much more convenient to have a nice cool drink of Energon!"

#18: Rumble: Here Kitty Kitty!

19# Lex "I thought I finished off that guy!" Joker "If I had a dollar for every time I said that!"

#20 GALVATRON: Sonuva.... I stepped in cat shit again!!

21# Joker "Where does he get these unbreakable toys?"

#22 This concludes this side of the tape. Please flip tape to other side to continue your listening enjoyment.

23# Welcome to Ravage's cassette on how to be a good bad kitty!

#24 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.......

25# Spike "OH SHITTTTTT!"