Wheeljack's 101 daft inventions!

1# A bookmark that doubles as a can opener!

#2 a dinobot that doubles as a torch.

#3 poop that doubles as chewing gum  

4# A collar that makes Swiss Cheese in poop flavour!

#5 A memory scanner for blondes.

6# A pizza combiner

#7 The Unstabelizer 2000

8# A machine that tells you that your house is flooded when the water is creeping through the key hole!

#9 a wrist watch that is also a sundial

10# A fold up brick!

#11 a vacuume cleaner that also cuts hair.
IT SUCKS AS IT CUTS!

12# The burp o manic, if I knew what one was, I might be interested in it! 

#13 a fart machine that actually stinks.....awesome

#14 snatch sniffer 3000. It beeps loudly if it smells fish

15# A leash that scoops up Ravage's poop, once it combined with 14#

hmmm......me like....

16# The Ravage detector, sadly it broke before it could be used, due to a unseen force, the only evidence was muddy paw prints upon the floor leading to Hound's room in the ark!  

I cant be detected.  don't waste your time. haha

Ravage wrote:I cant be detected.  don't waste your time. haha

That's why its broken, you broke it and framed Hound for the crime because he locked you in a cell back at the beginning of the saga that is TF

17# A combiner that has feet where hands should be, hands where feet should be, a penis where a head should be, and a moron sign where the crotch should be and on the chest a sign that says "I'm a pretty little moron, please kick me!"  

A plutonium powered mobile phone

18# A dream eater machine!

#19 paddles.....the dinobot

20# A super brain for Sludge, only it ended up being trampled under foot when Blaster turned on the music and the Dinobots had a party! 

#21 a formula to make me poop bigger poops to leave for my unsuspecting victims